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yonkers son Sep 30, 2014

Can somebody please tell me what this liquid is that is leaking out of my butt ?
Wolfe Brothers Sep 30, 2014

Is it beer? Cause it sounds like you've had a lot today.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Sep 30, 2014

Taste it, couldmean different things based on the flavor.
〓BODGΞЯ〓 Sep 30, 2014

Bit of anal discharge...

Careful what you say... Some people here will get excited about things like that lol
ZRAYGO Sep 30, 2014

You're boyfriends prolly don't use condoms
DC ONE Sep 30, 2014

What colour is it? Maybe Yonkers has served you up a dodgy dinner.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Sep 30, 2014

Smell, color, taste, consistency we need more info ...
yonkers son Sep 30, 2014

Ok I just smelled it and it smells like ham and has the texture of relish. Any advice
yonkers son Sep 30, 2014

Oh and it's greenish yellow brown and kinda tastes like spoiled chicken
★DΞICIDΞ★ Sep 30, 2014

Make a sandwich, be sure to say grace before eating though.
Visɧɓuɱe Sep 30, 2014

〓DC ONE〓 wrote:
What colour is it? Maybe Yonkers has served you up a dodgy dinner.

😂😂👍🍻
༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ Sep 30, 2014

So you've shit yourself. Congratulations!
Ojibwe Sep 30, 2014

You need more fiber in your diet. I suggest you go up in the attic and pick some of the pink stuff you find up there.
yonkers son Sep 30, 2014

Should I tell anybody or should I just keep it to myself
yonkers son Sep 30, 2014

I need better advice guys, Im going through a crisis right now
★DΞICIDΞ★ Sep 30, 2014

best advice in a serious crisis is to seek medical attention.
hotrodtech Sep 30, 2014

Are you playin hide the hotdog ?
U-571 Sep 30, 2014

take it you cant trust a fart anymore
yonkers son Sep 30, 2014

No what is that, it sounds like a fun game
Nоah Sep 30, 2014

Lmao this thread is glorious 😂
yonkers son Sep 30, 2014

Lol 😜
SILENT SHADOW Sep 30, 2014

If you have moved up from the standard cardboard and moved to PVC. Make sure you sand the end down to remove the sharp edges. Also clean with alcohol after sanding to remove and dust and you may want to consider repeating that after every use.
DC ONE Oct 1, 2014

What you need to do is buy a nice bottle of wine, sit back, and put the cork up your arse my friend. In a few years you will be a vintage 2014
💉СУГЦЅDAVIГЦЅ💉 Oct 1, 2014

Speak to al circumciser, he knows some people that can help you.
yonkers son Oct 1, 2014

Thanks for the advice guys because this is really starting to become a major crisis
riddleboxmisfit Oct 1, 2014

Congratulations you have officially been ass fucked on here by another player with a bigger mob than yours & that sir is the end result of the ass fucking of a life time...my only advice & suggestion too you is that you now tuck what tail is left between your legs, clean your wounds, sit on a large ice pack on top of 1 of those donut pillows for your ass & gently rock yourself back & forth while holding your knees in a corner while crying & saying too yourself "everything is going too be ok, my ass is going too be ok" over & over again until you end up permentally scarred for life...good luck & again congrats !!! :)
dr p Oct 1, 2014

yonkers son wrote:
Can somebody please tell me what this liquid is that is leaking out of my butt ?

That's your brain
🏃💨fartex💩 Oct 2, 2014

yonkers son wrote:
Can somebody please tell me what this liquid is that is leaking out of my butt ?

You lucky bastage, at least they used lube when they ass tapes you...
They went in hard and dry when they did it to me 😖