Johnny O - Update thread

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🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jun 21, 2014

Inquiring minds want to know.

Many of you have reached out to see how Johnny is doing. Until now, he kind of wanted to remain silent to see how things were going to shake out. I am Happy to report that as of this morning, he was given the news he was anxiously waiting for and it appears he most likely will not need surgery. He is recovering quietly at home and will probably check back in over the next few days. In the mean time, he has given me permission to give you more details as to what actually happened.
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jun 21, 2014

He was stoned and drunk and mowing his lawn. He hit some rocks and one of them kicked up and hit him square in his left nut.
Lacerated his sack but also caused an ulcefofication of the actual testical itself. He didn't know it was that bad and figured it was just super painful because...well because he got hit I the ball. He waited a few days before getting checked out and in the meantime the blood was draining into his scrotum and filling it up at a pretty good pace. He said by the time he got to the ER, he had to wear sweats because his sack was so big and uncomfortable.

The amazing part is, they didn't even have to remove anything or do anything to major in the way of surgery, Etc.
STRΛTΘSPHΣRΣ Jun 21, 2014

That story made me cringe😧.... Glad you are ok Johnny O!!
[Add:Baz]Boffer Jun 21, 2014

Johnny 'Buster Gonad' O.
◾️〓MOOSΞKILL〓◾️ Jun 21, 2014

So tell us more about this lawn mower we have questions.
1.) Blonde, brunette or redhead
2.) Age of said "lawn mower"
3.) If he was "riding" the blonde, brunette or redhead" mower I would assume all was well. Pushing a "blonde, brunette or redhead mower" from behind obviously was the cause of his problem.

Last question was he drinking during interaction with the "blonde, brunette or redhead" mower?

Inquiring minds want to know......
Kaͣrͩaͩs Jun 21, 2014

Dayum!

I hope JO is recovering quickly and receiving the occasional massage from one of his dancing girls/nurse. 😉
〓K Я A M P U S〓 Jun 21, 2014

I've been hit by lawn mower rocks but never in the ball. They'd find me crying on the front lawn I think.

Glad to hear this guy is recovering and avoided surgery!!!
BigAl! Jun 21, 2014

Maybe I WONT mow the lawn this afternoon. Owwwch! Get well soon Johnny Ouch.
TΛLLY Jun 21, 2014

🌹🌹 speedy recovery JO.

... but please no man should read this because now they have 'another' excuse not to mow the lawn. 😱 😂😂
DaZe™ Jun 21, 2014

Right in the manhood.
Recover fast Johnny, we miss ya.
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jun 21, 2014

TΛLLY wrote:
🌹🌹 speedy recovery JO.

... but please no man should read this because now they have 'another' excuse not to mow the lawn. 😱 😂😂

I'll mow your lawn baby. Then make sure it gets the love it deserves.
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Jun 21, 2014

Ya know, if they would have done surgery, they would have had to shave him. We all know what happens when Johnny gets a haircut.......
hotrodtech Jun 21, 2014

〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Ya know, if they would have done surgery, they would have had to shave him. We all know what happens when Johnny gets a haircut.......

😱 now that would be a haircut 😳
LaTortuga Jun 21, 2014

Gas Day!! Yes! Come on Johonny call it!!
Schmidty Jun 21, 2014

I don't believe you Saba. (remember the sex toys for...what was it?....I think overweight adults) lol
Ꮩϵη☠︎ϻᵗᵡ Jun 21, 2014

Talk about "Ball Buster!"
Witches Sabbath Jun 22, 2014

m00sekill wrote:
So tell us more about this lawn mower we have questions.
1.) Blonde, brunette or redhead
2.) Age of said "lawn mower"
3.) If he was "riding" the blonde, brunette or redhead" mower I would assume all was well. Pushing a "blonde, brunette or redhead mower" from behind obviously was the cause of his problem.

Last question was he drinking during interaction with the "blonde, brunette or redhead" mower?

Inquiring minds want to know......

It was a redhead and a glass of red wine.
FairyDragon Jun 23, 2014

How about nut day, in rememberacne of the day JO was Nutted by a rock.
Doomarang Jun 24, 2014

I winced just thinking about this 😬 glad to hear that nothing major will have to happen in recovery.
〓 TRΛVΞLLΞЯ 〓 Jun 24, 2014

Nobody say 'Ten Stone Testicles'!

Whoops I just did!

Heal up J.O
NaiBlanc Jun 24, 2014

〓 TRΛVΞLLΞЯ 〓 wrote:
Nobody say 'Ten Stone Testicles'!

Whoops I just did!

Heal up J.O

I was thinking more likely an executive toy.........😖
🐕Travdog70🐕 Jun 24, 2014

Holy shit!! 😱 damn Johnny we got to change your name to Johnny OH shit!!!