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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me." "But Grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"?"
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That's so good 😂😂😂
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An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, as he had done every year, but it was very hard work for the aging man. His only son, Vincent, was currently in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad. it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging. If only you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son:
Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love VinnieAt 4 a.m. FBI agents and local police arrived at the old man's house and dug up the entire area. However, they didn't find any bodies, so they apologized to the old man and left.
That same day he received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie -
Good one Bus!
I asked Siri to show me a joke.
She told me to go to privacy settings and grant access to my front camera. 😒
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3 lads got lost in the jungle. Soon they are captured by a group of female savages.
They tell them they are going to lose their penises by association of their jobs.
The leader asks the first one-
'What do you do?'
He replies 'Im a lumberjack'. She shouts 'chop it off!'
Second guy says hes a butcher, she shouts 'saw if off!'
She looks at the third guy and hes in stitches laughing.
'Whats so funny?' she asks.
He replies 'I work for Dyson'. -
Mickey Dunn wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂Good one Bus!
I asked Siri to show me a joke.
She told me to go to privacy settings and grant access to my front camera. 😒
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So i have to start off and say that to get into heaven now you have to, Love god, repent your sins and have a shitty day the day you die. So a man walks up to Saint Peter. The saint says: "Hey so how was your day?" The man replies "it was crap i came condo on the tenth floor to find my wife naked so i knew she was unfaithful so i searched the house and found someone hanging off the balcony. So i go crazy and step on his fingers and he falls. But i see his still down there alive so i throw the first thing i see. I throw the fridge and then i had a heart attack and died.
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"Thats pretty shitty" said the saint "go on in" so he does and another man comes up. The saint says "how was your day?" The man says "real shit. I was hanging on my balcony doing pull-ups because im a physical trainer. Then some guy comes and stomps my fingers so i fall but im still alive. But i see something getting closer and im like "holy shit its a fucking refriderator." And i die." Peter says "damn go on in" another guy comes in and Peter asks "whats up" the man says "so im hiding naked in a fridge
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ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞᎽ ⚒ D M L wrote:
😂😂😂3 lads got lost in the jungle. Soon they are captured by a group of female savages.
They tell them they are going to lose their penises by association of their jobs.
The leader asks the first one-
'What do you do?'
He replies 'Im a lumberjack'. She shouts 'chop it off!'
Second guy says hes a butcher, she shouts 'saw if off!'
She looks at the third guy and hes in stitches laughing.
'Whats so funny?' she asks.
He replies 'I work for Dyson'. -
ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞᎽ ⚒ D M L wrote:
... so funny?' she asks.
He replies 'I work for Dyson'.I don't get it
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Innocent Saba wrote:
Suck.ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞᎽ ⚒ D M L wrote:
... so funny?' she asks.
He replies 'I work for Dyson'.I don't get it
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☠Ɗɪϻɪɴɪsʜєʀ☠ wrote:
No, no, no...I got the joke. I've been maried for 10 years. I meant I don't get it...anymore.😔Innocent Saba wrote:
Suck.ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞᎽ ⚒ D M L wrote:
... so funny?' she asks.
He replies 'I work for Dyson'.I don't get it
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Innocent Saba wrote:
😂😂😂 leave it to Saba☠Ɗɪϻɪɴɪsʜєʀ☠ wrote:
No, no, no...I got the joke. I've been maried for 10 years. I meant I don't get it...anymore.😔Innocent Saba wrote:
Suck.ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞᎽ ⚒ D M L wrote:
... so funny?' she asks.
He replies 'I work for Dyson'.I don't get it
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Mickey Dunn wrote:
Lmao 😂An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me." "But Grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"?"
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Innocent Saba wrote:
Dying laughin over here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠Ɗɪϻɪɴɪsʜєʀ☠ wrote:
No, no, no...I got the joke. I've been maried for 10 years. I meant I don't get it...anymore.😔Innocent Saba wrote:
Suck.ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞᎽ ⚒ D M L wrote:
... so funny?' she asks.
He replies 'I work for Dyson'.I don't get it
Maybe I shouldn't though ... I got married a few months ago! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
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