On March 8th, 2014 ...

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♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 31, 2014

On the 8th day of March, in this 2014th year of our Lord, should Fate be kind and the local road toll kinder, wed shall be, Mrs Turfa and me. (Incorrect grammar to rhyme with 'be').
So gather ye (oooh that rhymed too!) all, in your glorious robes or even your bare skin, to witness creation, of my next of kin (more rhyming there - skin and kin). Though pregnant she be, and fat maybe, beauty is hers (sorry Nick) and I love her with every ounce of my being.

Here's to Mrs Turfa and myself, with only a little over a month until our wedding day!
Lord R. Rahl Jan 31, 2014

Congratulations on your up and coming day. It shall be a glorious day as the two of you become one in holy matrimony.
〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Jan 31, 2014

Congrats on your upcoming day turfa. And 1 day before my 1 year wedding anniversary
Ꭱ3V Jan 31, 2014

Am I to understand that you don't mind if people show up naked 😳😜
LaTortuga Jan 31, 2014

Congrats to you both!
ℒꙩຣཇя Jan 31, 2014

Congrats, I'm at 6 years and happy :)
4nick8r Jan 31, 2014

༺☠ᏩɌ༏M༏Ɲ∆L☠༻ wrote:
Am I to understand that you don't mind if people show up naked 😳😜

I'm in. Lol
Congrats Turfa.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 31, 2014

4nick8r wrote:
༺☠ᏩɌ༏M༏Ɲ∆L☠༻ wrote:
Am I to understand that you don't mind if people show up naked 😳😜

I'm in. Lol
Congrats Turfa.
Me too! 😂👍
Thanks guys! We can't wait 😎🐢
Excelsior Mob™ Jan 31, 2014

Turfa, TURFA, TURFA !!! Lets go !! Congrats !!
Mickey Dunn Jan 31, 2014

You called her fat. Good luck with that.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 31, 2014

Mickey Duͣnͩnͩ wrote:
You called her fat. Good luck with that.

Shhh! She doesn't play turfwars 😜
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 31, 2014

And she's not fat. She is beautiful (well I think so anyhow) and I love her. The fat thing just rhymed that's all. lol😛
🏃💨fartex💩 Jan 31, 2014

Good luck turfa, you took a step in life i never have.

I just hope the three of you will have a good wedding party and a happy marriage!!
Hyena Jan 31, 2014

Congratulations and a most fortuitous future I wish for thee and thy betrothed....
MAL👊 Jan 31, 2014

🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
Good luck turfa, you took a step in life i never have.

I just hope the three of you will have a good wedding party and a happy marriage!!

Hold on, this is shocking. I previously imagined that a long line of beautiful young women, just clamoring to become Mrs. Fartex.
I mean sure, maybe she doesn't fully adopt the running/farting man emoji, or perhaps the pile of fecal matter is not a strong part of her self-concept. If she went to a REALLY high-brow finishing school, maybe she omits both.

And that's when you move to the next girl, in the long, long line. Are my perceptions somehow off? I can take it, I'm sitting down.

Congrats Turfa!
LeWolfe Jan 31, 2014

Congratulations!!!!!! That's awesome! :)
SkyTheLimit Jan 31, 2014

💞💙💞🎉🎈🍷
Congratulations all over the place!!!!
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 1, 2014

Thanks guys 😊
Thanks Sara 😘😄
Visɧɓuɱe Feb 1, 2014

Joyous news for to hear my good friend.Give you both the joy of it.Congratulations!...But I find myself caught between wearing my white tuxedo or my ever-fashionable loose salmon-pink smock coupled with neon green pantaloons outfit and pair of purple pom-pom sandals to the happy event.
Add: RARE Feb 1, 2014

Is my penis invited?
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 1, 2014

Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Joyous news for to hear my good friend.Give you both the joy of it.Congratulations!...But I find myself caught between wearing my white tuxedo or my ever-fashionable loose salmon-pink smock coupled with neon green pantaloons outfit and pair of purple pom-pom sandals to the happy event.

The latter suit aught to suit 😉👍
Fuqyall-retired Feb 1, 2014

My son gets married exactly a week later.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Feb 1, 2014

fuqyall wrote:
My son gets married exactly a week later.

Congrats! 👍
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jun 4, 2025

We’re still married. We have 1 dog, 2 cows, 3 guinea pigs and 4 children. Just in case anyone gives a flying duck 🦆
𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Jun 7, 2025

♠️ADD TURFA♠️ wrote:
We’re still married. We have 1 dog, 2 cows, 3 guinea pigs and 4 children. Just in case anyone gives a flying duck 🦆

And a partridge in a pair tree
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jun 7, 2025

𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 wrote:
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ wrote:
We’re still married. We have 1 dog, 2 cows, 3 guinea pigs and 4 children. Just in case anyone gives a flying duck 🦆

And a partridge in a pair tree
Ok I’ll bite. Reset or noob?
𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Jun 7, 2025

♠️ADD TURFA♠️ wrote:
𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 wrote:
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ wrote:
We’re still married. We have 1 dog, 2 cows, 3 guinea pigs and 4 children. Just in case anyone gives a flying duck 🦆

And a partridge in a pair tree
Ok I’ll bite. Reset or noob?
Noob