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Screwup Aug 30, 2014

Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, Wakes up with smelly finger.
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Aug 30, 2014

Deez
✯⊂ουrι∈r✯διχ✯ Aug 31, 2014

Confucius say man with hand down his pants is feeling cocky
Marilyn Aug 31, 2014

Confucius say man who bites nails, should not scratch ass.
RSXJR Aug 31, 2014

But what he actually says is:

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Mickey Dunn Aug 31, 2014

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
☠︎︎丂卄乇乇几☠︎︎ Aug 31, 2014

Man who drop watch in toilet is bound for shitty time
0P3R4T1V3 Aug 31, 2014

Confucius say crowded elevator smell different to midget.
U-571 Aug 31, 2014

confucious say man who stick dick in muffler has hot rod
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Aug 31, 2014

Confucius say "man who farts in church sits in own pew"
U-571 Aug 31, 2014

confucious say man who fingers woman on period gets caught red handed
რơͣɳͩʂͩţęȓơưş™ Aug 31, 2014

Confucious said man is hard working, then must soak in his own sweat
〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 Aug 31, 2014

Confucius say, man with 9 kids always in hole.
JokerofHeart Aug 31, 2014

Confucius say, man who eat ass, talk shit
leroy shankins Aug 31, 2014

Confucius says respect your elders
『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Sep 1, 2014

I laughed way too hard in this thread.
★ΛL STΛL★ Sep 1, 2014

Confucius says man who paints toilet not necessarily shithouse painter