HELP I AM TRAPPED IN A COW😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
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glman wrote:
9-30-10 I'm loading a Clip into my ak...we barely survived the last wave of zombies... They took Johnson...oh sorry wrong time? Lol9-30-10 even though im in a Cow I'm preparing for gasday...and thechild96 is screaming at the side of the somach....o0
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O-Dogg wrote:
???Sounds like ur a pervert! Cows aren't the same as human snatch.. It's a animal u sicko
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Check the cow there should be a power socket to the left with a charger in i know cuz i left it there🙍
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ΖдβζΦ🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
very secritiveLol thechild96=thekid97
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spiffykilla wrote:
Thx man I found it...Check the cow there should be a power socket to the left with a charger in i know cuz i left it there🙍
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10-1-10 at 0:11 it's been a day now, thx spiffy for da charger...thechild96 is still playing the vuvuzela... Heyyyyyy I have a electrical socket....who thinks I should despise of him....I...wait...oh crap.((.;89()&(&&5:9?@(@()4468glmangjdhfhsggko
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I think ur the new add cow.. Just not as braggy...
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Glman! Glman!😰 (by the way if lawsuits r filed i found the power socket in the cow) glman next to u there should be a dog sleeping and an ugly looking kis btw i can tell cuz i left a camcorder in there. (dont
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⚡NAILZ⚡ wrote:
LolI think ur the new add cow.. Just not as braggy...
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10-1-10 at 20:03 gas day was fun...in a cow...I ran away from thechild96 cuz he wuz screaming Something about 1,000 attacks blah blah.....so Ive been walkin for a while....this cow is bigger on the inside than it looks! There's a....what the crap!!! Its it's a McDonalds!!!!
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Glman i better not find thechild96 in my mcdonalds burger it wouod make it taste bad
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spiffykilla wrote:
Aww...Glman i better not find thechild96 in my mcdonalds burger it wouod make it taste bad
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glman wrote:
dont worry im sure u will make it taste better😉spiffykilla wrote:
Aww...Glman i better not find thechild96 in my mcdonalds burger it wouod make it taste bad
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So hows life in the cow?
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10-1-10 at 21:32 found a deserted McDonalds but the lights r on?!? Dead dog near door. The room is getting brighter and smaller...btw thechild96 I can c u stalking me and making those demonic noises.....8|
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When u come out can u give me my charger back and preferably my cow?
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You know, this reminds me of something I saw on tv, a zookeeper was cleaning a elephant, well the elephant sat down and when it got back up it had a pair of moving legs sticking out of it's but... True story
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painkiller wrote:
dont think that guy enjoyed work that dayYou know, this reminds me of something I saw on tv, a zookeeper was cleaning a elephant, well the elephant sat down and when it got back up it had a pair of moving legs sticking out of it's but... True story
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10-1-10 at 22:50 I think I am getting tired and dehydrated...first a McDonalds and Now a starbucks? Wth...in a cow? Oh crap...gotta stop thechild96 from getting coffee! Cu!!!! STOP RIGHT THERE THECHILD96 OR THE VUVUZELEA GETS It!!!!!!!! Okfgkgykvfd);$7;$
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Tgere is a sida machine in the fourth stomach btw got my cow pimped
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glman wrote:
it was a joke ha ha.. I guess I wasn't clear I dunno I thought I was? I meant u had sex with the cow and fell in! Ha haO-Dogg wrote:
???Sounds like ur a pervert! Cows aren't the same as human snatch.. It's a animal u sicko
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Dont worry glman after hours of sitting on my ass i realized u may be in danger so i just called the swat team and they have just entered the cow
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10-2-10 at 23:24 I am STILL alive and getting crazy good ness water is none...the light is purple NO BLUE! thechild96 is is...umm...wow....sorry....I'm getting kinda delirious....or maybe it was that Big Mac....hmmm...well........
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spiffykilla wrote:
"How's your day going bill?"painkiller wrote:
dont think that guy enjoyed work that dayYou know, this reminds me of something I saw on tv, a zookeeper was cleaning a elephant, well the elephant sat down and when it got back up it had a pair of moving legs sticking out of it's but... True story
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10-3-10 at 18:02 si pueblo veinte y dos Telefono puertoriqueno como Que queso espanol ingles geografia HABLO SOY QUESO MAL! LOLOLOL HFTKBVHV;$)5$?6 hbhlfrv crapbguvth wish.....woah.....what the?......I am in a golden city....and....holy crap!
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glman wrote:
...Well I was stittin in a pasture when dis cow walked up I looked at it and it's mouth unhinged like a snake and it swallowed me, lucky I have wifi here it's dark and wet, idk which stomach I'm in... Wait what's that? Oh holy crap no noooo! It's thechild96(name changed to protect identity) and he's alive! Nnnnnoooooo!
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B-Dawg wrote:
.......................glman wrote:
...Well I was stittin in a pasture when dis cow walked up I looked at it and it's mouth unhinged like a snake and it swallowed me, lucky I have wifi here it's dark and wet, idk which stomach I'm in... Wait what's that? Oh holy crap no noooo! It's thechild96(name changed to protect identity) and he's alive! Nnnnnoooooo!
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Oh my gawd!
That happened to me last Thursday😱! The key is to make yourself as skinny as possible to go through all 4 tummies😜 -
10-4-10 at 22:00 just woke up in a...city....it's made out of stainless steel....wth? And its...oh...hi belial! Its nice to see....wait....am I the only one seeing this....wth?
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Theres a giant throne, and on it is.....King Kelder.....
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