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If your body temperature is -273.25 C you would be 0k
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The subject line didn't lie! This is dumb! Thanks for nothing Mr kelvin
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Actually, since -273 degrees Celsius is 0K, and since 0K has never been recorded anywhere, and since 0K is the point where molecules stop moving, even if you could drop ANYTHING's temperature to 0K, you would surely die before that.
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And that's not Ok!
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😂😂😂
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King of Chaos wrote:
O god .......,Actually, since -273 degrees Celsius is 0K, and since 0K has never been recorded anywhere, and since 0K is the point where molecules stop moving, even if you could drop ANYTHING's temperature to 0K, you would surely die before that.
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King of Chaos wrote:
http://www.nature.com/news/quantum-gas-goes-below-absolute-zero-1.12146Actually, since -273 degrees Celsius is 0K, and since 0K has never been recorded anywhere, and since 0K is the point where molecules stop moving, even if you could drop ANYTHING's temperature to 0K, you would surely die before that.
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What do you get when you cross a small plate with a UFO?
A flying saucer!
Wow, this really did just become a bad jokes thread... -
King of Chaos wrote:
Yea but what's really neat is that helium would still be a liquid =PActually, since -273 degrees Celsius is 0K, and since 0K has never been recorded anywhere, and since 0K is the point where molecules stop moving, even if you could drop ANYTHING's temperature to 0K, you would surely die before that.
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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? I heard he was all right
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↜U₦ÐEλÐ↝ wrote:
I think I did, in fact. Wasn't he friends with that mushroom? He sure was a fun-guy!Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? I heard he was all right
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⻏ℓ∆ʗҡ⌖ㄕ∆ཞ∆ⅆعᵙǥͨ wrote:
Quantum gas has never been found. It's a conjecture.King of Chaos wrote:
http://www.nature.com/news/quantum-gas-goes-below-absolute-zero-1.12146Actually, since -273 degrees Celsius is 0K, and since 0K has never been recorded anywhere, and since 0K is the point where molecules stop moving, even if you could drop ANYTHING's temperature to 0K, you would surely die before that.
Absolute zero is when all molecular movement ceases. You can't have negative movement.
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King of Chaos wrote:
Stop talking science!⻏ℓ∆ʗҡ⌖ㄕ∆ཞ∆ⅆعᵙǥͨ wrote:
Quantum gas has never been found. It's a conjecture.King of Chaos wrote:
http://www.nature.com/news/quantum-gas-goes-below-absolute-zero-1.12146Actually, since -273 degrees Celsius is 0K, and since 0K has never been recorded anywhere, and since 0K is the point where molecules stop moving, even if you could drop ANYTHING's temperature to 0K, you would surely die before that.
Absolute zero is when all molecular movement ceases. You can't have negative movement.
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King of Chaos wrote:
I don't think you read the article. The article states that the atoms themselves reached absolute zero not molecules of atoms. Temperature is an average of all heat between a measured amount of atomic particles. Heat is the measure of energy given off by a particle so not all particles have to be at 0K⻏ℓ∆ʗҡ⌖ㄕ∆ཞ∆ⅆعᵙǥͨ wrote:
Quantum gas has never been found. It's a conjecture.King of Chaos wrote:
http://www.nature.com/news/quantum-gas-goes-below-absolute-zero-1.12146Actually, since -273 degrees Celsius is 0K, and since 0K has never been recorded anywhere, and since 0K is the point where molecules stop moving, even if you could drop ANYTHING's temperature to 0K, you would surely die before that.
Absolute zero is when all molecular movement ceases. You can't have negative movement.
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I thought this was a "dumb jokes" thread, not an argument about absolute zero.
I'll throw in a couple dumb jokes.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pastaHow many elephants can you fit in a MINI Cooper?
Four. Two in front, and two in back.How do you know there's an elephant in your fridge?
There are hoof prints in the butter.How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
You can hear giggling from inside.How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
You just can't quite get the door shut.How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
There's a MINI Cooper parked outside. -
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
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⻏ℓ∆ʗҡ⌖ㄕ∆ཞ∆ⅆعᵙǥͨ wrote:
I did, and I said Quantum Gas isn't real! It doesn't exist!King of Chaos wrote:
I don't think you read the article. The article states that the atoms themselves reached absolute zero not molecules of atoms. Temperature is an average of all heat between a measured amount of atomic particles. Heat is the measure of energy given off by a particle so not all particles have to be at 0K⻏ℓ∆ʗҡ⌖ㄕ∆ཞ∆ⅆعᵙǥͨ wrote:
Quantum gas has never been found. It's a conjecture.King of Chaos wrote:
http://www.nature.com/news/quantum-gas-goes-below-absolute-zero-1.12146✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️
Absolute zero is when all molecular movement ceases. You can't have negative movement.
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King of Chaos wrote:
Then how could an an experiment in the real world using quantum gas be replicated and get the same results as stated in the article?⻏ℓ∆ʗҡ⌖ㄕ∆ཞ∆ⅆعᵙǥͨ wrote:
I did, and I said Quantum Gas isn't real! It doesn't exist!King of Chaos wrote:
✂️✂️✂️⻏ℓ∆ʗҡ⌖ㄕ∆ཞ∆ⅆعᵙǥͨ wrote:
Quantum gas has never been found. It's a conjecture.King of Chaos wrote:
http://www.nature.com/news/quantum-gas-goes-below-absolute-zero-1.12146✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️
Absolute zero is when all molecular movement ceases. You can't have negative movement.
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Did you hear the one about the dirty egg? It was walking around with its yolk hanging out.
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