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Al Circumciser Oct 1, 2014

When guys need a beatin,some bosses put a guys head in a vice,other bosses take some teeth.My boss will take your foreskin, even if your foreskin was takin at birth.Boss got an obsession with foreskin since he got the clap in Nam.In our old hood there was a joint called "Nam's Dinner and Topless Broads with Huge Breasts Dancing on Tables".Asians ain't much for symbolism when namin a joint.Nam has another place around the block called "Black Women with Big Asses in G-Strings Dancing on your Table and Breakfast".The Nam brothers serve good food and they got a nice clean kitchen but their girls ain't as clean as the kitchens.Anyways, after boss got the clap, he had this thing about riddin the world of foreskins because they harbor STD's.I tell ya, my boss is a real Good Samaritan, but if ya piss boss off then you'd be lucky if Tony gives you a local anasthetic(a good lick behind the ear with a hammer). Then hope the bosses hands don't shake too much which ain't good for precision surgery.
🇫🇷N͙ΔPΟLΣΟΠ🇫🇷 Oct 1, 2014

Ask me if I give a fuck.
༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Oct 1, 2014

Mͭ☢ͪʈͤɧeɼƑuʗƙeɼ wrote:
Ask me if I give a fuck.

The Million Dollar Question
BackrockedObama Oct 1, 2014

The fuck did I just read....
༦ᵑɴͦᴇͫxͣxͩ༤ Oct 1, 2014

BackrockedObama wrote:
The fuck did I just read....

The 2 Million Dollar Question
BackrockedObama Oct 1, 2014

ᴊᴸᎠєαтнѕтяσкє⚖ wrote:
BackrockedObama wrote:
The fuck did I just read....

The 2 Million Dollar Question
😂😂😂
🇫🇷N͙ΔPΟLΣΟΠ🇫🇷 Oct 1, 2014

LOL
💉СУГЦЅDAVIГЦЅ💉 Oct 1, 2014

Is this the plot to a new tv show?
🔥Mr⌖S🔥 Oct 1, 2014

💉СУГЦЅDAVIГЦЅ💉 wrote:
Is this the plot to a new tv show?

Lol
hotrodtech Oct 1, 2014

Everyday they get more stupid
E=MC(Hammer) Oct 1, 2014

Mͭ☢ͪʈͤɧeɼƑuʗƙeɼ wrote:
Ask me if I give a fuck.

Well apparently you give fucks to mothers, so... Checkmate?
𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝕷𝖊𝖊 Oct 1, 2014

Dashiell Hammett for the new century. 👍
U-571 Oct 1, 2014

Sounds hot