GUYS ONLY (ps. must have a sense of humor)
Forums โบ General Discussion โบ GUYS ONLY (ps. must have a sense of humor)-
So as guys we all know that the worst thing that can happen to us is get a boner when there are people around or we are outside. share a moment when you almost or actually got caught having a boner and was embarrassed.
When I was in 11th grade my hot spanish teacher called me outside of the classroom to speak about my grades, unfortunately I had a boner at the moment and delayed getting up to get outta class. i somehow did the texas tuck quick enough but when i got out of the classroom, it fell from the elastic on my shorts and BAM! she knew what had happened and smiled and said to go get water and come back. was deff embarrassing, but she was hot so i didnt mind lol just wished i banged her.
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Awww, cute story. Makes me wish I was 14 again.
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Was in class and
The teacher called me up to the board, long story short I refused to get up ๐ -
Why be embarrassed?
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At work right now, reading this thread.
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TIFU
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We need to hear from boner jams
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Hmm?
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Boner Jams '03 wrote:
LOLHmm?
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This is why you don't fap in class no matter how hot your teacher and/or peers are ๐๐
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Why guys only? If you say that then women are bound to sneak peeks at this thread, and there's nothing to prevent that.
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๐ women can peak through the forum but im pretty sure they wont reply about a time they got a boner.
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masmafio wrote:
God only knows right? ๐๐๐ women can peak through the forum but im pretty sure they wont reply about a time they got a boner.
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Barney69 wrote:
I mean i walked outside with a thing shirt on and no bra and got perky nips ๐ that's like a chest boner x2masmafio wrote:
God only knows right? ๐๐๐ women can peak through the forum but im pretty sure they wont reply about a time they got a boner.
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YOU wrote:
*Thin geezuz not a thing shirt ๐Barney69 wrote:
I mean i walked outside with a thing shirt on and no bra and got perky nips ๐ that's like a chest boner x2masmafio wrote:
God only knows right? ๐๐๐ women can peak through the forum but im pretty sure they wont reply about a time they got a boner.
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๐SweetiePie๐ wrote:
BOINGYOU wrote:
*Thin geezuz not a thing shirt ๐Barney69 wrote:
I mean i walked outside with a thing shirt on and no bra and got perky nips ๐ that's like a chest boner x2masmafio wrote:
God only knows right? ๐๐๐ women can peak through the forum but im pretty sure they wont reply about a time they got a boner.
*tucks boner away*
Teehee, she said nips๐ -
โ Mฮฮฅฮฮฮโ wrote:
The excite ment from somthing we all have ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐SweetiePie๐ wrote:
BOINGYOU wrote:
*Thin geezuz not a thing shirt ๐Barney69 wrote:
I mean i walked outside with a thing shirt on and no bra and got perky nips ๐ that's like a chest boner x2masmafio wrote:
God only knows right? ๐๐๐ women can peak through the forum but im pretty sure they wont reply about a time they got a boner.
*tucks boner away*
Teehee, she said nips๐ -
Dang it!! Misread the thread title.. Thought it said guns only..
Only pull it when your for sure gonna shoot it!!
Ha! It still applies. -
Dear Abby,
This one time, at band camp, Timmy and I touched wieners. It was so exciting. I felt warm inside, and I got so hard, I thought I might burst. How do I know if he loves me back? Should I call him, or play hard to get?
Signed,
Boner Boy
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I got a boner at the strip club once.
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I had a smoking hot math teacher nd she asked me to stay after class while i had a huge woody nd i didnt bother to hide it. Plus this is in an all boys school. Once i came up to her desk she had an amazed look nd said this was her first time to see a student getting a boner for her. What shocked me the most is she said she would help me with the boner if i was 18. This was two years ago lol now im 18 nd she left the school.
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Radoncic Family wrote:
Completely believable.I had a smoking hot math teacher nd she asked me to stay after class while i had a huge woody nd i didnt bother to hide it. Plus this is in an all boys school. Once i came up to her desk she had an amazed look nd said this was her first time to see a student getting a boner for her. What shocked me the most is she said she would help me with the boner if i was 18. This was two years ago lol now im 18 nd she left the school.
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Boner Jams '03 wrote:
๐Hmm?
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Boner Jams '03 wrote:
Radoncic Family wrote:
Completely believable.I had a smoking hot math teacher nd she asked me to stay after class while i had a huge woody nd i didnt bother to hide it. Plus this is in an all boys school. Once i came up to her desk she had an amazed look nd said this was her first time to see a student getting a boner for her. What shocked me the most is she said she would help me with the boner if i was 18. This was two years ago lol now im 18 nd she left the school.
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whette fartze wrote:
Boner Jams '03 wrote:
Radoncic Family wrote:
Completely believable.I had a smoking hot math teacher nd she asked me to stay after class while i had a huge woody nd i didnt bother to hide it. Plus this is in an all boys school. Once i came up to her desk she had an amazed look nd said this was her first time to see a student getting a boner for her. What shocked me the most is she said she would help me with the boner if i was 18. This was two years ago lol now im 18 nd she left the school.
๐ And then he woke up
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ใBROWN๐ตNOTEใ wrote:
It's not gay if you say "no homo" ๐Dear Abby,
This one time, at band camp, Timmy and I touched wieners. It was so exciting. I felt warm inside, and I got so hard, I thought I might burst. How do I know if he loves me back? Should I call him, or play hard to get?
Signed,
Boner Boy
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OMG girls have it worse, so what if your pants get tight...
Least you stay dry๐ -
โเฉซัตโฌัษพแซโคแตแตแตฦฆฦดษ wrote:
You get wet enough that people can see? That would be worse!OMG girls have it worse, so what if your pants get tight...
Least you stay dry๐ -
a cat falls in the pool and a rooster laughs, whats the moral of the story? a wet pussy always makes a happy cock ;)
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I can't see how a wet vagina could be worse...
It might be uncomfortable but at least nobody can see itYou just try making a speech to your English class with a boner when you're an awkward 12 year old boy
You just try!PROTIP
Apparently if you tense your thighs your boner will go away because "exercising" will divert blood flow
Wish I'd known that before... -
i used to pinch myself so i thought more about the pain and thats how it goes away lol unless there is a hot girl nearby and you want her eyes to pop outta her head.
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