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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
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CHUCK NORRIS USES TABASCO SAUCE AS EYEDROPS
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Chuck Norris' daughter list her virginity.......he went & got it back!
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CHUCK NORRIS CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR
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Lost*
CURIO439
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When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down
CURIO439
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity....twice
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Chuck Norris does not go hunting, because hunting implies the possibility of failure, he goes killing.
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Sometimes when Chuck gets tired of whiskey, he'll eat bread, cheese, some tomato paste & a handful of basil, which sounds like pizza, but it's not because Chuck Norris doesn't want to give the Italians the credit.
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Chuck Norris eats rocks & shots lightning bolts.
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Chuck Norris loves America so much that when he gets interrupted during sex, he gets red, white & blue balls.
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YOU wrote:
....shits lightning bolts...auto correct...Chuck Norris eats rocks & shots lightning bolts.
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One day Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, when he came back, they were just called The Islands
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Chuck Norris secrety sleeps with every woman in the world. As a result they bleed for a week.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Chuck Norris once took an entire bottle of sleeping pills.. It made him blink.
Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It simply lays perfectly still out of sheer terror.
Quickest way to a mans heart, is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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He's also the reason Waldos hiding.
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Chuck Norris puts the laughter back in manslaughter
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Chuck Norris' chief export is pain!
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Chuck Norris traded his soul to the devil for his round house kick and the power of beard. After the transaction, Chuck round house kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back!
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Chuck Norris is cool
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CHUCK NORRIS CAN WATCH SIXTU MINUTES IN TEN MINUTES
CHUCK NORRIS WAKES UP WITH MORNING STEEL
CHUCK NORRIS IS SO OLD WHEN JESUS SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT HE FLICKED THA SWITCH
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The Don buys respect points from Chuck Norris.
If you look at Chuck Norris's profile in Turf Wars you will see that he is the Capo of Roundhouse Kicks.
Chuck Norris has never lost a fight in Turf Wars even though the only weapons he has are his fists.
Chuck Norris added death and so should you! -
I wish I was chuck Norris
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I think GRANE and 32 win this one. Moridin gets most creative award.
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Q: If Chick Norris played turf wars would he have to have multiple accounts like other duchebags on here?
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Street King wrote:
Chick is gonna kick your booty for that 😜Q: If Chick Norris played turf wars would he have to have multiple accounts like other duchebags on here?
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jesus turned water into wine... the chuck norris turned that wine into beer.
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Aggressive wrote:
I thank you, sir, and Mr. Norris thanks you.I think GRANE and 32 win this one. Moridin gets most creative award.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... He waits.
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Chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves
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when the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris
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