Undoing my belt...too fat
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I'm a lazy bastard,I'm 1500 turfs heavy and need to slim...if anyone wants some turf feel free,I'll be making a V to help you teeny tiny folk.
No loot please,it's very very preciousππ -
πΆthey say you've never seen a salad, and that why you're fat!
You fat bastard! You fat bastard! πΆ -
I love to have some but v won't help me ππ
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Need to lose 1500 loot, gotcha!
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β γπ₯β Viper βπ₯γβ wrote:
I've got 80 car bombs viper,you want to trade? We all know you love themπNeed to lose 1500 loot, gotcha!
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I think cl is 100+ v, you would make out in the deal
Food for though....
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BΠ―ΚΚKLYΠβ’ wrote:
Oh hell yeah, car bombs for a cap limit of loot turf. I'm ALL over that one!!! lolI think cl is 100+ v, you would make out in the deal
Food for though....
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π©π©α‘αα ααα£αα¦π©π© wrote:
How the hell did you get 80 car bombs? I never have more than 4 or 5. I use them almost instantly. They're always a deserving sole somewhere.β γπ₯β Viper βπ₯γβ wrote:
I've got 80 car bombs viper,you want to trade? We all know you love themπNeed to lose 1500 loot, gotcha!
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We all know you meant " there is always a deserving hole" Saba!
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Rβ GE wrote:
Amen bother....amen,in his case it's usually substantially hairy and the owner is called barryWe all know you meant " there is always a deserving hole" Saba!
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Sabasaul wrote:
I have 86 collecting dust. I'm saving them for a special day. ππ©π©α‘αα ααα£αα¦π©π© wrote:
How the hell did you get 80 car bombs? I never have more than 4 or 5. I use them almost instantly. They're always a deserving sole somewhere.β γπ₯β Viper βπ₯γβ wrote:
I've got 80 car bombs viper,you want to trade? We all know you love themπNeed to lose 1500 loot, gotcha!
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γ S E E K E R γ wrote:
And here I thought you were gonna comment on the "Barry hole".Sabasaul wrote:
I have 86 collecting dust. I'm saving them for a special day. ππ©π©α‘αα ααα£αα¦π©π© wrote:
How the hell did you get 80 car bombs? I never have more than 4 or 5. I use them almost instantly. They're always a deserving sole somewhere.β γπ₯β Viper βπ₯γβ wrote:
I've got 80 car bombs viper,you want to trade? We all know you love themπNeed to lose 1500 loot, gotcha!
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Sabasaul wrote:
πππγ S E E K E R γ wrote:
And here I thought you were gonna comment on the "Barry hole".Sabasaul wrote:
I have 86 collecting dust. I'm saving them for a special day. ππ©π©α‘αα ααα£αα¦π©π© wrote:
How the hell did you get 80 car bombs? I never have more than 4 or 5. I use them almost instantly. They're always a deserving sole somewhere.β γπ₯β Viper βπ₯γβ wrote:
I've got 80 car bombs viper,you want to trade? We all know you love themπNeed to lose 1500 loot, gotcha!
Barry holes are rare, and it is not uncommon when the occasional one is discovered to find several Sabavultures circling it slowly, waiting for it to emit the toxic gas that keeps the Sabavultures alive. -
Whew, I finally hit cap limit. That felt like it took forever.
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Sabasaul wrote:
I was going to, but then I decided to trick you. You know me all too well Sabaγ S E E K E R γ wrote:
And here I thought you were gonna comment on the "Barry hole".Sabasaul wrote:
I have 86 collecting dust. I'm saving them for a special day. ππ©π©α‘αα ααα£αα¦π©π© wrote:
How the hell did you get 80 car bombs? I never have more than 4 or 5. I use them almost instantly. They're always a deserving sole somewhere.β γπ₯β Viper βπ₯γβ wrote:
I've got 80 car bombs viper,you want to trade? We all know you love themπNeed to lose 1500 loot, gotcha!
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γ S E E K E R γ wrote:
Hey hey hey, not that well. Not that there's anything wrong with that.Sabasaul wrote:
I was going to, but then I decided to trick you. You know me all too well Sabaγ S E E K E R γ wrote:
And here I thought you were gonna comment on the "Barry hole".Sabasaul wrote:
I have 86 collecting dust. I'm saving them for a special day. ππ©π©α‘αα ααα£αα¦π©π© wrote:
How the hell did you get 80 car bombs? I never have more than 4 or 5. I use them almost instantly. They're always a deserving sole somewhere.β γπ₯β Viper βπ₯γβ wrote:
I've got 80 car bombs viper,you want to trade? We all know you love themπNeed to lose 1500 loot, gotcha!
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π©π©α‘αα ααα£αα¦π©π© wrote:
I think Barry is Saba's brother is he not?Rβ GE wrote:
Amen bother....amen,in his case it's usually substantially hairy and the owner is called barryWe all know you meant " there is always a deserving hole" Saba!
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I'm in a v LaT...go nuts
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I can help you out but all I'm in reach of is loot π³
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π©π©α‘αα ααα£αα¦π©π© wrote:
Only loot is ok by me!I'm a lazy bastard,I'm 1500 turfs heavy and need to slim...if anyone wants some turf feel free,I'll be making a V to help you teeny tiny folk.
Only loot please, it's very very preciousππ -
Only 300 to go! Many thanks to all who've battered me...mucho apprieciatedππ
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Everything I'm close to has loot π
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