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My petty revenge story
Background: Yesterday I'm driving from home to my hunting place (to get it ready for the season) which is about three hours away. My uncle has to pee, so we make a stop at a gas station in bum funk Egypt. As I'm about to use the restroom, something catches my eye. It's Cadbury Creme eggs Halloween addition. I CANT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE THOSE.. Anyway, as I pick up four of them delicious Creme filled delights and bring them up to the counter and she said they cost 5.61 or something close to that. I was expecting to spend 2 or 3 dollars for them. I didn't hassle her or anything I just said "wow, those are expensive" and she agreed. Fast forward to today, we're driving home and I see that I'm about to get to that tiny town that has the gas station. I ask if we can stop, next thing I know I'm walking into the gas station who I feel ripped me off, who has the same clerk working. I go to the stand and get four Cadbury Creme eggs.
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She remembers me. She charges me $5.61 again, I oblige and give her $6, but this time, I ask for the receipt. She hesitates. Says "I threw it away" and I ask her nicely if she can get it for me.
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Well she does and it reads SIX CADBURY CREME EGGS, THE B**** CHARGED ME FOR SIX! I then said, " I see what you did there" she probably had charged me for six when I had gotten four and eaten the two extra from the display or something. I didn't ask for my money back, but I did use the restroom and purposely peed on the seat. Call me immature but I'd do it again. I felt and feel so much better.
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Lol not bad ideas, I didn't have a steamer ready to pop though
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My dearest brother from another mother....
You know what you should have done, but just didnt think of it...
You should have honored your name, and put some of that fine odor producing magic spell on her... And who cares if you conveniëntly slip a wrong word in there and make her produce the biggest splatty farts she could imagine?
On the other hand, chances are that the plumming couldnt handle the amount of sewage beeing produced, thereby flooding the rest of the region with "fart surprise" 😷
Sigh....
One can only dream, right?
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Speak to rud, he will point you in the right direction with regards to 💩 and anything of a 💩 nature lol
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🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
Sorry to dissapoint brother, I just unleashed what needed to be released.My dearest brother from another mother....
You know what you should have done, but just didnt think of it...
You should have honored your name, and put some of that fine odor producing magic spell on her... And who cares if you conveniëntly slip a wrong word in there and make her produce the biggest splatty farts she could imagine?
On the other hand, chances are that the plumming couldnt handle the amount of sewage beeing produced, thereby flooding the rest of the region with "fart surprise" 😷
Sigh....
One can only dream, right?
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Is this thread dedicated to me?
You should have told her you were calling the cops and see what she did next.
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I've seen this more in more in my state.
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Ùℵɖḝཞ Ʈʘώ wrote:
Seen what? People who charge to many Cadbury crene and eat the left over? It's a serious issue.I've seen this more in more in my state.
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