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Milf 💋 Jan 3, 2014

Anybody else having problems getting the Market to load?
clint crawford Jan 3, 2014

Working here
D U S T I N Jan 3, 2014

Try rinsing your iDevice off in warm water. Tends to fix it when my TW is lagging👍
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Jan 3, 2014

✠BȽɅCK✠ wrote:
Try rinsing your iDevice off in warm water. Tends to fix it when my TW is lagging👍

Actually? I've had bad experiences with iDevices and water.
Ojibwe Jan 3, 2014

ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
✠BȽɅCK✠ wrote:
Try rinsing your iDevice off in warm water. Tends to fix it when my TW is lagging👍

Actually? I've had bad experiences with iDevices and water.
If you're afraid of warm water you can try shaking it vigorously for 30 seconds.
P😈Loco(E771) Jan 3, 2014

Ojibwe wrote:
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
✠BȽɅCK✠ wrote:
Try rinsing your iDevice off in warm water. Tends to fix it when my TW is lagging👍

Actually? I've had bad experiences with iDevices and water.
If you're afraid of warm water you can try shaking it vigorously for 30 seconds.
If that doesn't work you can try hitting it softly a few times with a hammer or a mallet. Don't forget to put a silk cloth over it first to protect it from any damages.
♕Снͣеͩсͩкмате♕ Jan 3, 2014

P😈Loco(E771) wrote:
Ojibwe wrote:
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
✠BȽɅCK✠ wrote:
Try rinsing your iDevice off in warm water. Tends to fix it when my TW is lagging👍

Actually? I've had bad experiences with iDevices and water.
If you're afraid of warm water you can try shaking it vigorously for 30 seconds.
If that doesn't work you can try hitting it softly a few times with a hammer or a mallet. Don't forget to put a silk cloth over it first to protect it from any damages.
Shoot, I tried that and forgot the silk cloth 😳
☫🐓O JONES 2.0☫ Jan 3, 2014

ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
✠BȽɅCK✠ wrote:
Try rinsing your iDevice off in warm water. Tends to fix it when my TW is lagging👍

Actually? I've had bad experiences with iDevices and water.
Very bad experiences here too
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jan 4, 2014

Just throw it in the microwave for ten minutes. That should sort it out.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 4, 2014

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Just throw it in the microwave for ten minutes. That should sort it out.

No no no no no!!!
Don't throw it in the microwave - you might crack the glass. Place it in gently.
King of Clubs Jan 4, 2014

тʊʀғᵃ - ʀㅌҭɪʀㅌƌ wrote:
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Just throw it in the microwave for ten minutes. That should sort it out.

No no no no no!!!
Don't throw it in the microwave - you might crack the glass. Place it in gently.

I've found the popcorn button works best in these scenarios
『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Jan 4, 2014

This means that the source code for the game has gotten corrupted and needs to be cleaned. The best way for you to do this is by placing your device in a dishwasher and letting it run a full wash. I recommend a potscrub to get deep into the code and clean out the glitch. If this doesn't work or you don't have an available dishwasher, a washing machine works great as well as long as you use a generous amount of detergent, some oxi clean wouldn't hurt as well. Hope this helps!
mr cashy Jan 4, 2014

『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 wrote:
This means that the source code for the game has gotten corrupted and needs to be cleaned. The best way for you to do this is by placing your device in a dishwasher and letting it run a full wash. I recommend a potscrub to get deep into the code and clean out the glitch. If this doesn't work or you don't have an available dishwasher, a washing machine works great as well as long as you use a generous amount of detergent, some oxi clean wouldn't hurt as well. Hope this helps!

I've also found this to work. Another thing to try would be placing it firmly it in your toilet the using the toilette.
Ojibwe Jan 5, 2014

mr cashy wrote:
『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 wrote:
This means that the source code for the game has gotten corrupted and needs to be cleaned. The best way for you to do this is by placing your device in a dishwasher and letting it run a full wash. I recommend a potscrub to get deep into the code and clean out the glitch. If this doesn't work or you don't have an available dishwasher, a washing machine works great as well as long as you use a generous amount of detergent, some oxi clean wouldn't hurt as well. Hope this helps!

I've also found this to work. Another thing to try would be placing it firmly it in your toilet the using the toilette.
Now you're just talking crazy.
The Saw Jan 5, 2014

If you put it in a drawer for two years, or other suitable solitary confinement location, that will teach it a lesson and I'm sure it will correct its behavior.