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I just cut of the tip of my ring finger (left hand) cutting a bagel to find out we didnt have cream cheese. What the dumbest injury youve ever gotten? Or the dumbest injury youve ever caused.
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When I was a kid, I broke my little toe while trying to chase my sister for making fun of me.. A year later I broke it again trying to kick the SAME SISTER. She moved out of the way and I kicked the wall. Yeahhh I was a bright kid.
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I recently dislocated my shoulder while tubing... I continued to hold on with my left hand after I got flipped off the tube and let go with my right for about 4 seconds.
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When I was little, I fractured my ankle by jumping off of a couch
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It'll be just the tip I swear!
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SabasauI wrote:
😜😜It'll be just the tip I swear!
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That's because the tips the only part that actually protrudes put past that belly/crotch fat.
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I ran into a brick wall trying to catch a football I broke my hand basically off my arm and a fracture the entire length from wrist to elbow. I still made the catch though
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Add: RARE wrote:
Niiiccee lolI ran into a brick wall trying to catch a football I broke my hand basically off my arm and a fracture the entire length from wrist to elbow. I still made the catch though
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I fractured my jaw once 😂
Me and my brother were doing an exercise we did for baseball to increase the speed of our reflexes. We would stand 20 feet away at the base of my patio which was raised about 1-3 feet. So we were as low as our shins standing in the grass facing the patio and we had our gloves, sand bag weights, vest weight, and each had a golf ball. We would throw it to the concrete wall 20 feet away hard enough so it comes back without bouncing then slowly increase the speed more and more. I started going as fast as I could to the point I got too tired to keep up and the golf ball hit me right in the jaw throwing me back from the impact. I don't remember pain but I do remember feeling 2 chins and hearing a low "PA" when it hit me. Just lucky none of my teeth were hit out if my mouth -
Rusty nail completely through the foot and walked on mom's carpet. Was 8 at the time.
Other one was serrated steak knife. Dad told me I was gonna cut myself and sure as hell sliced my thumb from nail down to the first joint.
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Fell off a bike broke my nose
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broke both my tibia and fibia in a three-legged race with my sister when she stumbled and fell on my leg at the finish line, twisting my ankle.
we won though.
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Ｃｏｐｐｅｒ Ｔｏｐ wrote:
What was a rusty nail doing on the carpet anyway?Rusty nail completely through the foot and walked on mom's carpet. Was 8 at the time.
Other one was serrated steak knife. Dad told me I was gonna cut myself and sure as hell sliced my thumb from nail down to the first joint.
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Add: RARE wrote:
My story is like this. My neighbor, my little brother and I were playing catch in the backyard. Just a one v one and a passer. The first time I got clothes lined by an old clothes line. (Who woulda thought). I get up and I'm choking but I'm fine. After a minute or two we were back at it. Long pass into the shed, I was going full speed and hit the shed with my hand, then arm, then face, it didn't give, so my face kinda bounced back a little and slid down the shed siding. Broke two fingers and cut my face up. Didn't tell my parents about my fingers though they would have been pissed, so I taped them and toughed it out. They healed on their own.(My ring finger is still a little crooked)I had, had enough for that day.I ran into a brick wall trying to catch a football I broke my hand basically off my arm and a fracture the entire length from wrist to elbow. I still made the catch though
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Me a First Grader and my Brother a Kindergartener
We wanted to play baseball but we were grounded So we had this bright idea to play it upstairs Well it was going good for awhile Then not so good
The ball broke a window shattered glass everywhere but that's not all There was a Wasp nest out there I got stung only to find out I was allergic to Wasp Needless to say we never played ball in the house again -
When I was about 3 I fell off a chair whilst eating breakfast and broke one leg.
When I was about 4 I was on a trampoline and an older kid jumped on, knocking me over and breaking my other leg.
When I was 12, I cut the tip off my finger sharpening a hunting knife incorrectly.
When I was 17, I broke my wrist and tore my elbow up pretty good attempting a stunt on my motorbike.
A few months ago, I almost concussed myself when I had a head-on collision with one of the big bosses at work. We were both in the middle of the road (narrow dirt track in the bush) and met at a sharp corner. That pissed me off more than any other injury I've gotten: I broke my sunglasses when my head hit the windscreen!
I could keep going but nobody wants to hear the life story of a country kid who couldn't keep outta trouble (and hospital lol)
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I was 13 when I got my first mountain bike. I was so excited to show it off to my friends. I rode it past them as fast as I could go. I forgot which break lever controlled the back brake, so I thought, "Hell with it", and pressed both brakes. All I remember next was the bike flipped end over end, my head hit the asphalt (cracked the helmet), and the bike's seat hit my balls. Let's just say I walked it home. Still blame it for my neck pain.
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Two words razor scooter. One dislocated shoulder later and I didn't use that thing again.
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Was opening a #10 can of pudding and the opener didn't do a good job. I pushed the lid down into the can a little and wiggled it to try and break it free. Finally I put my thumb down and grabbed the sharp lid with just my thumb. I pulled it up and it pinched my thumb between the wall of the can and the lid. Severed my thumb off down to the first joint.
Slicing meat and cheese at the shop. My sliced was on auto and wheni looked at it; it had slid off the prep bench so I ran over to catch it. Only to take my other thumb down to the bone. Damn filangies.
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I was pitching a fun slow pitch game. Guy pops it up. Me being dumb I use both hands and fracture The right middle finger. That really pissed me off
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I got fucked up by hornets because I got drunk and tried to suck them and their nest up in a shop vac.
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I once tried to playfully (not even remotely forcefully) punch my mate in the stomach... he turned to the side before I made contact and I ended up punching his hip bone. I broke 3 bones in my hand.
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I got in a bike accident with a car. The car was parked and not moving... 😞
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One day In 6th grade (elementary school), I decided to ride my sister's Barbie scooter to school. All was great, until I got a block away from school. Where the sidewalk met the road, the cracks in the sidewalk were at a 45* angle to the rest of the cracks in the sidewalk. Well, the front wheel got lodged in one of them, causing me to fly over the handlebars and faceplant on the street. Had roadrash te size of my palm on my forehead for weeks after. Never again did I ride a scooter to school.
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When I was little me and my brother were playing tag at my grandparents house. I slipped on the sleeping bag in the living room where I was sleeping. I smashed my head on the corner of a big wooden heater. I felt like a moron. This thread is funny.
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When I was about 13 or so, I was on a rope swing and I hit the trunk of the tree it was attached to. Knocked me out cold.
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Oooh I just thought of another. I would have been about 12 or 13 when an exploding can of dog food almost cut three of my fingers off. Yes, a can of meat exploded and cut my hand to shreds.
That's what happens when your cousin puts a hole in one end and leaves it in the sun for two weeks: the meat begins to rot and expand, sealing the hole and creating can-popping pressure. -
I stubbed my toe on the bed frame once.
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