Verbal dhiarea

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♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jun 22, 2014

It would appear to the professional forum whore that nobody has been taking their verbal laxatives of late, resulting in a dramatic increase in the number of cases of verbal constipation in the TurfWars community. I cannot speak for any other Forum Whore PHD's, but I will admit (rather sheepishly, might I add) that I too have been somewhat lax in my adherence to my previously strict Verbal Laxative Consumption (VLC) schedule in the weeks leading up to this point in time. However, due to unforeseen events, I found myself in circumstances that required immediate and intense rectification of the negative VLC situation I had unwittingly placed myself in. I did, therefore, hurry to the place where my mind felt most at ease, and proceeded henceforth to consume as much of the laxative most effective to my mind as possible, masticating thoroughly before allowing it to slide into the gullet of my mind.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jun 22, 2014

Freed at last of my severely restrictive mindset, I did at once feel great relief, resulting in the onslaught of this verbal barrage you now find yourself weathering.
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♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jun 22, 2014

Who keeps replying and deleting their replies? You, Sir (or Ma'am), piss me off.
SHRͣIͩNͩUT Jun 23, 2014

Nobody wants to hear your shit turfa!
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jun 23, 2014

Lol.
✯RagnarLoðbrók✯ Jun 23, 2014

Damn it! Husker took your call to heart. Don't ever do this again.