Your favorite insult/comeback

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32 Oct 1, 2010

What's your favorite insult or comeback?
Mine would be "That's why you got lotion on your tweezers."
Post yours.
Noremac (addCAM) Oct 1, 2010

That's what she said...
Nailz was here Oct 1, 2010

Pour yourself a concreate milkshake. And harden th fuck up

who couldn see that comming..
JohnnySledge Oct 1, 2010

Shut the fuck up you longjohn lookin motherfucker
Pellet Oct 1, 2010

After a guy is boasting around that hes the greatest, and sure would kick yer ass.... You go:
Awesome man! Now, you want a medal for that??

After some one has been moaning and bitching for a long time:

Sorry for interrupting you mate, but i really need to open this can...

This can of i dont give a fuck
ՏℒAͣ͜CͩҜͩℰℜ Oct 1, 2010

Your mom.
O-Dogg Oct 1, 2010

If I wanted my come back Ida wiped it off ur moms chin
👊ADD JAYK👊 Oct 1, 2010

Ask ya mom
👊ADD JAYK👊 Oct 1, 2010

O-Dogg wrote:
If I wanted my come back Ida wiped it off ur moms chin

😹😹😹😹😹
(add) Bjorn Oct 1, 2010

O-Dogg wrote:
If I wanted my come back Ida wiped it off ur moms chin

That was a slap in the face! Hahah
Neko Oct 1, 2010

You're moms like a shotgun. One cock and she's loaded.
Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 Oct 1, 2010

Stfu u cum guzzlin faget
Add Nuckfuts Oct 1, 2010

If I wanted to hear an asshole speak I'd fart!

If I wanted some lip out of you I'd unzip my zipper!
The Rhino Oct 1, 2010

So's your face.

Works with everything
0mnïus Oct 1, 2010

jay k wrote:
O-Dogg wrote:
If I wanted my come back Ida wiped it off ur moms chin

😹😹😹😹😹
i got to use that one a couple weeks ago 😹😹😹
Iggy  Oct 1, 2010

Up yours!!!! Muhahahaha people who knew me before the summer would get it
O-Dogg Oct 1, 2010

0mnïus🎓 wrote:
jay k wrote:
O-Dogg wrote:
If I wanted my come back Ida wiped it off ur moms chin

😹😹😹😹😹
i got to use that one a couple weeks ago 😹😹😹
it's the best! It a insult while insulting their mom
THΞ JΛCK/\L Oct 1, 2010

I know you are, but what am I?
JohnnySledge Oct 1, 2010

Neko wrote:
You're moms like a shotgun. One cock and she's loaded.

no 2 cocks and she's ready to blow
ՏℒAͣ͜CͩҜͩℰℜ Oct 8, 2010

ղմϲƘƒմԵՏ wrote:
If I wanted some lip out of you I'd unzip my zipper!

No.
It's. If I wanted any lip outta you I'd scrape it offa my zipper. Add : SLACKER
Primo Loco Oct 8, 2010

👑Noremac👑 (addCAM) wrote:
That's what she said...

that's annoying as fuck who even started that 😵
Primo Loco Oct 8, 2010

!Iggy🌇🌊3 wrote:
Up yours!!!! Muhahahaha people who knew me before the summer would get it

lol dw iggs I gotcha 😄
IBOOBIES Oct 8, 2010

"Do you want a cookie?"
Kids at my school use this alot!🎱♠
Primo Loco Oct 8, 2010

I❤BOOBIES🎱♠ wrote:
"Do you want a cookie?"
Kids at my school use this alot!🎱♠

I like cookies and milk
if ya know what I mean 😉
JohnnySledge Oct 8, 2010

Primo Loco wrote:
I❤BOOBIES🎱♠ wrote:
"Do you want a cookie?"
Kids at my school use this alot!🎱♠

I like cookies and milk
if ya know what I mean 😉

cookies and milf 😄