🍚The Missing Sugar Bowl🍚

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CountyJailer May 25, 2014

Mrs. Fisher comes to visit her son Jacob for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Rachel.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Jacob's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Jacob and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Jacob volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Rachel and I are just roommates.' About a week later, Rachel came to Jacob saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.' So he sat down and wrote an email:
CountyJailer May 25, 2014

‘Dear Mama, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Jacob’
Several days later, Jacob received a response email from his Mama which read:
‘Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Rachel, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Mama’

Remember, mama knows best!
Ojibwe May 25, 2014

Ah ha ha ha, what a nasty nosy old woman!
RW🍄 May 25, 2014

Alright this is a creepy story that hasn't come out of my head since I've heard it.
RW🍄 May 25, 2014

This man goes into his son's room, he goes over to the bed and his son is under the covers. So the dad asks what's wrong. The sons tells him he thinks there's a monster under his bed. So the father, to reassure his son checks under the bed... And when he pulls back the sheets he sees his son saying.... daddy there's a monster in my bed. Who do you believe?
〓 ZONE 〓 May 25, 2014

☠Ɗɪϻɪɴɪsʜєʀ☠ wrote:
This man goes into his son's room, he goes over to the bed and his son is under the covers. So the dad asks what's wrong. The sons tells him he thinks there's a monster under his bed. So the father, to reassure his son checks under the bed... And when he pulls back the sheets he sees his son saying.... daddy there's a monster in my bed. Who do you believe?

That's from the Chive
RW🍄 May 25, 2014

〓IM IN DA ZONE〓 wrote:
☠Ɗɪϻɪɴɪsʜєʀ☠ wrote:
This man goes into his son's room, he goes over to the bed and his son is under the covers. So the dad asks what's wrong. The sons tells him he thinks there's a monster under his bed. So the father, to reassure his son checks under the bed... And when he pulls back the sheets he sees his son saying.... daddy there's a monster in my bed. Who do you believe?

That's from the Chive
Cool, I heard it from a friend, and have told the story to people.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ May 26, 2014

That's funny. Guess what the bed occupier had for dinner (hint, it's not onion soup).
λΙΙuviøη May 26, 2014

〓IM IN DA ZONE〓 wrote: That's from the Chive
You know that website doesn't publish anything original, right?