Words of "Wisdom"
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  In my English class we had to come up with 3 "meditations" weeeelll mine were on family life and health...they were ... The younger brothers you annoy now may one day be navy seals... And... An orange a day keeps the scurvys away.... I need one more what do you guys have.... 
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  Slip slop slap? 
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  Uhhh...... Don't "do" other if u don't wanna be done? Idk lol 
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  To capture or not to capture... That is the question! 
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  ⚡NAILZ⚡ wrote: Don't forget seek and slide....Slip slop slap? 
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  Never trust a colonial!!! Wise words from a British general during the US war for independence...🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 I want me tea back!!! 
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  glman wrote: Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter-accusations. ;-)In my English class we had to come up with 3 "meditations" weeeelll mine were on family life and health...they were ... The younger brothers you annoy now may one day be navy seals... And... An orange a day keeps the scurvys away.... I need one more what do you guys have.... 
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  Don't pick up the soap. 
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  No matter where you go, there you are. 
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  Or the true words of wisdom to live by. 
 Be careful of the toes you step on today. The might be connected to the ass you'll have to kiss tomorrow.
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  "The Man" wrote: NiceDon't pick up the soap. 
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  Bip. Bap. Bam. Welcome to turf wars 
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  Never stick your fingers in anything you wouldn't stick your dick in to! 👍 sound advice that's saved me a finger or two over the years! 
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  Women are like guns. Look after them. Hold them firmly but gently in your hands and then fire off a couple of rounds into your target 
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  You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' nose 
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  If you go to bed with a hitchy bottom, you will wake up with a smelly finger. 
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  randombloke wrote: Lmao like that oneWomen are like guns. Look after them. Hold them firmly but gently in your hands and then fire off a couple of rounds into your target 
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  Euro✯ wrote: 😹😹😹If you go to bed with a hitchy bottom, you will wake up with a smelly finger. 
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  "As long as you are the one giving. It's just another piece of ass. It's when you're receiving that it's homosexuality." 
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  "im gona shove my boot so far up my ass your going to have to puke it up" 
 -MR.Tom
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  Keep out of the black and in the red, u get nothing in this game for two in a bed! 
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  He who go to bed with an itchy ass wake up with smelly finger 
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  Don't eat yellow snow! 
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  Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. 
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  Bridgwater Boss wrote: NiceDon't eat yellow snow! 
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  Warning: さはなかあたさはなかあた 
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  []D[][]V[][]D™ wrote: Wow. Seriously!?Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. 
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  Don't be silly, protect your willy. 
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