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What's long black and full of semen?
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A baby seal walks into a club.
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ȞΥ͢P͡ΞЯC☢MP͡LΞΧ wrote:
This.A baby seal walks into a club.
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Wolfe Brothers wrote:
Clubbing Seals. xDȞΥ͢P͡ΞЯC☢MP͡LΞΧ wrote:
This.A baby seal walks into a club.
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I no a lot of unemployed jokes
But none of them work
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Jelly baby goes to doctors and says doctor I think I've got aids doctor says what makes you say that?
Jelly baby says I've been shagging allsorts
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I would share the joke about the broken pencil but there's no point.
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"I don't drink beer, I take shots!" -Kurt Cobain
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What did bob get for his birthday... cancer
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What is green and yellow and eats nuts?
Ghoneria
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Thou have just been infected by the Amish computer virus. You are on the honour system. Since we have no technology, please manually delete your files and forward this message to everyone in your address book then turn off your computer.
Thank thee 🙌
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Three blondes walk into a bar.
You think one of them would have seen it.
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Once upon a time there were four gay men,
They made pact to their brother husbands to split up the ashes among each other when one dies, well sadly a day came where one died and of course they split the ashes up, and n -
YOU wrote:
Once upon a time there were four gay men,
They made pact to their brother husbands to split up the ashes among each other when one dies, well sadly a day came where one died and of course they split the ashes up, and now begun the long process of each man choosing his parting actions to his partner, well guy 1 chose to spread the ashes threw a park because..well they took alot of walks in the park and started their relationship there, guy 2 chose the creepy option of putting it in a vase and snuggling with it at night..now guy 3 was very very undecided and he one night was cooking some chili and the thought occurred to him that he should put the ashes in his chili, when questioned by the others of his reasoning he simply responded..I loved when he tore my ass up, so I thought he would wanna do it again for old times sake -
2 dyslexics walk into a bank and shout "right mother stickers this is a fuck up" 🙈🔫
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M A X I M U S wrote:
😂😂😂2 dyslexics walk into a bank and shout "right mother stickers this is a fuck up" 🙈🔫
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Eagle101SJTDV wrote:
LmaoSo this guy walks int a bar, sits down and orders a drink. He has been there for just a short while when his cell phone rings. He hits his hand, leans on the bar, and proceds to talk to his hand. After a while of this, he "hangs up", and everyone asks, "why were you talking to your hand"? The guy replies, well, got tired of losing my phone, so i had it implanted in my hand. This goes around the bar, and everyone thinks is cool. Well, after a while, the guy asks the barkeep where the restroom is, and the barkeep tells him. Well, he has been in there for a while, and the barkeep gets worried. So he goes into the restroom, finds the guy spread eagle against the wall, toliet paper hanging out of his butt. The barkeep bit concerned asks the guy if he is alright, the guy replies, "Shhhh, i am receiving a fax!"
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M A X I M U S wrote:
Omg... I cracked up at this one2 dyslexics walk into a bank and shout "right mother stickers this is a fuck up" 🙈🔫
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Yo mama so fat I capped her turf 😜
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Yo mamma so fat, she jumped up in the air, and got stuck
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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?
A pilot
What do you call a Muslim, Jew, and a Christian in a bar?
A great example of a mixed community
What is brown and sticky?
Shit
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Have you heard the joke about a ceiling? Never mind, it is over your head.
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