Congrats everyone on everyfuckinthing.
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With mobs these days poking around 100k, milestones worth congratulating are as follows.
10k mob. Cos what little noob doesn't like to be big-noted publicly. And yes, I only have 8k. I don't give a shit.
25k mob. Cos it's respectable.
50k mob. Cos it's half way to the top. Very respectable.
69k mob. Self explanatory.
75k mob. Excellent punching dedication worth congratulating.
100k mob. Well cos, that's about up there with fantasy stuff. Almost as amazing as riding a unicorn and having a government that actually gives a fuck about anything but itself.
The rest of your congrats threads and shit can go fuck themselves, literally or otherwise. Nobody gives an actual fuck whatsoever, shut up, get fucked.
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U should eat a Snickers. Ur real angry when ur hungry.
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congrats threads are becoming a pandemic.
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Congrats me on 86,371. Every mob member counts
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ＴＨＥ ＪＯＫＥＲ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂U should eat a Snickers. Ur real angry when ur hungry.
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Just broke 700!
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I'm 7,000 mobs away from 25K! Almost respectable
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Vinylmation wrote:
Just broke 700!
Congrats on 737 mob!!! That's some great punching!!! You're awesome! 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎊🎊🎊🎊🎁🎁🎁🎁🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Congrats вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ you just made me wish I was mobile so I could use a plane ticket to fly to your area and take all your turf! 🙀😱🐢
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Congrats turfa for being a crotchety old bastard well before your time!
Whats next, yellin at the neighbourhood kids to stay off your lawn?
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LaTortuga wrote:
It's a respectable hop from Melbourne AP to where my turf are. If you made the hop, you'd have earned my turf. 😉Congrats вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ you just made me wish I was mobile so I could use a plane ticket to fly to your area and take all your turf! 🙀😱🐢
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Excelsior Mob™ wrote:
Come back when you are respectable. No shoes no shirt no service!I'm 7,000 mobs away from 25K! Almost respectable
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JohnnyUnknown? wrote:
I already do that, believe it or not. I have also told my father off for driving on it. His tires left 4 inch deep bloody trenches across my front yard. Not impressed.Congrats turfa for being a crotchety old bastard well before your time!
Whats next, yellin at the neighbourhood kids to stay off your lawn?
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Congrats Turfa on 15,399 missions!!!
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LaTortuga wrote:
Congrats on wishing you were mobile to take Turfa's turf! 🏆🏆Congrats вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ you just made me wish I was mobile so I could use a plane ticket to fly to your area and take all your turf! 🙀😱🐢
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〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 wrote:
Just laughed really hard Lol thanks for that oneＴＨＥ ＪＯＫＥＲ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂U should eat a Snickers. Ur real angry when ur hungry.
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Last time I saw you turfa you was in the park shouting at the pigeons
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ᴊᴸ⚖࿓༮ཐ༥༮͠ཫ༮ས࿔ wrote:
Congrats on having an unreadable name! What does it even say?〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 wrote:
Just laughed really hard Lol thanks for that oneＴＨＥ ＪＯＫＥＲ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂U should eat a Snickers. Ur real angry when ur hungry.
JL yguymun?
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YOU wrote:
All in the spirit of the thread of course 😜ᴊᴸ⚖࿓༮ཐ༥༮͠ཫ༮ས࿔ wrote:
Congrats on having an unreadable name! What does it even say?〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 wrote:
Just laughed really hard Lol thanks for that oneＴＨＥ ＪＯＫＥＲ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂U should eat a Snickers. Ur real angry when ur hungry.
JL yguymun?
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⊗ᴹ ϾΘⱠΘЅЅỤЅ ☣ wrote:
Aquaman duh.ᴊᴸ⚖࿓༮ཐ༥༮͠ཫ༮ས࿔ wrote:
Congrats on having an unreadable name! What does it even say?〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 wrote:
Just laughed really hard Lol thanks for that oneＴＨＥ ＪＯＫＥＲ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂U should eat a Snickers. Ur real angry when ur hungry.
JL yguymun?
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YOU wrote:
At least I've heard of Aquaman what's a colossus?😜⊗ᴹ ϾΘⱠΘЅЅỤЅ ☣ wrote:
Aquaman duh.ᴊᴸ⚖࿓༮ཐ༥༮͠ཫ༮ས࿔ wrote:
Congrats on having an unreadable name! What does it even say?〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 wrote:
Just laughed really hard Lol thanks for that oneＴＨＥ ＪＯＫＥＲ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂U should eat a Snickers. Ur real angry when ur hungry.
JL yguymun?
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〓DC ONE〓 wrote:
They wasn't pidgeons. They was doves and they was stealing my lunch.Last time I saw you turfa you was in the park shouting at the pigeons
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You can congratulate me though on my 38,857 mobsters 😘😁 why because no matter how bad you are turfa still ❤️ OSU!
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〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 wrote:
Haha aww congrats on 38,857 mob OSU 😊You can congratulate me though on my 38,857 mobsters 😘😁 why because no matter how bad you are turfa still ❤️ OSU!
Say hey to Tweek for me? He sent me a message a few days ago but never replied to my reply. Lol -
Holy shit, I just realized - that's a marked jump from last time I checked, when you had like, 25k mob! But that was back in the GZ days I think lol. Good times
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🎉🎉🎉CONGRATS TURFA ON 8302 mob!!! 🎉🎉🎉
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🍻 yeah.
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вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ wrote:
GZ days was like 10k lol but close 😉 that would of made you around what 2.5k 😜Holy shit, I just realized - that's a marked jump from last time I checked, when you had like, 25k mob! But that was back in the GZ days I think lol. Good times
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вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ wrote:
This100k mob. Well cos, that's about up there with fantasy stuff. Almost as amazing as riding a unicorn and having a government that actually gives a fuck about anything but itself.
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〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 wrote:
Lol ... I think I was 4-5k back then. I think. But whatever lol 😝вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ wrote:
GZ days was like 10k lol but close 😉 that would of made you around what 2.5k 😜Holy shit, I just realized - that's a marked jump from last time I checked, when you had like, 25k mob! But that was back in the GZ days I think lol. Good times
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9mmHEADACHE wrote:
Thankyou. Somebody got the point!вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ wrote:
This100k mob. Well cos, that's about up there with fantasy stuff. Almost as amazing as riding a unicorn and having a government that actually gives a fuck about anything but itself.
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