Anyone else watch monty python?
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👑HOBO KING👑 wrote:
FailI fart in your general direction,your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now leve or I shal taunt you another time.
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Half a bee, philosophically
Must, ipso facto, half not be
But half the bee has got to be
A vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury? -
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok...
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Neko wrote:
Whatever I am not that much of a monty python fan and haven't seen it in a year👑HOBO KING👑 wrote:
FailI fart in your general direction,your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now leve or I shal taunt you another time.
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My hovercraft is full of eels
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We are the knights that say....
Err...
??
Ni?
Nay? -
We r no longer the knights who say nee. We are now the knights who say icky icky pertang YA!
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Mr. Empire wrote:
"oh thank you" leaves room.Pete the hat wrote:
no I'm sorry this is abuseIs this the right room for an argument?
"stupid git" -
killer 66 wrote:
Is this the right room for an argument?Mr. Empire wrote:
"oh thank you" leaves room.Pete the hat wrote:
no I'm sorry this is abuseIs this the right room for an argument?
"stupid git"
I've told you once.
No you haven't.
Yes I have.
No you haven't.
Err... I'm sorry is this a 5 minute argument, or the full half hour? -
I'm Brian and so's my wife......biggus dickus.....he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir RobinHe was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir RobinHis head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off
And his penis...
Well that's enough music for now, lads... -
I am here to save you from the peril.
-I will face the peril alone.
-No! It's far to periless.
-I bet your gay.
- Hmm. No I'm not. -
All I said was that piece of Halibut was good enough for Jehovah.
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I'm not dead yet...getting better!
Tis only a flesh wound!
How not to be seen
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What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is...your favorite color?An African or European swallow? I don't kn...ahhhhhh
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What makes you think she's a witch?
Well, she turned me into a newt.
.......I got better.
(crowd shouts) Burn her anyway! -
Would sir like a wafer thin mint?
No.
Oh, but sir, it is wafer thin.
No, f--k off I'm stuffed. -
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, I'd be put away!
Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
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Nobody is going to stone anybody...... And I want to make this absolutely clear..... Even if they do say Jehovah.
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I'd like to complain about people complaining about people who complain...
/16tons weight falls on him -
👑HOBO KING👑 wrote:
Lmfao😹😹😹I fart in your general direction,your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now leve or I shal taunt you another time.
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Wealise woderick!
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Wolf nipple chips, get em while they're hot, they're lovely.
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Mystery wrote:
I ask that of people and I always get the "what the fuck are talking about" lookWhat is your name?
What is your quest?
What is...your favorite color?An African or European swallow? I don't kn...ahhhhhh
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Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea
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