Mafia 2: Citizens Strike Back!
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I was never served my juice...the service was awful
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Hey don't count out the power of the Super Citizen!.. Wherever he is. ;)
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Maybe it was because before you ordered, you said "exuse me, pulled a makrov and killed the clerk". It would be hard to process an order when your dead. Mafia Cheese!
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Bump
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Still voting period guys...make your voice heard!
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So far I'm dead but somehow have the only vote on me
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Since he's dead I revote badman bonzo
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Good idea... Considering I used my "assassin" perk earlier in the game to kill BadTurfa.Since he's dead I revote badman bonzo
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And on that note, just incase nobody else votes. I will vote Lady Skillz to bring it to a tie.
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I vote mr. Smirks
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Badman Bonzo wrote:
Ok that was my bad. I thought it was someone else and had to go back and re read. Sorry about that. Changing my vote to the goat since he was in the story before and knew the mafia was "making moves". Seems suspicious enough.Lady Skillz wrote:
Good idea... Considering I used my "assassin" perk earlier in the game to kill BadTurfa.Since he's dead I revote badman bonzo
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I vote lady skillz
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No one agrees with me? Come on! Oh well guess i will drink my juice and hide the keys so no one can get into my bar.
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Since he's dead I revote badman bonzo
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Sorry Skillz, but you've been chosen to die today. I'm all out of impressive stories for now, but I'll make it up to you by having Morgan Freeman narrate your death. Ahem,
*Enter Morgan Freeman voice*
"Lady Skillz was brought to the gallows today, to be hanged on accusation of being part of the Mafia in Turfville, recently rated third in the nation in apple juice competitions around the world. Anyway, the entire town came to watch Skillz hang, mostly to see if she revealed the location of the keys to the juice bar. She spoke not a word, however, and it seems that even the power of the heavens couldn't save her this time, as the first angel fell to the Mafia Scare in Turfville. Now I have to go talk about some penguins. See you!" -
I'll never tell the location. All the juice for myself!!
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Lady Skillz wrote:
Well duh, of course you won't tell. Dead people can't talk!I'll never tell the location. All the juice for myself!!
Wait a second. I'm dead. Dammit!
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вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ wrote:
We cant talk but we can haunt!Lady Skillz wrote:
Well duh, of course you won't tell. Dead people can't talk!I'll never tell the location. All the juice for myself!!
Wait a second. I'm dead. Dammit!
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Woooooooo👻
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Lady Skillz wrote:
No! I will die of thirst!I'll never tell the location. All the juice for myself!!
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SOLDER: OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR OR THE HOUSE IS GONE!
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TO BE CONTINUED.....................................
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Wat?
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TheGoat170 wrote:
Trying to hijack wolfes thread lolWat?
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We never said that Turfville was in the US, now did we? 😈
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Wolfe Brothers wrote:
Never said it was on earth. Or even in this universeWe never said that Turfville was in the US, now did we? 😈
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GENERAL: TO LATE NOW BOYS, OPEN FIRE!!!!!!!!!
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Welcome to today's town meeting everyone! And this time, I bring good news to our citizens. The Mafia was silent last night, no doubt planning something big for tonight. In any case, let's take our victories where we can get them, and use that opportunity to take the fight to them today.
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I vote mr smirks
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