Here ye, here ye - it's contest time
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So as some of you may or may not know, one of our long time, fine upstanding members of the TW community is having a baby. Unfortunately for him, he's not very creative and thus, is at a loss for a name. Even more unfortunate, is the fact that he ever so foolishly decided it would be a good idea to share this information (or lack there of depending on how you look at it) with me. 😁
So, without any further delay, I bring to you the official: Name Chuck Dave's Kid contest.
Rules are simple:
1) must be a first and middle name combination to count. (None of this getting off easy with first names only crap.)
2) chuck and/or Dave or derivatives of those can not be used.
3) the more squeamish and uncomfortable it makes chuck the better it is.
4) Please no offensive names in the way of suggesting malice or misfortune. This is meant to be all in good fun, we are talking about something very real in the end.
5) lastly...ah fuck it. There's already too many rules.
Now let's name chuck's baby!
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Nezbit jr ;-P
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I like "Maple Syrup"
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Bjorn free
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Joseph Anthony 😏
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Michael Bay 💣
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Mulva Gipple
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Ibrahim moizoos
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Call him "Mutant Powers Xxxxxx". A sure win!
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"Minotaur Cyclops Xxxxx". So badass!
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Francis Percival
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Muhammad Lee
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Daylan Leaon
Madisyn Grace -
Saba Saul
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Seven Phucks
Theodore Robeaver
Sonaiya Twain
Dees Knuts
1337 b1tch
Here Ye
Cahari Vagaries
Slushy Netherlands -
Dixie Normous
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Mike hunt
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Leonora longstocking
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Adolfo Dracula
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Drew Peacock
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Dick wonderlick
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Dick Peter
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Groucho Flame 😉
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★〓🔥⌖ Víper ⌖🔥〓★ wrote:
It's Deloris you mipple.Mulva Gipple
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Jesus - after his father who met his untimely demise while trying to mule 47 cases of kosher franks across the border from his home in Mexico into the US. While the boarder guards simply wrote off the odor as a typical malodorous emanations, there was no fooling the dogs. Once they got a whiff of him the chase was on. Took 18 border agents 45 minutes to seperate the 4 dogs from hot dog mule. In the end it was too late.
Middle name: de playa - in honor of chucks love for everything at the beach. It is where he released his fish after all to hey himself into his current situation.
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Turf Wars-Noob
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Clunge blompstein
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Ryan Patrick.
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Nii Nag, it's Ojibwe for peace
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Lu Cipher
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Super fly
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