NEWS FLASH!

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Brown🎵Note Oct 2, 2010

Residents of the District, the Zombie invasion is spreading! The National Guard has been unable to stop them! Please, stay indoors, make no attempts to rescue loved ones. If you see a zombie, they seem to be stopped by either removing the head, or destroying the Brian. I repeat: removing the--- No! Get back!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!

-pshshshshshshshshshshshshsh-
Technical difficulties, please stand by...
OFWGKTAADD ME Oct 2, 2010

are there any brians in dc?
whitey bulger Oct 2, 2010

Ut oh...
[Add:Baz]Boffer Oct 2, 2010

The 'brian', the dog off Family Guy?
OFWGKTAADD ME Oct 2, 2010

bazboffer wrote:
The 'brian', the dog off Family Guy?

they live in quohog* (sp) so shouldnt brian be up there.
Brown🎵Note Oct 2, 2010

Mmmmm... Brian... Ugluaghgh....
OFWGKTAADD ME Oct 2, 2010

You werent even gone that long brown?
💙ⒶⒹⒹ🅢🅦🅐🅖🅖🅔🅡💙 Oct 2, 2010

😳I'm Brian, am I safe in the uk?
Brown🎵Note Oct 2, 2010

I'm Brian, and so is my wife!
☠metal militia☠ Oct 2, 2010

We as a species are outnumberd, i repeat this is not a joke, we are outnumberd. Any one know this song? Come on, some one in all of turf wars has gota know it.
Batel Oct 2, 2010

I dont know the song but I can hum along. We don't have much time though...Zombies are on the move!!!
Neko Oct 2, 2010

Batel wrote:
I dont know the song but I can hum along. We don't have much time though...Zombies are on the move!!!

THEYVE ALREADY MADE INTO NYC!! QUICKLY BARRICADE ALL
MCDONALDS U SEE AND SAVE ME A BIG MAC!
killer 66 Oct 3, 2010

Checking range... Aiming... Calculating casualties... Firing nuclear missile from UK to Washington DC...
Brown🎵Note Oct 3, 2010

killer 66 wrote:
Checking range... Aiming... Calculating casualties... Firing nuclear missile from UK to Washington DC...

...however, during re-entry, the glued-on wood paneling ignighted, causing the bonnet to pop open, resulting in the coil shorting the under-rated battery...
The Jaguar missile plummets into the Atlantic.
spiffykilla Oct 3, 2010

Brown Zombie wrote:
I'm Brian, and so is my wife!

dude i didnt know it was legalized in new york
Brown🎵Note Oct 3, 2010

spiffykilla wrote:
Brown Zombie wrote:
I'm Brian, and so is my wife!

dude i didnt know it was legalized in new york
I guess you are too immature, I mean young...to know that movie.
killer 66 Oct 3, 2010

Brown Zombie wrote:
killer 66 wrote:
Checking range... Aiming... Calculating casualties... Firing nuclear missile from UK to Washington DC...

...however, during re-entry, the glued-on wood paneling ignighted, causing the bonnet to pop open, resulting in the coil shorting the under-rated battery...
The Jaguar missile plummets into the Atlantic.

installing new, better nuclear missile. This one won't miss or have a faliure. To all surviving personel in Washington DC: get out of there within the next ten minutes! Nuclear missile launched!
OFWGKTAADD ME Oct 3, 2010

killer 66 wrote:
Brown Zombie wrote:
killer 66 wrote:
Checking range... Aiming... Calculating casualties... Firing nuclear missile from UK to Washington DC...

...however, during re-entry, the glued-on wood paneling ignighted, causing the bonnet to pop open, resulting in the coil shorting the under-rated battery...
The Jaguar missile plummets into the Atlantic.

installing new, better nuclear missile. This one won't miss or have a faliure. To all surviving personel in Washington DC: get out of there within the next ten minutes! Nuclear missile launched!
nooooooo i will be destroyed it will be so unberable!
killer 66 Oct 3, 2010

Hey you've got ten minutes to escape. Sadly this was posted 1 hour after launch...