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• Mr Big Cat Dec 30, 2013

  Come introduce yourself to the Ayatollah of Turf and Roller.

  The Cop of Hop, the cronie of cannelloni.... The SAVIOUR of turf wars.

  Who are you?

  What are you (should be) famous for?

  If Big Cat could grant you one wish, what would it be?

  Any other business?
• Mr Big Cat Dec 30, 2013

  For example

  Hi, I'm Mr Big Cat and I'm a pretty big deal.

  I'm famous for being the saviour of turf wars but I'm also well known for being the ayatollah of Turf and Roller. See also yawn movement for more details.

  I'd like you to grant me world peace and an end to famine - because I'm sensitive to the needs of the world (that ones for the bitches)

  I have no other business to declare
• α∂∂ ᏢᏃm Dec 30, 2013

  I like turtles.💁
• Mr Big Cat Dec 30, 2013

  α∂∂ ᏢᏃm wrote:

  I like turtles.💁
  

  The teenage mutant kind? I approve
• Meh@Eh Dec 30, 2013

  α∂∂ ᏢᏃm wrote:

  I like trains 💁
  
• Johnny Cage Dec 30, 2013

  I thought I was awesome until I met Mr Big Cat.
• Hyena Dec 30, 2013

  Hi I'm Hyena and I'm a forum whore. I don't punch hop or plant turf anymore.... Well maybe the odd occassion here or there when motivated... 😼

  I'm famous for the RIP post thread, and finding They. (Though most of They have since left 1 remains on a regular basis and a couple of priests are still about...)

  For my one wish can I have a never emptying dram glass (only good single malts though please...)
• Mr Big Cat Dec 30, 2013

  Johnny Cage wrote:

  I thought I was awesome until I met Mr Big Cat.
  

  Is that when I turned you to stone in the begining of Mortal Kombat 2

  Side bit of trivia - best character in MK has to be Jax. Even more so when he has metal arms - what a bad ass
• Mr Big Cat Dec 30, 2013

  Hyena wrote:

  Hi I'm Hyena and I'm a forum whore. I don't punch hop or plant turf anymore.... Well maybe the odd occassion here or there when motivated... 😼

  I'm famous for the RIP post thread, and finding They. (Though most of They have since left 1 remains on a regular basis and a couple of priests are still about...)

  For my one wish can I have a never emptying dram glass (only good single malts though please...)
  

  Ahhhh H, we do offer never emptying glasses but the only ones available at present are for rum! Brighter note, they come with a big cat seal of approval!
• Hyena Dec 30, 2013

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  Hi I'm Hyena and I'm a forum whore. I don't punch hop or plant turf anymore.... Well maybe the odd occassion here or there when motivated... 😼

  I'm famous for the RIP post thread, and finding They. (Though most of They have since left 1 remains on a regular basis and a couple of priests are still about...)

  For my one wish can I have a never emptying dram glass (only good single malts though please...)
  

  Ahhhh H, we do offer never emptying glasses but the only ones available at present are for rum! Brighter note, they come with a big cat seal of approval!

  Damn BC, whilst I respect others choices I'm yet to find a rum I like....
• 🚶ickle mobster🚶 Dec 30, 2013

  I am ickle I used to play when game started then give up I am back now, I used to be a thorn in the side of certain players used to like a good long battle.
• Mr Big Cat Dec 30, 2013

  🚶ickle mobster🚶 wrote:

  I am ickle I used to play when game started then give up I am back now, I used to be a thorn in the side of certain players used to like a good long battle.
  

  I think u are underselling yourself brother !!!
• G E T C H Dec 30, 2013

  Hi, I'm the one and only cracka. I can't find my other account right now, but when I do I'm sure I will have it say something in regards to denying this post. I might even ER this account for posting this. (I'm rough on my alter egos.)

  I like dogs. But when I'm drunk like this, even a big cat that howls would do. Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
• CͣAͩNͩINE Dec 30, 2013

  〓 Ｇ Ｅ Ｔ Ｃ Ｈ 〓 wrote:

  Hi, I'm the one and only cracka. I can't find my other account right now, but when I do I'm sure I will have it say something in regards to denying this post. I might even ER this account for posting this. (I'm rough on my alter egos.)

  I like dogs. But when I'm drunk like this, even a big cat that howls would do. Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
  

  How much do you like dogs? 😍
• ☫🐓O JONES 2.0☫ Dec 30, 2013

  Hi I'm CocoJones I'm famous for nothing, if I'm known it's for not punching lol. I have been playing a very long time though.

  I wish for 10,000 mob if that ain't to much for ya almighty cat 😝
• Mr Big Cat Dec 30, 2013

  ☫🐓O JONES 2.0☫ wrote:

  Hi I'm CocoJones I'm famous for nothing, if I'm known it's for not punching lol. I have been playing a very long time though.

  I wish for 10,000 mob if that ain't to much for ya almighty cat 😝
  

  Coco, you are well known and thought of in my circles. A man of fine taste and laziness if memory serves!

  10k mob is on it's way my friend, wish granted. It just may take a little time to arrive
• Charlie Seiga Dec 30, 2013

  Hello Big Cat I'm Charlie.

  I'm probably more famous for taking over the Yawn thread whilst you are on your two or more year hiatus.

  One more wish would be either more instagram followers as I'm new at that, the ability to cut my adiction to big lady pillows or if not, the ability to understand youth speak as it's lost on me innit blud boyakasha wikiwiki waaawaaaa.
• G E T C H Dec 30, 2013

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  ☫🐓O JONES 2.0☫ wrote:

  Hi I'm CocoJones I'm famous for nothing, if I'm known it's for not punching lol. I have been playing a very long time though.

  I wish for 10,000 mob if that ain't to much for ya almighty cat 😝
  

  Coco, you are well known and thought of in my circles. A man of fine taste and laziness if memory serves!

  10k mob is on it's way my friend, wish granted. It just may take a little time to arrive
  

  You grant wishes? 😳
• 💙ⒶⒹⒹ🅢🅦🅐🅖🅖🅔🅡💙 Dec 30, 2013

  Hi BC,

  I'm Swagger, famous for playing the game in a unique way and coming out to this community.

  If you could grant me a wish, well I guess those who know me well enough can probably work that out.

  Now, retired from TW but lurk from time to time to see how everyone's doing :)

  Bron x
• HIGH-CAP Dec 30, 2013

  BC,
  Hi I'm HC. Know for nothing besides for high capacity magazines and being leveled every time I post in the fourms.

  If you as the largest and furiest cat in TW could grant me a few wishes: 7,016.5 mob and a large a** box of kitty litter.
• Mr Big Cat Dec 30, 2013

  Charlie Seiga wrote:

  Hello Big Cat I'm Charlie.

  I'm probably more famous for taking over the Yawn thread whilst you are on your two or more year hiatus.

  One more wish would be either more instagram followers as I'm new at that, the ability to cut my adiction to big lady pillows or if not, the ability to understand youth speak as it's lost on me innit blud boyakasha wikiwiki waaawaaaa.
  

  Charlie, I feel that you should get one of those 'boyfriend'
  Pillows that have an arm which can wrap around you... This will help with all of your woes. Including youth speak
• Mr Big Cat Dec 30, 2013

  💗sͣwͩaͩgger💗 wrote:

  Hi BC,

  I'm Swagger, famous for playing the game in a unique way and coming out to this community.

  If you could grant me a wish, well I guess those who know me well enough can probably work that out.

  Now, retired from TW but lurk from time to time to see how everyone's doing :)

  Bron x
  

  Swag I remember waaaay back when you literally were the best hopper around - all over the country before hopping was even remotely cool!!

  As for that wish , alas , I don't feel I can help much at the moment but plenty of good vibes and karma coming your way
• 〓ＣＨＵＣＫＹ〓 Dec 30, 2013

  Charles "Chucky The Enforcer" Pancamo is a fictional character in Turf Wars. Pancamo is a member of BAIC, a collection of mainly West Coast Turfers

  Prisoner #97P468. Convicted June 4, 1997 - Sentence: 35 years, eligible for parole in 15.

  Nicknamed, 'The Enforcer', Pancamo is an Italian-American turfer serving time for tying a woman in a bag and throwing her into the ocean. Extremely well armed and henched, he is primarily an enforcing member of BAIC. Pancamo runs the capping and taxing businesses in TW. He is one of the most feared men in BAIC. He is shown to be less cunning than other players such as Das and Sinister Vtec. However, he does find a way to come out of each situation on top and is one of the few players in Turf Wars to grow a large mob, waste tons of cash, and not reset or quit.

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chucky_Pancamo

  My wish is to be paroled. Keistering an I-phone wasn't so bad, but the I-pad (mini, fortunately) is a bit uncomfortable.
• Re🕶Load Dec 30, 2013

  Hmmm. Reaper. 💀. Fought with DBR. Lazy arse at mobbing. Quit twice. About to give it another go. Missed everyone.
• Charlie Seiga Dec 30, 2013

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  Charlie Seiga wrote:

  Hello Big Cat I'm Charlie.

  I'm probably more famous for taking over the Yawn thread whilst you are on your two or more year hiatus.

  One more wish would be either more instagram followers as I'm new at that, the ability to cut my adiction to big lady pillows or if not, the ability to understand youth speak as it's lost on me innit blud boyakasha wikiwiki waaawaaaa.
  

  Charlie, I feel that you should get one of those 'boyfriend'
  Pillows that have an arm which can wrap around you... This will help with all of your woes. Including youth speak

  I did have one but you need to give it back....
• doVa (RETIRED) Dec 30, 2013

  Hi, I'm Dova, as in Ben Dova. 😎😝

  I'm famous for making a really long fantasy/scifi story in the vendetta forum that by now really has no sensible plot (see "Munich. DEAMERICA killing me. Sure it will come for others. HELP").

  I'd like you to grant me 15k brens.

  Any other business... well I just hit my 1 year Turfiversary on Christmas 👏👏🎉🎉
• ༜ΣX༜ Dec 30, 2013

  Hi I'm oEXILEo
  Famous for been here there and everywhere maybe

  Maybe famous for rebuilding an old alliance bak from the ashes very soon😜👍
• Mr Big Cat Dec 30, 2013

  HIGH-CAP wrote:

  BC,
  Hi I'm HC. Know for nothing besides for high capacity magazines and being leveled every time I post in the fourms.

  If you as the largest and furiest cat in TW could grant me a few wishes: 7,016.5 mob and a large a** box of kitty litter.
  

  Wish granted ... Keep hitting that accept button and it WILL happen.

  As for the kitty litter, well that's a valuable commodity and one I'm not sure I'm inclined to share
• Mr Big Cat Dec 30, 2013

  Chucky Pancamo wrote:

  Charles "Chucky The Enforcer" Pancamo is a fictional character in Turf Wars. Pancamo is a member of BAIC, a collection of mainly West Coast Turfers

  Prisoner #97P468. Convicted June 4, 1997 - Sentence: 35 years, eligible for parole in 15.

  Nicknamed, 'The Enforcer', Pancamo is an Italian-American turfer serving time. Extremely well armed and henched, he is primarily an enforcing member of BAIC. Pancamo runs the capping and taxing businesses in TW. He is one of the most feared men in BAIC. one of the few players in Turf Wars to grow a large mob, waste tons of cash, and not reset or quit.

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chucky_Pancamo

  My wish is to be paroled. Keistering an I-phone wasn't so bad, but the I-pad is a bit uncomfortable.
  

  I feel a larger Anal cavity will assist the Keistering. As such I've arranged u a visit from big shlong John... He should stretch it out a bit
• Mr Big Cat Dec 30, 2013

  Reaper💀 wrote:

  Hmmm. Reaper. 💀. Fought with DBR. Lazy arse at mobbing. Quit twice. About to give it another go. Missed everyone.
  

  Reaps you forgot to mention you are the King of spin, the master of roller coaster.... The legend of Reaps lives on
• Ricky Spencini Dec 30, 2013

  I'm Ricky and I've been big cat approved !🐒👈

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