The most awful thing just happened to me.

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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Dec 2, 2013

I was driving and saw a Ford Ranger on it's side in the creek. I climbed down the 20 foot bank into the freezing water to check inside. There wasn't anybody in it. When I climbed back up the bank, I got in some dog shit and got it all over me.
ᎠR☠ULZᎽ✯И~山~Я✧ Dec 2, 2013

Is that worse than the time you scarfed down the raw chicken?
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Dec 2, 2013

They tricked you HB! They tricked you with poo!
lolbananalol2 Dec 2, 2013

Lol
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Dec 2, 2013

ulyanov wrote:
Is that worse than the time you scarfed down the raw chicken?

It's close.
4nick8r Dec 2, 2013

My friend slipped in dog shit & broke his arm just last week. Weakest broken bone story ever (except fot mine, but thats a secret). It smells like a conspiracy to me, or maybe it's just been a shitty week.
lolbananalol2 Dec 2, 2013

That's funny!
💮 SΦLDΛΤΦ 💮 Dec 2, 2013

ulyanov wrote:
Is that worse than the time you scarfed down the raw chicken?

Ha ha nice one...
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Dec 3, 2013

Pffftttt. I put my foot through a window before playing on my ipad (it may have been TW).
Got a big ole scar on my leg, and pissed off my parents.
Luckly I didn't have to pay to repair the window.
💮 SΦLDΛΤΦ 💮 Dec 3, 2013

🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Pffftttt. I put my foot through a window before playing on my ipad (it may have been TW).
Got a big ole scar on my leg, and pissed off my parents.
Luckly I didn't have to pay to repair the window.

Woah badass....
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Dec 3, 2013

I broke mum's windshield once ... I can tell you, bricks do create the most beautiful spiderweb pattern in laminated glass.
$200 later and I had learned my lesson (lol, not really)

Oh, wasn't this thread about breaking glass? Sorry. 😜
ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ❤ᵃᵈᵈƦƴɗ Dec 3, 2013

😱 $200 for a windshield
😩 the cheapest I can find is $800 plus installation😷
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Dec 4, 2013

ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ❤ᵃᵈᵈƦƴɗ wrote:
😱 $200 for a windshield
😩 the cheapest I can find is $800 plus installation😷

What kind of car do you have?
Bearing in mind also that this happened some ten years ago, and it was a crappy little minivan type car.

I think we may also be on opposite sides of the world😜
4nick8r Dec 4, 2013

ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ❤ᵃᵈᵈƦƴɗ wrote:
😱 $200 for a windshield
😩 the cheapest I can find is $800 plus installation😷

That's because you live on a rock (a beautiful one) in the middle of the Pacific. Everything except surfboards & cocoanuts cost more there. 🏄🏄🏄🏄 🌈🌈🌈🌴🌴🌴🌴
The Saw Dec 4, 2013

Billy, it might have been worse to find someone in the Ranger. I think your cup is actually half full.
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4nick8r wrote:
ℒ੫ѵℬуɾძ❤ᵃᵈᵈƦƴɗ wrote:
😱 $200 for a windshield
😩 the cheapest I can find is $800 plus installation😷

That's because you live on a rock (a beautiful one) in the middle of the Pacific. Everything except surfboards & cocoanuts cost more there. 🏄🏄🏄🏄 🌈🌈🌈🌴🌴🌴🌴
What are cocoanuts? 😝