💩Poop💩

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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jan 18, 2014

Have any of y'all ever experienced the dry poop? I'm talking about the one where you wipe, and upon inspecting the paper, you find nothing! It's the greatest feeling in the world! I sometimes feel as if I've cheated death!
ℒꙩຣཇя Jan 18, 2014

Lol I have
Ꭱ3V Jan 18, 2014

Also known as the ghost poop. 👻💩
sadsam Jan 18, 2014

1. GHOST POO: The type of poo you feel coming out but when you check out the toilet there's nothing there.

2. CLEAN POO: Type of poo that comes out but when you wipe your ass the paper comes out clean.

3. STUBBORN POO: You wipe your ass 50 times and you still have some left.

4. SEQUEL POO: When you put your pants and zip up and then realize you gotta poo some more.

5. BRAIN DAMAGE POO: Type of poo that needs a lot of effort to come out and when you're done you feel slightly dizzy..

6. CORN POO: No explanation is necessary here.

7. GODZILLA POO: The type of poo that is so huge that makes you think you should chop it up before flushing.

8. REBELLIOUS POO: Type of poo that comes back after multiple flushings.

9. WET BUTT CHEEK: Also known as"Power Dump Shit". The type of poo that when it comes out it makes a splash on the toilet that wets your butt cheeks.

10. ICEBERG POO: The type of poo that is so big that some of it reaches the surface of the water in the toilet.
LaTortuga Jan 18, 2014

Sadsam you definetly have thought about this way too much. 😳😳 get a hobby! Go punch some codes!
Talk to me nice Jan 18, 2014

😂😂😂👍
DerimanAlliance Jan 18, 2014

Most interesting... Most interesting indeed...
bionic woman Jan 18, 2014

༺☠ᏩɌ༏M༏Ɲ∆L☠༻ wrote:
Also known as the ghost poop. 👻💩

The ghost poop lmao Grim