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Helixranger Nov 19, 2014

You probably hate it, but here goes.

I know someone who has a bad life. He's a man in his 20s who work in a fast food restaurant. He has a co-worker who tries to kill him every day. Also he has a greedy boss who fight with a midget married to a computer. He has 2 friends. 1 is a southern girl he has a crush on and the other stays because he's mental. But here's the worst part:He lives in a pineapple.
༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Nov 19, 2014

...why?
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Nov 19, 2014

Does he live under the sea?
The Gipper Nov 19, 2014

You heard how the Elephant Man died? He was killed when struck in the head by a midget human cannonball. It was a freak accident.
Add👑TheKing👑 Nov 19, 2014

I don't think you understand how jokes work
Add👑TheKing👑 Nov 19, 2014

Unless this joke just went way over my head
👤nͥobͣoͫdy👤 Nov 19, 2014

To get to the other side
ℜoḇ⌖Ϯ🐔ℭhicken Nov 19, 2014

🐓🐓🐓
doVa (RETIRED) Nov 19, 2014

The Gipper wrote:
You heard how the Elephant Man died? He was killed when struck in the head by a midget human cannonball. It was a freak accident.

That's not funny when you've googled the elephant man at age 10 😳
Helixranger Nov 19, 2014

The reason I did this is because of my friend. She's a comedian. She want to try out her material on people and she need my help. So I posted a few jokes here. They're not that great though...
RW🍄 Nov 19, 2014

SpongeBob did anyone else get it?
Helixranger Nov 20, 2014

☠Ɗɪϻɪɴɪsʜєʀ☠ wrote:
SpongeBob did anyone else get it?

Apparently not.
DaZe™ Nov 21, 2014

Helixranger wrote:
☠Ɗɪϻɪɴɪsʜєʀ☠ wrote:
SpongeBob did anyone else get it?

Apparently not.

I got it, some people here are just daft.
Seventeen 24💔 Nov 21, 2014

I've never watched Sponge Bob Squarepants
Scarbutt Nov 21, 2014

Helixranger wrote:
The reason I did this is because of my friend. She's a comedian. She want to try out her material on people and she need my help. So I posted a few jokes here. They're not that great though...

She do stand up at little kid birthday parties? I'm sure some 6 year olds would love that.
Mickey Dunn Nov 21, 2014

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
Mickey Dunn Nov 21, 2014

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
〓𐊀𐊓𐊔𐊀𐋏𐊤𐊛🕋〓 Nov 21, 2014

Mickey Dunn wrote:
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

😆😆😆😆😆
Fuqyall-retired Nov 21, 2014

Hellxranger, I think Mickey could give you some pointers on how to tell a joke.