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Looking for a target that deserves (and seems to like) being roughed up
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Is this a personal ad? I'm kinda turned on.
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Johnson mob
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Not personal. Not Johnson. Not personal about my Johnson.
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Roger That wrote:
Lol!Is this a personal ad? I'm kinda turned on.
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Talking about me. Little pud wants me taken out. He can't seem to do it himself.
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...and yes, I like it rough
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ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
And there ya have it folks. From the boy himself.Talking about me. Little pud wants me taken out. He can't seem to do it himself.
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Ooooo. You got your "wife" to hit my turf. This thread is doing you some good my friend.
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I feel kind of responsible. Pudge was trying to help ME when lex got angry and said inappropriate things.
Oh well, time to punch more codes! ❤️👇👇 -
spicylady wrote:
Haha. Inappropriate things like what?I feel kind of responsible. Pudge was trying to help ME when lex got angry and said inappropriate things.
Oh well, time to punch more codes! ❤️👇👇
-I took 2 turf and was told to back off. Writhing minutes and before I could respond, I get 4 or 5 or so turf capped by pud.
-so I took 3 (if I remember correctly?) more.
-spicy says they're not scared easy.
- I say neither am I
-I get hit more by pud
- a month or so of getting hit by pud goes by
- I cap some more spicy turf
-spicy acts as if she doesn't know me and says "really, why cap me?" -
- I cap more spicy turf
-spicy says "you little fuckrag"
-I reply "You're on the rag? Somewhat personal, don't you think?"
-more turf being capped by pud and myself capping spicy turf with taunts and jokes.Did I miss anything?
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ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
Umm, that I have friends ... And you think you're immortal maybe?- I cap more spicy turf
-spicy says "you little fuckrag"
-I reply "You're on the rag? Somewhat personal, don't you think?"
-more turf being capped by pud and myself capping spicy turf with taunts and jokes.Did I miss anything?
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Lex don't mess with the wife even if she plays. We don't have a sense of humor about that. You smart mouth any wife and you have an enemy. Yes my wife plays and so do many others! 🐢
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LaTortuga wrote:
Bingo 👍Lex don't mess with the wife even if she plays. We don't have a sense of humor about that. You smart mouth any wife and you have an enemy. Yes my wife plays and so do many others! 🐢
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LaTortuga wrote:
Funny thing is I really didn't smart mouth her. Just pud-o. Aside from the f-rag thing. And how bad is that really?Lex don't mess with the wife even if she plays. We don't have a sense of humor about that. You smart mouth any wife and you have an enemy. Yes my wife plays and so do many others! 🐢
And pud, in this GAME, no one can be killed. As stated on your wall, you can cap my turf but I can always plant more.
So in this GAME, everyone is actually immortal. Kiss your brain if you get this.
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LaTortuga wrote:
Couldn't have said it any better myself. Looks to me like all green lights are on lexLex don't mess with the wife even if she plays. We don't have a sense of humor about that. You smart mouth any wife and you have an enemy. Yes my wife plays and so do many others! 🐢
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LaTortuga wrote:
Lex don't mess with the wife even if she plays. We don't have a sense of humor about that. You smart mouth any wife and you have an enemy. Yes my wife plays and so do many others! 🐢
Yup. I know Pudge. And Lex. Neither got valedictorian at charm school.
Shoulda kept it to Pudge, though. No reason to "let a month go by then cap some more Spicy turf." She even gave you an out with the "really, why me?" Best move at that point would have been "No problem, I'll keep it between Pudge and I"
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Chucky Pancamo wrote:
Spicy taps my turf for pud.LaTortuga wrote:
Lex don't mess with the wife even if she plays. We don't have a sense of humor about that. You smart mouth any wife and you have an enemy. Yes my wife plays and so do many others! 🐢
Yup. I know Pudge. And Lex. Neither got valedictorian at charm school.
Shoulda kept it to Pudge, though. No reason to "let a month go by then cap some more Spicy turf." She even gave you an out with the "really, why me?" Best move at that point would have been "No problem, I'll keep it between Pudge and I"
If she wants to party, I'm down. Just don't play innocent when I play back.Please, feel free to take any turf you want. I'll even set some up for you if you'd like. Leave one, and I'll rebuild them for you. Or just tax them.
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If the sequence of events is as Lex put it, I can't see what he did wrong.
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ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
Chucky Pancamo wrote:
Spicy taps my turf for pud.LaTortuga wrote:
Lex don't mess with the wife even if she plays. We don't have a sense of humor about that. You smart mouth any wife and you have an enemy. Yes my wife plays and so do many others! 🐢
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If she wants to party, I'm down. Just don't play innocent when I play back.Please, feel free to take any turf you want. I'll even set some up for you if you'd like. Leave one, and I'll rebuild them for you. Or just tax them.
Would you put a few smuggling tunnels out? I seem to have collected a fair amount more of the other stuff lately. My OCD makes me want to have the same number of all of them.
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Chucky Pancamo wrote:
Sure. Where would you like them?ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
Chucky Pancamo wrote:
Spicy taps my turf for pud.LaTortuga wrote:
Lex don't mess with the wife even if she plays. We don't have a sense of humor about that. You smart mouth any wife and you have an enemy. Yes my wife plays and so do many others! 🐢
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If she wants to party, I'm down. Just don't play innocent when I play back.Please, feel free to take any turf you want. I'll even set some up for you if you'd like. Leave one, and I'll rebuild them for you. Or just tax them.
Would you put a few smuggling tunnels out? I seem to have collected a fair amount more of the other stuff lately. My OCD makes me want to have the same number of all of them.
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Ooh, I'll gladly accept donations of smuggling tunnels, bagmen, & lookouts.
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Did I miss teh sex?
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Mystery wrote:
Where would you like them?Ooh, I'll gladly accept donations of smuggling tunnels, bagmen, & lookouts.
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Mystery wrote:
👆 ditto. Please hop and plant next to me. Let me know when your all setup 😉 thanks for donating loot to the community. How sweet 😘Ooh, I'll gladly accept donations of smuggling tunnels, bagmen, & lookouts.
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Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т wrote:
Woah he's alive!Did I miss teh sex?
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〓🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹〓 wrote:
Do I know you?Mystery wrote:
👆 ditto. Please hop and plant next to me. Let me know when your all setup 😉 thanks for donating loot to the community. How sweet 😘Ooh, I'll gladly accept donations of smuggling tunnels, bagmen, & lookouts.
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ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
Nice of you to be so submissive for Mystery and Chucky. You're a good girl lexy I don't care what pudge says about ya 😉Mystery wrote:
Where would you like them?Ooh, I'll gladly accept donations of smuggling tunnels, bagmen, & lookouts.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
There you are! I was wondering when the arm-chair quarterback of TW would show up.ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
Nice of you to be so submissive for Mystery and Chucky. You're a good girl lexy I don't care what pudge says about ya 😉Mystery wrote:
Where would you like them?Ooh, I'll gladly accept donations of smuggling tunnels, bagmen, & lookouts.
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ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
Like I said you're a good bitch༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
There you are! I was wondering when the arm-chair quarterback of TW would show up.ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
Nice of you to be so submissive for Mystery and Chucky. You're a good girl lexy I don't care what pudge says about ya 😉Mystery wrote:
Where would you like them?Ooh, I'll gladly accept donations of smuggling tunnels, bagmen, & lookouts.
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