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we were all gathered here by one person, Nick, in the hope that we might all get along however many people took a disliking to some people so the plan didn't go as planned.
why is that? -
Because of the wiffle ball bat and the spatula.
Why were the wiffle ball bat and the spatula?
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We were beat by them in order to play the game. Why is nicks name nick?
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It and abbreviation. What does it stand for?
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*Its an
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Tired of sitting!
What's in a name?
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Letters. Why did the chicken cross the road?
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I dream of a world in which chickens can cross the road without their intentions being questioned....why has The Lord forsaken me?
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The Lord didn't forsaken you, it's just reality. How's your day so far ?
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Great. Cut my thumb,scraped my knee,everything! How many tacos can you sell in 3 hours
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I can't sell any, I don't know how to make them. Stop, now what time is it?
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Hammer time!
Why would I ever stop doing this?
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You'll stop when I say so.
What is the function of a rubber duck? -
A rubber duck is a Muggle toy, shaped like a duck and used for recreation in a bathtub. They apparently do not exist in the wizarding world, or are simply uncommon, as Arthur Weasley once asked Harry Potter what their function was. To be or not to be?
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Not to be. Do u like turkey?
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No chicken is better. Are a boy or a girl
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Both. What country do you live in?
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My mind. Do dust bunnies hop?
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Only when wearing mankinis.
Was it just one goat? -
But l built a whole city!
Why you wearing gum boots?
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So I can stick to the ground when I walk on the moon.
Remember that movie with that 1 person, in that 1 world, in that 1 continent, in that 1 country, in that 1 state, in that 1 city, in that 1 street? What's was that persons name ? -
Juan!
What do you call a deer with no eyes? -
Buckshot. Can penguins fly?
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yes, but in a different way to other birds, they fly through the water
did that clear it up for you? -
Yep. Question please
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Ok then... What did Benjamin Franklin want the United States national animal to be?
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His wife. Whats the best country?
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Murika! If there's no war outside our heads, why are we losing?
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Because I'm winning. What's worse than a fly in your soup?
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Drowning in the sky.
Would you die like leonitis in 300 or die like Leonardo dicaprio in blood diamond ?
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