MOST inappropriate pickup lines
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Let's here em
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You remind me of a heads up penny; whenever I pick you up I feel lucky.
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Wanna touch Dave's elbow?
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ᏞᎽᏟᎪN wrote:
That gets em rolling inWanna touch Dave's elbow?
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Dave's elbow is pretty popular.😏
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〓MɅT〓 wrote:
So is your mom, we'll it least last night she wasDave's elbow is pretty popular.😏
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Fos Ra Da wrote:
Nice one dude!😃😒〓MɅT〓 wrote:
So is your mom, we'll it least last night she wasDave's elbow is pretty popular.😏
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Fos Ra Da wrote:
Your mom is so ugly bob the builder couldn't fix it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂〓MɅT〓 wrote:
So is your mom, we'll it least last night she wasDave's elbow is pretty popular.😏
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ᏞᎽᏟᎪN wrote:
Dayum!!!!!!!Fos Ra Da wrote:
Your mom is so ugly bob the builder couldn't fix it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂〓MɅT〓 wrote:
So is your mom, we'll it least last night she wasDave's elbow is pretty popular.😏
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Do you work at subway cuz ur giving me a footlong
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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
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Wanna come to my place and reenact my birth?
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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
WINNER🙌Wanna come to my place and reenact my birth?
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Fos Ra Da wrote:
Not a winner👎〓MɅT〓 wrote:
So is your mom, we'll it least last night she wasDave's elbow is pretty popular.😏
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Poems also woo the women!
"roses are red,
Lemons are sour
So open your legs
And give me an hour"Or my personal favorite, with which i have had much success:
"roses are red
Violets are blue
Now get the fuck in the van!"Works better if you have some type of weapon to persuade them
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Do you fuck on first date?
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Prototype X wrote:
Poems also woo the women!
"roses are red,
Lemons are sour
So open your legs
And give me an hour"Or my personal favorite, with which i have had much success:
"roses are red
Violets are blue
Now get the fuck in the van!"Works better if you have some type of weapon to persuade them
Not!
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"Excuse me mam, would you like me to give you an orally stimulated orgasm tonight?"
I think it's the mam that gets them. -
ᏞᎽᏟᎪN wrote:
Yo mama's so classless, she could be a Marxist utopiaFos Ra Da wrote:
Your mom is so ugly bob the builder couldn't fix it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂〓MɅT〓 wrote:
So is your mom, we'll it least last night she wasDave's elbow is pretty popular.😏
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Fos Ra Da wrote:
I'll give you a dollar, if you make me holler.I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
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I have always wondered, Do you taste as good as your mom?
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Yo bitch, wanna fuck?
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4nick8r wrote:
"Excuse me mam, would you like me to give you an orally stimulated orgasm tonight?"
I think it's the mam that gets them.Ha keep dreaming
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there's 206 bones in your body... would you like another?
works every time 😜👍 -
MͣAͩUͩLER wrote:
there's 206 bones in your body... would you like another?
works every time 😜👍Good one
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These forums are a lot less hostile than other games. Are you guys scared of someone finding out your location and Beat you up?
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Boy: Hi, I was just looking at your complexion, do you have any Australian in you?
Girl: No
Boy: Want some? -
Hyena wrote:
Boy: Hi, I was just looking at your complexion, do you have any Australian in you?
Girl: No
Boy: Want some?Oh my! Has that worked for ya
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Hey, wanna go see what's in the bathroom? Bet it's my dick.
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Prototype X wrote:
This guy is awesome.Poems also woo the women!
"roses are red,
Lemons are sour
So open your legs
And give me an hour"Or my personal favorite, with which i have had much success:
"roses are red
Violets are blue
Now get the fuck in the van!"Works better if you have some type of weapon to persuade them
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I just got out of jail, I'm staying in the motel across the street in room 36C, Don't make me come back out here
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