Things you always wanted to tell belial
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He is like a girl. He wears make up and perfume bc he is ugly and he stinks!
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El! wrote:
Haha, I told some people that joke who had actually never heard it!He is like a girl. He wears make up and perfume bc he is ugly and he stinks!
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Um..Belial, you're a sissy la la.
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He wishes he was as influential as Thug, who he adores, from the bottom of his big mushy heart... The softie.
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Belial should be charged with indecent exposure, constantly running around the forum stroking his ego!! Lol
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originalbones wrote:
HaBelial should be charged with indecent exposure, constantly running around the forum stroking his ego!! Lol
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I heard Belial only agreed to take 3 days off the turf wars forums because this was the week he was going on the Justin Beiber concert tour and would be busy
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Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
That's totally true, but I don't think we were supposed to say anything.I heard Belial only agreed to take 3 days off the turf wars forums because this was the week he was going on the Justin Beiber concert tour and would be busy
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Belial is the best mobster out here. Hes the best from east to west coast!
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You all want to bash him. Im respecting the guy 👿
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Three guys die and go to hell.
When they arrive Belial informs them that he is going to remove their penises.
"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys.
"Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.
So he calls over the first guy "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw"
To the second guy he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off"
As he calls the third guy over he notices he's smiling.
"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says Belial.
"I know" replies the man "but my father was a popsicle maker"
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SHUT UP BELIAL! Wanted to get that out no offense belial
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Belial king kong is better than u.
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Omg belial is a guy.... Awkward I thought he was a 💁 until now!
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$now cone guy!! wrote:
Wait........he's a dude?Omg belial is a guy.... Awkward I thought he was a 💁 until now!
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$now cone guy!! wrote:
lol he is gonna be so pissed when he comes back and reads this threadOmg belial is a guy.... Awkward I thought he was a 💁 until now!
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You guys are jerks! I've always want to tell belial that I appreciate his numerous posts. All of them have been humorous, helpful, informative, sage-like, and meaningful. But I haven't read anything recently, I hope he's okay? B, are you okay? The TW community would like to know? Did you quit? Drop some knowledge on these fools please!
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It's an anonymous person playing an online iPod game. What the he'll would I have to say about them?
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Iv recieved word from belial that the first "I ❤ Thuglife" club meeting will be hosted as soon as he comes back to the forums
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Your stupid bella
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Come on j-Mac!!
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zraygo wrote:
if you're going to steal from sickipaedia don't pretend u made it up!!!!! GrrrrrrrThree guys die and go to hell.
When they arrive Belial informs them that he is going to remove their penises.
"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys.
"Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.
So he calls over the first guy "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw"
To the second guy he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off"
As he calls the third guy over he notices he's smiling.
"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says Belial.
"I know" replies the man "but my father was a popsicle maker"
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!SoulStealer🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
lmao!Your stupid bella
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BellaItaliana wrote:
Oops i ment belial :)!SoulStealer🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
lmao!Your stupid bella
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I know belial in real life and he has a small penis
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@godfather
Would you like me to include a bibliography-1 with each post?
1. I could no remember the word bibliography so I had to ask my son
2. Get your facts straight. It was not sickapedia, whatever that is. It was thejokeyard.com
3. Bella, sorry for ending that sentence in a preposition.
Enjoy the Thom Mcann's
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!Ηξ₦R♆☣δΩΓζδ☠ wrote:
kiss ass lolBelial is the best mobster out here. Hes the best from east to west coast!
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zraygo wrote:
wow.....lol maybe dentist wouldn't been better.....or product taster....😉Three guys die and go to hell.
When they arrive Belial informs them that he is going to remove their penises.
"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the guys.
"Whatever your fathers jobs were, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.
So he calls over the first guy "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw"
To the second guy he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off"
As he calls the third guy over he notices he's smiling.
"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says Belial.
"I know" replies the man "but my father was a popsicle maker"
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I just found out I have herpes you might want to get yourself checked........
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I heard beliels so ugly satan exiled him.
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Lol after this bells gonna kill you😲
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