Epidemic!
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This just in.
There is a mutated form of turf malaria sweeping the UK this deadly strain seems only to affect twfc, and has now completely wiped the alliance from Northampton. Outbreaks have been reported in multiple other locations and affects all mobsters regardless of size. Even britfury himself caught the infection a few days ago. -
No!!! Pestilence!!!!
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After recovering Brit gave the statement that the illness would pass on it's own and eventually die off of it's own accord. However other members of twfc have been recently been trying to create a cure. Collectivly known as the tucker vaccine. This "cure" has had mixed results. But twfc are confident they will soon perfect the formula. Untill then the new virus continues to claim turfs by the dozen. More news on this as it develops
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Twfc seem to be trying to release the tucker vaccine in Milton Keynes. A hub of twfc activity in Which Rhino Malaria has been rife
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Ha ha !
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I just had a tucker infestation, sadly it failed to gain a hold and has gone running back to whatever shithole it came crawling from
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It appeared at first that the Tucker vaccine was ineffective, and was even making the Rhino Malaria stronger! But as all hope was beginning to dwindle for the inhabitants of Milton Keynes some clever soul decided to add a "random" element to the vaccine, this extra ingredient had a positive effect on clearing up the major symptoms of the virus, though there are still strong readings left in the settlement, and the scars that the disease has left on the area will be hard to heal. Twfc have seen a glimpse of hope, but the alliance is far from free of the plague yet. will the alliance shake the illness for good? and if they do what will be the cost? Only time will tell...
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Good time to invest in both a gas mask and a rhino mask.
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naughtyjames wrote:
Correction James your herpes flared up again and you had a bout of anal thrush. I can see how you got it confused though. In future keep 😷 and get back in the ERI just had a tucker infestation, sadly it failed to gain a hold and has gone running back to whatever shithole it came crawling from
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randombloke wrote:
Are u comparing a tucker infestation to anal thrush? How do u know the similarities ?!?!naughtyjames wrote:
Correction James your herpes flared up again and you had a bout of anal thrush. I can see how you got it confused though. In future keep 😷 and get back in the ERI just had a tucker infestation, sadly it failed to gain a hold and has gone running back to whatever shithole it came crawling from
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Lol. I meant that sore feeling James gets in the rear from tucker. Assume it's quite similar - may be wrong tho. The difference is that with anal thrush James doesn't have to bite the pillowrandombloke wrote:
Are u comparing a tucker infestation to anal thrush? How do u know the similarities ?!?!naughtyjames wrote:
Correction James your herpes flared up again and you had a bout of anal thrush. I can see how you got it confused though. In future keep 😷 and get back in the ERI just had a tucker infestation, sadly it failed to gain a hold and has gone running back to whatever shithole it came crawling from
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
randombloke wrote:
Are u comparing a tucker infestation to anal thrush? How do u know the similarities ?!?!naughtyjames wrote:
Correction James your herpes flared up again and you had a bout of anal thrush. I can see how you got it confused though. In future keep 😷 and get back in the ERI just had a tucker infestation, sadly it failed to gain a hold and has gone running back to whatever shithole it came crawling from
You might catch anal thrush from a tucker infestation. Depends how he decides to infest you. Dirty bugger
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