Unlimited supply
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Somehow you'd still manage to fuck this up and end up with a diseased Jamie lee Curtis twat grinding her puss infested piss flaps into your gaping oral cavity.
Apathy. Can never have too much...or maybe you can...MEH?
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Your apathy eventually leads you into depression. Dark matter
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Dark matter is categorized as a psudoscience,you are locked up in an insane asylum.
Bacon. -
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
I like that idea. I just fucked the thread. You win. Lol.I eat all the bacon.
This thread
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вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ wrote:
The wish granting genie can't understand your Aussie accent.You have an unlimited knowledge of a worm's anatomy.
I have an unlimited supply of wishes, granted exactly the way I want them, without any unwanted side effects. My first wish is that I never lose the ability to make wishes.
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вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ wrote:
You can't eat all the bacon... It's unlimited... It could be turkey bacon. Sleep〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
I like that idea. I just fucked the thread. You win. Lol.I eat all the bacon.
This thread
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You develop severe insomnia. Cheap strippers
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The fumes from your cans of cheap (paint) stripper suffocates you.
Turf.
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You get capped. Mercilessly. I get unlimited Macaroni and Cheese.
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Batteries are reversed polarity. Laughter.
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ʄıʑʑყʄųʑʑყИ~山✧Я wrote:
Laughter gives you a prolapsed colon. Guitar strings.Batteries are reversed polarity. Laughter.
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Guitar strings are all frayed, children's laughter
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They're laughing at you.
Safety matches.
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You set your house on fire. Strength
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You can only lift things that are more than 1000 pounds.
Food -
The food is rotten.
Nothing
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You are audited by the IRS for your putting of nothing down for expenses. Drinking straws
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✯⊂ουrι∈r✯διχ✯ wrote:
All of the straws are riddled with holes. Apple juice.You are audited by the IRS for your putting of nothing down for expenses. Drinking straws
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What was thought to be apple juice ie urine. Licorice.
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💃💎Ƭℋع ㄕⅈℳㄗ💎💃 wrote:
I never asked for match boxes.You set your house on fire. Strength
It's sweet licorice.
Peace treaties. -
They are infested with different species of insects.High quality drugs with no side affects.
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Drugs are illegal and you're thrown in jail. Answers.
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BGDatz wrote:
The answers are in text format, so you can't tell if they're sarcastic or serious. Fishing tackle.Drugs are illegal and you're thrown in jail. Answers.
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It turns out professional football players keep running into you while you are trying to bait your hook.
Safes that can't be broken into -
People die frequently and at there funerals youre still having fun making it seem like youre a dick with no social cues. 22lr that shits worth a fortune these days
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mango12 wrote:
It's corrosive ammo only. HappinessPeople die frequently and at there funerals youre still having fun making it seem like youre a dick with no social cues. 22lr that shits worth a fortune these days
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You use less muscles in your face when you smile. Salsa.
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You end up dancing yourself to death. Kittens.
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Disney called,the kittens left.
Me -
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
That doesn't make any senseYou can only lift things that are more than 1000 pounds.
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