Why are the Wesleys so poor?
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They own land, a home, and a car. Their grown children seem to be doing well for themselves, and Arthur Weasley has a job in the government. What makes them so poor?
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Should I know who they are?
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💔HBK💔 wrote:
They're from the Harry Potter series.Should I know who they are?
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Maybe they cant stay outta Paddy Powers?
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I am guessing five kids in private school on a single income might do it. Arthur spends all his money on silly
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Too many kids man, that shit will fuck u up.
Buuuut my question is why do they need bags of cash, can't they just magic up food, clothes etc... So therefore money is surely just for the finer things in life... Like strippers
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
That's what I'm thinking. Why do they not just conjure up some nice affliction gear instead of wearing those ratty old clothes all the time?Too many kids man, that shit will fuck u up.
Buuuut my question is why do they need bags of cash, can't they just magic up food, clothes etc... So therefore money is surely just for the finer things in life... Like strippers
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Fuck yeah man, hell if they are struggling with the spells why not Russell up some Tap Out - that shit should be easier.Mr Big Cat wrote:
That's what I'm thinking. Why do they not just conjure up some nice affliction gear instead of wearing those ratty old clothes all the time?Too many kids man, that shit will fuck u up.
Buuuut my question is why do they need bags of cash, can't they just magic up food, clothes etc... So therefore money is surely just for the finer things in life... Like strippers
Man I'd be a sick wizard.
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
He's spent everything on DP to get BrensThey own land, a home, and a car. Their grown children seem to be doing well for themselves, and Arthur Weasley has a job in the government. What makes them so poor?
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
In the last book it mentions that certain things like food and money can't be conjured out of nothing. Dunno about clothes though, maybe they're all hipsters?Mr Big Cat wrote:
That's what I'm thinking. Why do they not just conjure up some nice affliction gear instead of wearing those ratty old clothes all the time?Too many kids man, that shit will fuck u up.
Buuuut my question is why do they need bags of cash, can't they just magic up food, clothes etc... So therefore money is surely just for the finer things in life... Like strippers
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You will always be poor no matter how much money you make if you spend more than what you make.
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They're not poor, they just pretend to be so they get sympathy. Secretly they have a hidden underground mansion in a disused ICBM silo that contains home theatre, bedrooms each with ensure, grandballroom and an indoor ten pin bowling alley.
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Brad Lovegrove wrote:
Or maybe it boils down to magic ethics.☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
In the last book it mentions that certain things like food and money can't be conjured out of nothing. Dunno about clothes though, maybe they're all hipsters?Mr Big Cat wrote:
That's what I'm thinking. Why do they not just conjure up some nice affliction gear instead of wearing those ratty old clothes all the time?Too many kids man, that shit will fuck u up.
Buuuut my question is why do they need bags of cash, can't they just magic up food, clothes etc... So therefore money is surely just for the finer things in life... Like strippers
Whatever it is, Harry Potter sucks balls.
Read some David Gemmel or The Dragon Lance Chronicles.
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Hyena wrote:
Are you thinking what I'm thinking Hyena?They're not poor, they just pretend to be so they get sympathy. Secretly they have a hidden underground mansion in a disused ICBM silo that contains home theatre, bedrooms each with ensure, grandballroom and an indoor ten pin bowling alley.
Is it time for another mansion tour? 😜👍
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Brad Lovegrove wrote:
Ah that's a good point, but u could blatantly use magic to steal some munch off of Muggles then... whammy... Money is back in their pockets for the finer things in life.... Like strippers.☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
In the last book it mentions that certain things like food and money can't be conjured out of nothing. Dunno about clothes though, maybe they're all hipsters?Mr Big Cat wrote:
That's what I'm thinking. Why do they not just conjure up some nice affliction gear instead of wearing those ratty old clothes all the time?Too many kids man, that shit will fuck u up.
Buuuut my question is why do they need bags of cash, can't they just magic up food, clothes etc... So therefore money is surely just for the finer things in life... Like strippers
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Yes I second the David gemmell books
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тʊʀғᵃ - ʀㅌҭɪʀㅌƌ wrote:
Oh no not another mansion tour lolHyena wrote:
Are you thinking what I'm thinking Hyena?They're not poor, they just pretend to be so they get sympathy. Secretly they have a hidden underground mansion in a disused ICBM silo that contains home theatre, bedrooms each with ensure, grandballroom and an indoor ten pin bowling alley.
Is it time for another mansion tour? 😜👍
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The Weasleys?
Magic
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
How bout magic on strippers? Clothes come off for $$ why not magic?Brad Lovegrove wrote:
Ah that's a good point, but u could blatantly use magic to steal some munch off of Muggles then... whammy... Money is back in their pockets for the finer things in life.... Like strippers.☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
In the last book it mentions that certain things like food and money can't be conjured out of nothing. Dunno about clothes though, maybe they're all hipsters?Mr Big Cat wrote:
That's what I'm thinking✂️Too many kids man, that shit will fuck u up.Buuuut my question is why do they need bags of cash, can't they just magic up food, clothes etc... So therefore money is surely just for the finer things in life... Like strippers
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Cuz it's a story, Billy. It's not reality. And poverty always makes for a better story. Ask the Kardashians.
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The Saw wrote:
Huh??? What is this Reality you speak of????Cuz it's a story, Billy. It's not reality. And poverty always makes for a better story. Ask the Kardashians.
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It doesn't make a lot of sense because in book four- the one where they go to the Quidditch World Cup- they have that luxurious tent that is basically like a tardis. It makes you wonder, if their tent is all snazzy why is the burrow so humble? Who owns a badass tent that's bigger on the inside than on the outside when they don't have a decent home, or robes? They need to get their priorities straight.
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💋ƀཞḭʑʑ💋 wrote:
Same with the redneck in the trailer park. $50,000 truck parked outside.It doesn't make a lot of sense because in book four- the one where they go to the Quidditch World Cup- they have that luxurious tent that is basically like a tardis. It makes you wonder, if their tent is all snazzy why is the burrow so humble? Who owns a badass tent that's bigger on the inside than on the outside when they don't have a decent home, or robes? They need to get their priorities straight.
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Boner Jams '03 wrote:
Aint nothin wrong with that.💋ƀཞḭʑʑ💋 wrote:
Same with the redneck in the trailer park. $50,000 truck parked outside.It doesn't make a lot of sense because in book four- the one where they go to the Quidditch World Cup- they have that luxurious tent that is basically like a tardis. It makes you wonder, if their tent is all snazzy why is the burrow so humble? Who owns a badass tent that's bigger on the inside than on the outside when they don't have a decent home, or robes? They need to get their priorities straight.
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What's Harry potter?
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