Condom Slogan Jokes

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potato turfer Jan 9, 2014

The joke is pretty easy, you rhyme two words in the slogan with each other and try to make it as funny as possible.

Examples: "Don't be silly, protect your willy!"and "Before you attack her, wrap your whacker."

Let's see who can make the best😉
SQΞЯVΔΥ Jan 10, 2014

That's hard if you aren't native speaker...😕
Ꭱ3V Jan 10, 2014

Lamp
ZRAYGO Jan 10, 2014

༺☠ᏩɌ༏M༏Ɲ∆L☠༻ wrote:
Lamp

Don't get it damp
Protect your lamp
SQΞЯVΔΥ Jan 10, 2014

Are you sick, better suck the dick!
⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Jan 10, 2014

Wrap your rope, that shit won't wash off with soap.
Roman Legionar Jan 10, 2014

Use a condom. Or you WILL die.
ཧҭҿѧԀұ ℳѳъъӏл Jan 10, 2014

We had a lot of these on mr buttwipes temporary retirement thread (I remember the title was "pulling out😜") If someone can dig that out, you will find at least 2 pages of nothing but this
ibdozer Jan 10, 2014

Cover your stump before you hump
ZRAYGO Jan 10, 2014

http://turfwarsapp.com/forum/43/topic/218616267/2
₭íƖʛɵяȩ🐟Ƭяøϋʈ Jan 10, 2014

No glove, no love! 😁
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 10, 2014

ZRAYGO wrote:
http://turfwarsapp.com/forum/43/topic/218616267/2

Ay, you found it! I couldn't be bothered searching for it myself lol. 😜👍
SkyTheLimit Jan 10, 2014

Well, Trogans as a name cause.......wasn't a trogan a big horse that a lot of little guys flew out of, onse in? 😂
SkyTheLimit Jan 11, 2014

*trojan*
ibdozer Jan 11, 2014

If you thinks she's spunky cover your monkey
Joey Donuts Jan 19, 2014

Got a stiffy, use a jiffy
Jiffy brand condoms UK early 1990's