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What dumb things have you done whilst drunk?
Today i had a nap in the wine isle of tesco 🍷🍷 -
I don't remember... But there was a baby in my closet, a tiger in my bathroom, and I was missing a tooth. 😳
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i started playing global supremacy. bad rum! look what you made me do!
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I found myself capping you, while in a stuber. Lol
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I got a smiley face tattoo on my knee.
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A friand of mine managed to call me up to give him a ride home, forgetting that I drive a motorcycle... No way I was letting his drunk arse on that thing.
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Called my pal, so drunk I forgot he was all prissy about his precious motorcycle, had to walk home.
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Safety reasons, Chucky. My bike's a piece. ;)
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Got together with my daughter's mom in 2000. Quit drinking in 2003 and broke up with her.
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Started drinking in 2003 and met this great chick. Been together ever since...
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Unfortunate coincidental timelines and drink habits?
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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
👆👆👆 this made me laugh very hard haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂Started drinking in 2003 and met this great chick. Been together ever since...
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I downloaded a game called global supremacy!
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🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
Me too - I'm taking a 💩 and I'm pretty sure my neighbours heard me 😳😝〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
👆👆👆 this made me laugh very hard haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂Started drinking in 2003 and met this great chick. Been together ever since...
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I saw the title and thought it was a self promoting post. Guess I was wrong
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Had sex with Miley Cyrus
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Latin♛King wrote:
Aha that was good 😬I saw the title and thought it was a self promoting post. Guess I was wrong
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m00sekill wrote:
👆😂👆Had sex with Miley Cyrus
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Made a giant tower out of starburst
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Chucky Pancamo wrote:
I'd me more concerned that his drunk ass would drop off the back and become a speed bump on the highway. But yeah, stomach acids will fuck up your saddlebags.Called my pal, so drunk I forgot he was all prissy about his precious motorcycle, had to walk home.
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Roger That wrote:
Chucky Pancamo wrote:
I'd me more concerned that his drunk ass would drop off the back and become a speed bump on the highway. But yeah, stomach acids will fuck up your saddlebags.Called my pal, so drunk I forgot he was all prissy about his precious motorcycle, had to walk home.
My point exactly. Drunk people don't have much concern for safety, I've noticed.
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Wolfe Brothers wrote:
So I have never been drunk I just wanted to say that motorcycles are awesome.A friand of mine managed to call me up to give him a ride home, forgetting that I drive a motorcycle... No way I was letting his drunk arse on that thing.
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Scarlet Luck wrote:
Way to necro a dead thread to say this. How many pages back did you have to go to exhume this?Wolfe Brothers wrote:
So I have never been drunk I just wanted to say that motorcycles are awesome.A friand of mine managed to call me up to give him a ride home, forgetting that I drive a motorcycle... No way I was letting his drunk arse on that thing.
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〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 wrote:
I think 4 or 5 pages. I was bored...Scarlet Luck wrote:
Way to necro a dead thread to say this. How many pages back did you have to go to exhume this?Wolfe Brothers wrote:
So I have never been drunk I just wanted to say that motorcycles are awesome.A friand of mine managed to call me up to give him a ride home, forgetting that I drive a motorcycle... No way I was letting his drunk arse on that thing.
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Chucky Pancamo wrote:
Funniest thing I've read on forums in a year.Called my pal, so drunk I forgot he was all prissy about his precious motorcycle, had to walk home.
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Dislocated my shoulder when climbing over a wall and jumping down. Street was closer by than I thought.
Breaking a front tooth in half with a beer bottle when walking and drinking at the same time and so not seeing a step.
Lotsa 'day after' puking incidents.
Nit drinking that much anymore nowadays though 😁
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Spoke to someone's girlfriend last night and caused a fight 😂
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Let it be known that I barely remember this incident: a good mate told me about it the next day.
Well, I was at a huge new-year party a couple of years ago, and was blind drunk when I noticed that there was a bouncing castle in the yard. Well, I wanted to have a shot on it, but there was some random 5 year old kid already playing on it. Story goes that I tried to get into a fight with the poor kid, but before he could react I fell over and passed out on a rock garden. So there I was, sleeping under a giant inflatable toy on a bed of rocks, and the kid just kept on bouncing on me.
I do vaguely remember waking up and being surprised at how wonderfully comfortable rocks could be whilst inebriated ...
Moral of the story - when you're drunk, a kid can knock you out with a single look. Lol
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took a shit in my pool because i thought it was a giant toilet.
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Went for a ride in a lake on a boat...
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I woke up in a bath with the shower running in a hotel in Nottingham with medical tags on my ankles with my spectacles and phone missing. I still don't know what happened.
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