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◾️〓MOOSΞKILL〓◾️ Oct 1, 2014

Nervous Chinese officials search pigeon anuses for bombs
The Verge ^ | 10/1/2014 | The Verge
Officials in China this week examined the anuses of 10,000 pigeons that were set to be released today in celebration of National Day, amid government fears of a possible terrorist attack. According to reports from state-run media outlets, the birds had their feathers, legs, and anuses searched for "suspicious objects" yesterday, before being packed onto a truck and sent to Tiananmen Square in Beijing for today's ceremony. Many reports on the probe disappeared from China's tightly-controlled media after being published, though some articles and tweets remain online. The entire process was reportedly videotaped.
〓ＣＨＵＣＫＹ〓 Oct 1, 2014

m00sekill wrote: The entire process was reportedly videotaped.

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⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Oct 1, 2014

I wonder how much explosive could be inserted into a pigeon anus. Even if you had a pigeon sized speculum, how much weight and charge could a pigeon anus hold? How much, per ounce, would the added weight affect the range the pigeon could fly before it was exhausted?
⌖🔥DR☠GN🔥⌖ Oct 1, 2014

Lmfao omg that's funny but don't you feel sorry for all the violated pigeons
Boner Jams '03 Oct 1, 2014

Roger That wrote:
I wonder how much explosive could be inserted into a pigeon anus. Even if you had a pigeon sized speculum, how much weight and charge could a pigeon anus hold? How much, per ounce, would the added weight affect the range the pigeon could fly before it was exhausted?

A 5 ounce swallow can't carry a 1 pound coconut. It's a simple matter of weight ratios.
〓K Я A M P U S〓 Oct 1, 2014

Couldn't they just see if any of the pigeons were walking funny before going hog wild on their beeholes?
SOSA™ Oct 1, 2014

Lmao they can't be serious.
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Oct 1, 2014

This guy will dress up as a pigeon and travel to China.
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CopperTop Oct 1, 2014

Lucky Pierre wrote:
m00sekill wrote: The entire process was reportedly videotaped.

YESSS! Fappening V 2.0

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No no no...the Flappening
༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Oct 1, 2014

ＣｏｐｐｅｒＴｏｐ wrote:
Lucky Pierre wrote:
m00sekill wrote: The entire process was reportedly videotaped.

YESSS! Fappening V 2.0

🐦 ( * ) 👀 💦🍆

No no no...the Flappening
Caymus Oct 1, 2014

Boner Jams '03 wrote:
Roger That wrote:
I wonder how much explosive could be inserted into a pigeon anus. Even if you had a pigeon sized speculum, how much weight and charge could a pigeon anus hold? How much, per ounce, would the added weight affect the range the pigeon could fly before it was exhausted?

A 5 ounce swallow can't carry a 1 pound coconut. It's a simple matter of weight ratios.
What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Boner Jams '03 Oct 1, 2014

Caymus wrote:
Boner Jams '03 wrote:
Roger That wrote:
I wonder how much explosive could be inserted into a pigeon anus. Even if you had a pigeon sized speculum, how much weight and charge could a pigeon anus hold? How much, per ounce, would the added weight affect the range the pigeon could fly before it was exhausted?

A 5 ounce swallow can't carry a 1 pound coconut. It's a simple matter of weight ratios.
What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
〓BODGΞЯ〓 Oct 1, 2014

Boner Jams '03 wrote:
Caymus wrote:
Boner Jams '03 wrote:
Roger That wrote:
I wonder how much explosive could be inserted into a pigeon anus. Even if you had a pigeon sized speculum, how much weight and charge could a pigeon anus hold? How much, per ounce, would the added weight affect the range the pigeon could fly before it was exhausted?

A 5 ounce swallow can't carry a 1 pound coconut. It's a simple matter of weight ratios.
What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
And who's load your talkng about...
რơͣɳͩʂͩţęȓơưş™ Oct 2, 2014

〓BODGΞЯ〓 wrote:
Boner Jams '03 wrote:
Caymus wrote:
Boner Jams '03 wrote:
Roger That wrote:
I wonder how much explosive could be inserted into a pigeon anus. Even if you had a pigeon sized speculum, how much weight and charge could a pigeon anus hold? How much, per ounce, would the added weight affect the range the pigeon could fly before it was exhausted?

A 5 ounce swallow can't carry a 1 pound coconut. It's a simple matter of weight ratios.
What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
And who's load your talkng about...
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