Anyone had the snip 🍆✂️?

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Johnny Cage Dec 1, 2014

my wife reckons I should get the snip, any guys had it done and want to share their thoughts?
Gone baby gone Dec 1, 2014

Do everything exactly the way the DOC says
asscrack Dec 1, 2014

I heard its still not bullet proof
Mickey Dunn Dec 1, 2014

Heard a funny story once about a man who altered his paperwork from the doctor to state that "daily intercourse is required for the next 30 days to flush out any remaining sperm.

His wife flipped out when she read it but he said by the end of the month he was actually tiring of sex.
U-571 Dec 1, 2014

i havent had it done but i will as soon as i can afford it.

i dont care that im in my 20's, i just dont want any kids. ever.

and before anyone tells me "you will change your mind" uh no, i wont.
U-571 Dec 1, 2014

Mickey Dunn wrote:
Heard a funny story once about a man who altered his paperwork from the doctor to state that "daily intercourse is required for the next 30 days to flush out any remaining sperm.

His wife flipped out when she read it but he said by the end of the month he was actually tiring of sex.

hahaha, that really backfired on him 😂😂😂
yonkers son Dec 1, 2014

I don't know about the snip but I think I might have the clap
𖤐🆂🆃🆈🆇 𖤐 Dec 1, 2014

if you have kids already and KNOW you dont want anymore then feck it cut off them glands and fire away.

i even thought about it for when im older
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Dec 1, 2014

ѕ¢αяℓєт яαιи wrote:
i havent had it done but i will as soon as i can afford it.

i dont care that im in my 20's, i just dont want any kids. ever.

and before anyone tells me "you will change your mind" uh no, i wont.

👏👏👏 the world doesn't need any more ICP fans 😜
ᙖᗋN Dec 1, 2014

You know that free testical cancer check they did for charity? I should set up snips for charity 😘
U-571 Dec 1, 2014

☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
ѕ¢αяℓєт яαιи wrote:
i havent had it done but i will as soon as i can afford it.

i dont care that im in my 20's, i just dont want any kids. ever.

and before anyone tells me "you will change your mind" uh no, i wont.

👏👏👏 the world doesn't need any more ICP fans 😜
i made this decision many moons before i was an ICP fan lol.
you sound like my coworkers lmao they all make fun of me for it
SOSA™ Dec 1, 2014

Only get it done if you want to, not because the wife reckonsq you should it's a big decision bud
Zetta Dec 2, 2014

Johnny Cage wrote:
my wife reckons I should get the snip, any guys had it done and want to share their thoughts?

It may seem like a better idea if you reckon it as well.
clint crawford Dec 2, 2014

Mickey Dunn wrote:
Heard a funny story once about a man who altered his paperwork from the doctor to state that "daily intercourse is required for the next 30 days to flush out any remaining sperm.

His wife flipped out when she read it but he said by the end of the month he was actually tiring of sex.

My buddy had it done he was told to " snap a batch"30 times the 31 first they gave him a bottle to go in and send it in. Sometimes the procedure doesn't work
Most men don't send sample in.
And yes this is a true story .
clint crawford Dec 2, 2014

Now he was a back hoe operator so maybe Bounceing around in a back hoe all day maybe he didn't need the snip anyway.
I would do It Johnny I'm going in a year or so.
Worst I've heard is one guy had to take a week of work usually your back 2 days later
〓 ZONE 〓 Dec 2, 2014

ƬãᴄƬõᴡƞ⌖ƹͣgͩʗͩ wrote:
Do everything exactly the way the DOC says

👆👆 very important 👆👆
✞€ℍ₳ℙ╚₳ł₦✞ Dec 2, 2014

I did it 10+ yrs ago. If you don't want to ever have more kids then I recommend you do it. It is so liberating to not be concerned about pregnancy with wife or any other woman. I personally think it's great.
🏃💨fartex💩 Dec 2, 2014

Ive had it done to me about 10 years ago aswell...
My girlfriend and me at that time only wanted one baby anyway ( still valid on my part)
3 years later she left me for some other bloke.
I started dating someone, and told her many times upfront that making another baby would be impossible for me as it stands...

2 years later, i come home and there she is, sitting in the sofa with this big ass smile on her face...( relationship was fucked up at that time and i was wondering why i kept putting up with her then...)

She told me she was pregnant, wich in term made me burst into laughter.
Her surprised face was priceless. I remember her asking what we would name the baby, and i told her, whatever it is, a boy or a girl, i wont give a flying rats ass, but im calling it macguyver...
When she asked why, i told her that every single piece of sperm trying to get out, is hitting a brick wall (so to speak) and kills himself...

Threw her out the next week, as i already knew she was seeing someone else.
RSXJR Dec 2, 2014

asscrack wrote:
I heard its still not bullet proof

Unless you have a Titanium band put in...
ғċṡṭ.ƿѧȗʟı♆яїн♆ Dec 2, 2014

✞€ℍ₳ℙ╚₳ł₦✞И山Я✞ wrote:
I did it 10+ yrs ago. If you don't want to ever have more kids then I recommend you do it. It is so liberating to not be concerned about pregnancy with wife or any other woman. I personally think it's great.

Tell us more about those "other woman"....
👀🙊
✞€ℍ₳ℙ╚₳ł₦✞ Dec 4, 2014

FC St.Pauli wrote:
✞€ℍ₳ℙ╚₳ł₦✞И山Я✞ wrote:
I did it 10+ yrs ago. If you don't want to ever have more kids then I recommend you do it. It is so liberating to not be concerned about pregnancy with wife or any other woman. I personally think it's great.

Tell us more about those "other woman"....
👀🙊

Uh, No😉