Things you may or may not have known about ʗ☈ʘ🔪ϻẠǤ

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🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Dec 20, 2013

His birth name was Harvey Lipschitz. Having been mercilessly teased as a youth, on Dec 17th 1984, on his 18th Birthday he had his name legally changed to Marvin Lipschitz.

In college Marvin was often heard bragging to anyone who would listen about his athletic and sexual prowess. On more than one occasion he was even heard to say that it was all in the genes and that he was chromosomial magnificent. Once his fraternity buddies caught wind of this, he was forever dubbed Cro-Mag.
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Dec 20, 2013

ʗ☈ʘ was raised as a devout Buddhist in his youth but after being exposed to the world and enrolling in several theology & philosophy classes, he decided Buddhism was no longer working for him. At age 26, ʗ☈ʘ converted to Judaism. While ʗ☈ʘ, known as Schmekel to his congregants, is adamant that this was his true calling, most believe that he simply converted for the benefits of having a bar mitzvah from which he promptly used the proceeds of, to get himself a circumcision. Much to his extreme disappointment, it quickly became apparent that removal of the foreskin DID NOT give the perception of extra length.

As he aged, ʗ☈ʘ🔪ϻẠǤ became farsighted, eventually progressing to the point of no longer being able to make out most characters on an Idevice. As such, the 🔪 in his name was purely a mistake. He was under the impression it was a marital aid when he selected it, which ironically would have perfectly symbolized the stark contrasts between his perceived views vs real world views of his abilities.
★CHUCKDΛVΞ★ Dec 21, 2013

😂😂😂 Saba I think you found your niche. Writing obituaries for reset players. Keep it up buddy!
★ΛРΛСHΞ CΛT★ Dec 21, 2013

Surely there's more??
ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ Dec 21, 2013

No wizards or dragons?
U-571 Dec 21, 2013

★CHUCKDΛVΞ★ wrote:
😂😂😂 Saba I think you found your niche. Writing obituaries for reset players. Keep it up buddy!

lmao yes
MAL👊 Dec 21, 2013

★CHUCKDΛVΞ★ wrote:
😂😂😂 Saba I think you found your niche. Writing obituaries for reset players. Keep it up buddy!

Strong work!
🍄💀DANZIG💀 ⌖🔥 Dec 23, 2013

Phht!!! I just farted on the topic..
★Λddi★ Dec 23, 2013

🔥GlennAnzal⌖ne🔥 wrote:
Phht!!! I just farted on the topic..

I thought I saw something leaking out of your ass...
🍄💀DANZIG💀 ⌖🔥 Dec 23, 2013

Most likely your turf I was "composting".
ʗɛяέąƖ~ཞɛϮĭཞέⅅ Dec 23, 2013

Lol
★Λddi★ Dec 23, 2013

🔥GlennAnzal⌖ne🔥 wrote:
Most likely your turf I was "composting".

What the one or two you've capped so far? You shouldn't run a compost at half tilt. ;)