Weirdest named turfs?
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What are some of the weirdest names on turfs that you have seen?
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Slut's house.
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Beyielikesjsdickagsbs
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Maximus loves socks
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I had one called "vaginal blood fart". Mystery didn't like it, took it and broke down lol. I thought it was hilarious
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Cap this if your gay.😂😂
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IBegFart
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dirty jerz wrote:
I woulda capped and destroyed that turf too.I had one called "vaginal blood fart". Mystery didn't like it, took it and broke down lol. I thought it was hilarious
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Darken💀Rahl wrote:
Why? Are you one of those easily offended types?dirty jerz wrote:
I woulda capped and destroyed that turf too.I had one called "vaginal blood fart". Mystery didn't like it, took it and broke down lol. I thought it was hilarious
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Fuck you debbie!! (You will never know the real reason 😜)
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Skin graft factory.
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I saw one called "erectile struggles" once...
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"Random Innocent Turf." Needless to say, it was capped multiple times. 😂
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The user "sickcunt" has some interesting turf names.
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dirty jerz wrote:
Hmm...I tore the turf down but I'm pretty sure I didn't break down.I had one called "vaginal blood fart". Mystery didn't like it, took it and broke down lol. I thought it was hilarious
Seems Grimm was right about your whining.
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Yeah, I meant tore down lol. And how is this whining? Did I beg you to stop or call you mean things? No, I don't care. If you take a turf I'll rebuild another. Its really not a big deal. How's the view from that high horse you're riding on?
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dirty jerz wrote:
How is it whining? Your need to post about it, plus your turf names "Mystery Can't Cap" and "Invincible."Yeah, I meant tore down lol. And how is this whining? Did I beg you to stop or call you mean things? No, I don't care. If you take a turf I'll rebuild another. Its really not a big deal. How's the view from that high horse you're riding on?
Interesting how you tried to hide using that name again by using a title deed on an old turf instead of planting a new one with the name.
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How is it hiding it? You can obviously see it. And yeah, you can't cap those turfs. Not like I'm lying about it. Don't get so butthurt about it...I mean you must be since you mentioned it right? Isn't that how your logic works?
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Grow up jerz.
Don't encourage him Mystery! 😕
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I've seen one called "ruptured scrotum". Made me cringe.
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I saw a pin created by a newb that is now inactive which was called "ROSSBOSS tribute". I never even talked to the player, but I was capo of the town he was in, so maybe it was his way of starting off on good terms
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вᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ wrote:
You're right. Sorry! I'll vehemently chastise my typing finger immediately.Grow up jerz.
Don't encourage him Mystery! 😕
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Mystery wrote:
Yeah mystery, don't encourage me. It was almost too easy to get you fired up. Thanks for playing! You win a toasterвᵃԀ тṵʀғᵃ wrote:
You're right. Sorry! I'll vehemently chastise my typing finger immediately.Grow up jerz.
Don't encourage him Mystery! 😕
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Dude, if I was fired up then I would have actually put some effort into hopping around & setting up on a bunch of your turf. I'm not that motivated. What I did today took minimal effort - I'm being rather lazy.
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Mystery wrote:
Yet you're still responding to it...I don't think its a lack of motivation either, but a realization that there's not a whole lot you can do. Sure you can easily destroy me in a few areas, but with all your mob and connections youd still never completely defeat me. Sucks being powerless doesn't it?Dude, if I was fired up then I would have actually put some effort into hopping around & setting up on a bunch of your turf. I'm not that motivated. What I did today took minimal effort - I'm being rather lazy.
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Don't bother Mystery. I've had dealings with this player and hearing himself talk is the highlight of his life. Hope your finger heals soon. On another note, I always questioned a turf named "red button licker".
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Ski24 wrote:
Have you dealt with me? Where? When? Funny how I can make such an impact in someone's life without them being the least bit memorable in mine.Don't bother Mystery. I've had dealings with this player and hearing himself talk is the highlight of his life. Hope your finger heals soon. On another note, I always questioned a turf named "red button licker".
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I knew there would be this many replies unless there was an argument! 😜
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dirty jerz wrote:
Hey dumbass you're not uncappable. No matter how much you try to goad people by saying you are. I could hop to every single one of your turfs with the exception of the ones in Portugal and cap them. If I could be bothered. But I can't because you're not worth the time or effort it would take. People don't try to cap you out because you're an insignificant little turd no one gives a shit about.How is it hiding it? You can obviously see it. And yeah, you can't cap those turfs. Not like I'm lying about it. Don't get so butthurt about it...I mean you must be since you mentioned it right? Isn't that how your logic works?
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If no one cares about my insignificant turfs, and you can't be bothered...why are you talking about it? Sounds like you're a little bothered to me. Has no one realized that my boasts of being uncappable are challenges? impossible challenges of course, but I find it hilarious that some of the TW bigwigs act like they are all knowing and powerful because of a mob count, yet can't stomp out a "turd" like me. All that time and money some have spent are useless if I can still run my mouth without any real consequence. I'm under your skin, and out of your control. Happy turfing! ;)
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You don't remember me because I conduct myself with respect; something you certainly did not do at the time. Quite frankly, I'm not surprised. A bit of a Napoleon complex perhaps? Idk and I'm sure I never will. I will say you are entertaining, as many attention seeking players that troll the forum are.
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