Ok guys 😳 this is serious 👍

Forums › General Discussion › Ok guys 😳 this is serious 👍

P😈Loco(E771) Dec 24, 2013

I fell asleep with my hand curled up into a fist but with my thumb tucked under my fingers and slid it under my pillow. There was enough pressure to cut off the blood circulation and now I can't feel my thumb and its like three times it's size swollen and super hard almost like if I have a plastic baby tomato on my hand.......... WTF do I do 😣
★DΞICIDΞ★ Dec 24, 2013

doctors office
★DΞICIDΞ★ Dec 24, 2013

or cut your losses , so to speak
✂
★DΞICIDΞ★ Dec 24, 2013

if you punch codes with a keyboard one thumb isn't that big of a loss.
P😈Loco(E771) Dec 24, 2013

Oh dammit
I don't want to be the next OTB
And I'm Mexican we never go to the doctors 😂
I mean it doesn't hurt or anything I'm just scared that the blood inside might be dead from lack of oxygen and would make me sick or something
P😈Loco(E771) Dec 24, 2013

Deicide wrote:
if you punch codes with a keyboard one thumb isn't that big of a loss.

But it's my nice thumb 😥
My other thumb is all jacked up
P😈Loco(E771) Dec 24, 2013

😳😳😳😳😳
When I squeeze it it feels like a giant pimple......
😣Ok now it hurts shouldn't have squeezed it
〓ＣＨＵＣＫＹ〓 Dec 24, 2013

Hitchhike to ER
★DΞICIDΞ★ Dec 24, 2013

yeah... hitchhiking at least once is a must. :)
The Greek™ Dec 24, 2013

Whenever I have a serious problem, the first thing I turn to is the TW discussion forum! 👍👍
★DΞICIDΞ★ Dec 24, 2013

we could come up with a list of possible uses for a swollen thumb......
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Dec 24, 2013

Chucky Pancamo wrote:
Hitchhike to ER

😂😂😂😂😂 took me a second
★DΞICIDΞ★ Dec 24, 2013

The Greekᵗᵡ wrote:
Whenever I have a serious problem, the first thing I turn to is the TW discussion forum! 👍👍

that's cause everyone knows the best and most trusted advice comes from the tw community.
U-571 Dec 24, 2013

masturbate. you now can claim you had a stranger do it
P😈Loco(E771) Dec 24, 2013

Deicide wrote:
The Greekᵗᵡ wrote:
Whenever I have a serious problem, the first thing I turn to is the TW discussion forum! 👍👍

that's cause everyone knows the best and most trusted advice comes from the tw community.
😝
P😈Loco(E771) Dec 24, 2013

тнє ℓσтυѕ ρσ∂ wrote:
masturbate. you now can claim you had a stranger do it

😛😀😐😕😶
But it's just my thumb 😵
Anyways I just went to my mom for help. She works in the medical field anyways so whatever all she did was give me some pill and said keep my thumb taped to my index finger..... I wouldn't be able to type this fast enough or well enough if I listened xD I tried but after not being able to even eat correctly, climb a ladder, open my drink, I said fuck it and removed the tape
It does feel better though. I can move it a lot better at least lmao
Boner Jams '03 Dec 24, 2013

P😈Loco(E771) wrote:
тнє ℓσтυѕ ρσ∂ wrote:
masturbate. you now can claim you had a stranger do it

😛😀😐😕😶
But it's just my thumb 😵
Anyways I just went to my mom for help. She works in the medical field anyways so whatever all she did was give me some pill and said keep my thumb taped to my index finger..... I wouldn't be able to type this fast enough or well enough if I listened xD I tried but after not being able to even eat correctly, climb a ladder, open my drink, I said fuck it and removed the tape
It does feel better though. I can move it a lot better at least lmao
Good to hear it is better. Next time don't fall asleep with it up your ass.
P😈Loco(E771) Dec 24, 2013

Boner Jams '03 wrote:
P😈Loco(E771) wrote:
тнє ℓσтυѕ ρσ∂ wrote:
masturbate. you now can claim you had a stranger do it

😛😀😐😕😶
But it's just my thumb 😵
Anyways I just went to my mom for help. She works in the medical field anyways so whatever all she did was give me some pill and said keep my thumb taped to my index finger..... I wouldn't be able to type this fast enough or well enough if I listened xD I tried but after not being able to even eat correctly, climb a ladder, open my drink, I said fuck it and removed the tape
It does feel better though. I can move it a lot better at least lmao
Good to hear it is better. Next time don't fall asleep with it up your ass.
BUT HOW ELSE WOULD I STOP THE ANAL LEAKAGE
😂😂😂😂
ᏰᏝᏫᎧᎠᎽ☠ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ Dec 24, 2013

Just poke a hole in it to release the pressure...
Ꭱ3V Dec 24, 2013

Chucky Pancamo wrote:
Hitchhike to ER

You'll get picked up for sure!
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Dec 25, 2013

The Greekᵗᵡ wrote:
Whenever I have a serious problem, the first thing I turn to is the TW discussion forum! 👍

Fixed
Ʈɧєℜєɖєєɱєℜ Dec 25, 2013

I bet you could find some weird chick to suck on it... Lol
🐕Travdog70🐕 Dec 25, 2013

Suck on it
〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Dec 25, 2013

All the answers you seek can be found in the bathroom. Be sure to shut the door tightly.
UИCLΞ Dec 25, 2013

Hmmm, after careful consideration .... I think you should not go to bed angry or anxious...... Cap and slam dunk everyone in your fight list beforehand .