Calling out king kelder
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And the king teabagged the old bitch
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Hey bumblebee dick. Ul never come close to the awesomeness that the king bares. Ur nothin more than pee dribble from ur own sack.
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OriginalGerlich wrote:
me toospiffykilla wrote:
I am honored u put me in your speech.King Kelder wrote:
awe no way am i really that awesome? Thank youSpiffykilla ur really awesome and originalgerlich sucks compared to u. And lolcats why cant u quit crapping urself? But anyway spiffy yr so awesome im giving u the title of king of turf wars
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Hermit wrote:
Gee so I do know someone playing this game. KK you get the same stuff in two games now.
holy sh!!!!!!t hermit? is it really you! jillusion here. I miss you!
😄👋🙋👋🙋👋
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!3ΣŁĮÅŁ👿 wrote:
Wow. You guys take king kelder a bit too seriously.
lol this is why the king is awesome! 😹
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King Kelder wrote:
U do none of those things sorry bud...might affect the day of people with no life outside this game...those of us who do see you for what you are. Another troll. And well ne forgotten untill the next time I see a post in the forums...then forgot againCalling out the king. See. This is the kings point. He gets under ur skin. He makes u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. The King makes u tick. Ur not calling nothing. The king has called ur bluff. Here is the king. Now what?? The king will tell u. U will shut ur puehole. Ur nothing more than the kings royal bitch!!
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So king kelder how many times have u been carbombed the past three days?
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Fuck. Some people r stupid. Y waste ur loot on king? Do that and he wins... But I guess he already won. Congrats king. U sure can manipulate people👏. Could usr u at work.. Might get a longer smoko out of it lmao
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King Kelder wrote:
Am I the first person to notice he wrote in first person?What am I king of? I'm king of pissing ppl off. Who supports me? Ur dumbass does. U posted a thread for me. U constantly reply. U attack me. Each and every person in this thread supports me. There questions answered
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Omg. King. Ur reputation has been tarnished
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The king ddnt talk like that. That was the question. The king just wrote the question and answered.
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The king had turfs across the map,
But would not shut his regal yap.
Discretion not his strongest suit,
He urged the Mugs to waste their loot.
Per chance to place a car bomb on his lap? -
👏👏👏👏👏. U got it one thumb. The King is proud. Cmon girls. The cement boots and car bombs are slacking. What happenwd to this fury of attacks by bumble bee dick?
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What, no appointment to the King's Court? Court Sage? Bard to the King? Come on your highness, this poetry stuff is not easy.
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One thumb has officially been appointed as the royal poet. When the kings spirit needs lifted. He will call upon knight onethumb.
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King suck how many times have u been carbombed?
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AttentionWhore🐱 wrote:
Nah locates is the shitvadan wrote:
u guys hate me😭😭😭spiffykilla wrote:
Alright king u suck plain and simple. First of what r u king of? Second who supports u? Third why r u such a dork i even prefer lolcats over you(ok maybe not that far but you get the point) so please do use all a favor and SHUT UP!
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Add💪both4498💪 wrote:
AttentionWhore🐱 wrote:
Nah locates is a shitvadan wrote:
u guys hate me😭😭😭spiffykilla wrote:
Alright king u suck plain and simple. First of what r u king of? Second who supports u? Third why r u such a dork i even prefer lolcats over you(ok maybe not that far but you get the point) so please do use all a favor and SHUT UP!
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AttentionWhore🐱 wrote:
dumbcats shut up por favorOriginalGerlich wrote:
aw man did u have to tell everyone i crap my pants i have a very bad diet okayyyyyyspiffykilla wrote:
I am honored u put me in your speech.King Kelder wrote:
awe no way am i really that awesome? Thank youSpiffykilla ur really awesome and originalgerlich sucks compared to u. And lolcats why cant u quit crapping urself? But anyway spiffy yr so awesome im giving u the title of king of turf wars
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I picture the king a cross between the burger king king. Or the king from that movie with stiffler and Mclovin
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Mr. Empire wrote:
except obeseI picture the king a cross between the burger king king. Or the king from that movie with stiffler and Mclovin
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Kk y do u insist on bugging us?
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Longswamp👊🔨💀 wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI support the King. And I'm paid well for it. Lol. Thanks My liege.
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Do I have to do my condom speech again....
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Add💪both4498💪 wrote:
wtf r u talking about?Do I have to do my condom speech again....
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spiffykilla wrote:
I blame the condom company for this atrocity they made a defualty condom and now we suffer for it.... Fucked up ain't it....DAMN YOU TROJANAdd💪both4498💪 wrote:
wtf r u talking about?Do I have to do my condom speech again....
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Add💪both4498💪 wrote:
r u talking bout dumbcats, king kelder or both?spiffykilla wrote:
I blame the condom company for this atrocity they made a defualty condom and now we suffer for it.... Fucked up ain't it....DAMN YOU TROJANAdd💪both4498💪 wrote:
wtf r u talking about?Do I have to do my condom speech again....
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spiffykilla wrote:
King kelderAdd💪both4498💪 wrote:
r u talking bout dumbcats, king kelder or both?spiffykilla wrote:
I blame the condom company for this atrocity they made a defualty condom and now we suffer for it.... Fucked up ain't it....DAMN YOU TROJANAdd💪both4498💪 wrote:
wtf r u talking about?Do I have to do my condom speech again....
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Add💪both4498💪 wrote:
ok u can understand where i got dumbcats from though?spiffykilla wrote:
King kelderAdd💪both4498💪 wrote:
r u talking bout dumbcats, king kelder or both?spiffykilla wrote:
I blame the condom company for this atrocity they made a defualty condom and now we suffer for it.... Fucked up ain't it....DAMN YOU TROJANAdd💪both4498💪 wrote:
wtf r u talking about?Do I have to do my condom speech again....
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Hail king Kelder!!! Th almighty god!😉
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