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Please allow me to re-introduce myself

• Mr Big Cat Dec 27, 2013

  My name is Cat, C to the A T.

  I've travelled the turf map. Lost plenty of turf and taken back less than I'd have liked. I don't mob up, this mob I do have is full of ninjas and pirates.

  Saviour of the Turf Wars, the Ayatollah of Turf and roller, Mr Big Cat... The return is Cometh...
• Mr Big Cat Dec 27, 2013

  I'm so good at turf wars that Mickey Dunn politely asked if I could stay retired as his mob aren't interested in going against the great one.

  I'm so good at Turf Wars that I make Hardcore look like a channel 5 porno
• Ojibwe Dec 27, 2013

  You just wake up?
• LaTortuga Dec 27, 2013

  Welcome back Cat! I like Cats they have more personality than Dogs. Turtles are better because we take our homes with us. I'm sure your bored by this conversation... Yawn... Me too 👍🐢
• Marilyn Dec 27, 2013

  Don't trust this guy, he stole my fish n chips.
• Mr Big Cat Dec 27, 2013

  I am so good at Turf Wars I got Jonny O drinking Decaf.

  I'm so good at turf wars that I killed off the dinosaurs - t-Rex is next.

  I'm so good at turf wars I made big hank fake his death
• Mr Big Cat Dec 27, 2013

  Marilyn wrote:

  Don't trust this guy, he stole my fish n chips.
  

  I'm so good at turf wars I put my own batter on Maz's fish and chips
• Mr Big Cat Dec 27, 2013

  I'm so good at Turf wars I created the Yawn movement.

  I'm so bloody fantastic at life that I've won the game of life twice this year.

  I'm so good at Turf Wars Nick pays me to play ...
• Mr Big Cat Dec 27, 2013

  I'm so good at turf wars I made Rud smell of roses not 💩

  I'm so good at turf wars I make Midnite want to change his name to midday.

  I retired Britfury and Smasher (twice)
• G E T C H Dec 27, 2013

  But Mr Big Cat, could you please tell us how good you are?
• Mr Big Cat Dec 27, 2013

  〓 Ｇ Ｅ Ｔ Ｃ Ｈ 〓 wrote:

  But Mr Big Cat, could you please tell us how good you are?
  

  I'm so good at Turf Wars G that I don't need to constantly tell everyone how good I am at turf wars....

  ..... But I am good a turf wars....

  .... Like really good.
• 〓 S E E K E R 〓 Dec 27, 2013

  😒 1km away and I can't cap you. You ARE good at TW.
• Mr Big Cat Dec 27, 2013

  〓 S E E K E R 〓 wrote:

  😒 1km away and I can't cap you. You ARE good at TW.
  

  I'm a pretty big deal. Just saying
• Hyena Dec 27, 2013

  Mr BC, great to see you. But I'm not sure others understand your importance to the game....
• Mr Big Cat Dec 27, 2013

  Hyena wrote:

  Mr BC, great to see you. But I'm not sure others understand your importance to the game....
  

  I've been silent for too long brother, names have changed, faces are different.... But it makes no diff to me 🙈🙈🙈
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Dec 27, 2013

  Yawn. 😴💤💤💤
• Mr Big Cat Dec 27, 2013

  ★ՏωɑɱpƊṏɳĸɛʏ★ wrote:

  Yawn. 😴💤💤💤
  

  Before Swampdonkey went one on one with me he was known as freshwater stallion ... But after the defeat no1 could look at him in the same way
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Dec 27, 2013

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  ★ՏωɑɱpƊṏɳĸɛʏ★ wrote:

  Yawn. 😴💤💤💤
  

  Before Swampdonkey went one on one with me he was known as freshwater stallion ... But after the defeat no1 could look at him in the same way

  Damn straight. Time for a nap. You can join me, but don't cuddle with me again.
• 🐕Travdog70🐕 Dec 27, 2013

  Holy shit thy yawneth hath came full circle , now wake up, rise up anfdjdkb...... 😴💤💤💤💤💤
• Mr Big Cat Dec 27, 2013

  ★ՏωɑɱpƊṏɳĸɛʏ★ wrote:

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  ★ՏωɑɱpƊṏɳĸɛʏ★ wrote:

  Yawn. 😴💤💤💤
  

  Before Swampdonkey went one on one with me he was known as freshwater stallion ... But after the defeat no1 could look at him in the same way

  Damn straight. Time for a nap. You can join me, but don't cuddle with me again.

  But I like your scent!
• Mr Big Cat Dec 27, 2013

  ★TЯΛVDOG★ wrote:

  Holy shit thy yawneth hath came full circle , now wake up, rise up anfdjdkb...... 😴💤💤💤💤💤
  

  Phew... All that excitement is exhausting!
• ZRAYGO Dec 27, 2013

  Nice pussy
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Dec 27, 2013

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  ★ՏωɑɱpƊṏɳĸɛʏ★ wrote:

  Mr Big Cat wrote:

  ★ՏωɑɱpƊṏɳĸɛʏ★ wrote:

  Yawn. 😴💤💤💤
  

  Before Swampdonkey went one on one with me he was known as freshwater stallion ... But after the defeat no1 could look at him in the same way

  Damn straight. Time for a nap. You can join me, but don't cuddle with me again.

  But I like your scent!

  Um. It's just swamp ass. I can show you how to get it. And ya save a ton on toilet paper!
• 💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Dec 27, 2013

  BC...the legend returneth,you will never smell another pussy that smells so fresh👍👍👍
• Re🕶Load Dec 27, 2013

  BC. A TW legend. Welcome back mate😊😊😊👍
• Hyena Dec 27, 2013

  ★ЯUDGICUS★ wrote:

  BC...the legend returneth,you will never smell another pussy that smells so fresh👍👍👍
  

  Or a cat that returns so fast when a bottle of Sailor Jerry's is cracked....
• s hater the 2nd Dec 27, 2013

  Dude your awesome, but how awesome of a turf wars player are you? ( this is only my second account btw)
• ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Dec 27, 2013

  s hater the 2nd wrote:

  Dude your awesome, but how awesome of a turf wars player are you? ( this is only my second account btw)
  

  "Only"
• s hater the 2nd Dec 27, 2013

  Yeah only and I'm setting up my 3rd
• Hyena Dec 27, 2013

  s hater the 2nd wrote:

  Yeah only and I'm setting up my 3rd
  

  Sush, this is off topic. This thread is about the awesomeness of Mr BC. Yawneth be praised.

  Please take your muling elsewhere....
• Mr Big Cat Dec 27, 2013

  s hater the 2nd wrote:

  Dude your awesome, but how awesome of a turf wars player are you? ( this is only my second account btw)
  

  I'm soooooo good at turf wars that I am your third account 🐴

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