Yo mama jokes

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Dan the manster May 3, 2014

Have you got any good ones? Then post them here!
CͣAͩNͩINE May 3, 2014

Yomama1064 is so fat, he cant plant a turf. Thats the kind of joke right?
ZRAYGO May 3, 2014

Add canine is so fat he sat on his iPhone and turned it into an iPad
Brown🎵Note May 4, 2014

Viper so fat he got his own geo decoder.
Scarbutt May 4, 2014

Brown note is so fat the ground shakes when he hops
Lord R. Rahl May 4, 2014

Scarbutt wrote:
Brown note is so fat the ground shakes when he hops

Have you seen how many turf he has? Try again.
ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ May 4, 2014

Darken is so fat, when he dances the band skips.
Doomarang May 4, 2014

Lol nice jokes
Doomarang May 4, 2014

Mackmech is so fat, he locked himself in a grocery store and starved to death!
Shyt Talker May 4, 2014

Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of HER!!!
ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ May 4, 2014

Doom is so fat, he has smaller fat people orbiting around him.
Ꭱ3V May 4, 2014

Your mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
~Kountra May 4, 2014

Yo momma so old she left her purse on Noah's ark
ᴊᴸʗᵞცǿℜց⚖ May 4, 2014

Yo mama is so dumb she wipes before she shits
9mmHEADACHE May 4, 2014

Mav's so fat...
Wait.
〓ＤＵ♠️ＩＲ〓 May 4, 2014

9mmHEADACHE wrote:
Mav's so fat...
Wait.

Go on.....
Doomarang May 4, 2014

Mack's so stupid, he threw a rock at the ground and he MISSED!
〓MΛVΞЯICK〓 May 4, 2014

〓ＤＵＡＩＲ〓 wrote:
9mmHEADACHE wrote:
Mav's so fat...
Wait.

Go on.....
Ya, go on... Mav so fat...?
Mystery May 4, 2014

★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
〓ＤＵＡＩＲ〓 wrote:
9mmHEADACHE wrote:
Mav's so fat...
Wait.

Go on.....
Ya, go on... Mav so fat...?
That he no longer fits in OTB's pants. 😮😮
ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ May 4, 2014

Doom is so stupid he thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
yomama1064 May 5, 2014

CͣAͩNͩINE wrote:
Yomama1064 is so fat, he cant plant a turf. Thats the kind of joke right?

but i can cap yours 😜
RW🍄 May 5, 2014

Mystery wrote:
★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
〓ＤＵＡＩＲ〓 wrote:
9mmHEADACHE wrote:
Mav's so fat...
Wait.

Go on.....
Ya, go on... Mav so fat...?
That he no longer fits in OTB's pants. 😮😮
Idk those are some big-a** britches.
JokerofHeart May 5, 2014

★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
〓ＤＵＡＩＲ〓 wrote:
9mmHEADACHE wrote:
Mav's so fat...
Wait.

Go on.....
Ya, go on... Mav so fat...?
Mav's so fat, he looked up the cheat codes for Wii Fit
Doomarang May 5, 2014

Mack's so ugly, he turned medusa to stone!
💨HotShit🔥💩💨 May 5, 2014

JokerofHeart wrote:
★MΛVΞЯICK★ wrote:
〓ＤＵＡＩＲ〓 wrote:
9mmHEADACHE wrote:
Mav's so fat...
Wait.

Go on.....
Ya, go on... Mav so fat...?
Mav's so fat, he looked up the cheat codes for Wii Fit
😂😂😂
ᴊᴸʗᵞცǿℜց⚖ May 5, 2014

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂