The tale of a noobish dutchman in canada
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There he was a bright shining dutch iphone knight that had just downloaded his third iphone game... The first two he did not like so he was starting to think iphone was kinda wacky. But to his suprise this was actually kinda fun, though there were a lot enemies around him... He sure should work to destroy em all since its a war game. After a week or so he defeated his first enemy ( jj nl ) the remnants are still to be seen in breda, the netherlands by the brown turf that he left behind.
Now the stunning fellow had his marching boots on and up he went to rotterdam. Which was very crowded so he decided to at least take out some of the smaller ones. But elas he capped the wrong player and was down ten turf from a bigger player. Now what did he do? Of course he threw a few shoes and heads but no response. To nobodys suprise he decided to spam and throw with ugly words.
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But than he met gameplan ( aka gayspam aka the mastermind of uncanny wisdom with an ugly car ;)) who taught him a little bit but never to much.... And the young kickass prince flew to canada cuz of the uncanny wisdom this man with a gay plan lay across.
Arriving in canada gp asked the legend from holland to join a v with midnite but this dark and ugly wizard also capped him before so i didnt want to join lol it was very strange ugly car guy ( gayspam ) never asked me he had such a strong friend .... Right?! Anyho...
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I now went to do my own thing met WEC which introduced me to pal ... Met redfox there.. Started a v for him against uhm ... I forgot ( cris and duair feel free to help out ) got capped out of a lot of places by havoc and co... Chased by duair and decided redfox and wec werent the right friends. Wec told me to not talk or engage duair, fachan ( but they were so big and i was to scared to lol ) and cris moltisanti ( or lootacris or immaculate c or whatever ugly name he chose this time ) so i went to cris which was great fun.
Well theres lots more but i got bored so fuck it ... I had great fun so thx to everyone involved ...
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Overall tw history :
Money spent : about € 180
Free respect points stolen by nick : thousands
Tw money : 315 B
Friends : in order of appearance : cris, fantic, larsioso, duair, cracka, monte cristo, add taz ( aka hero of breda ), subersticky, blamesday, sallymonster, wildeman, jess the best ( aka the thunder ), bodymachine ( aka bodyfffalane ), G , BRV and maybe katie ( not gonna name everyone sorry )Enemies in order of appearance : luvyduvydo, gameplan, midnite, the dark omen, @@d, mr jp - retired, msdaisy, rlmon, certusd, edd shot ( aka the darth vader of my story lol ) ... Wait no hes not my father he just went to the dark side ahaha bomp and footsoldier also sorry but im not gonna name everyone
Special enemy : billymfc for being able to defend in fifa
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Oh and gunnwr ... Damn those brits with their no jobs and always spare time to play FIFA ;)
Well thats my 50 cents for now 👍🍻
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Hahaahaa😂😂😂 you always make laugh mrstienen! Not how i remember thinks but ok. Nice story👍
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BAM!!!
Zo ne grote vuurbal op die z'n smoel, joneuh....
Nice story mister s 😉
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🇮🇹ɧơơƌƖůɱ🇮🇹 wrote:
Hahaahaa😂😂😂 you always make laugh mrstienen! Not how i remember thinks but ok. Nice story👍
U think u have a nice car?! ;) ahahaha
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I only have a 🚲😢
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🔥Mr⌖S🔥 wrote:
Overall tw history :
Money spent : about € 180
Free respect points stolen by nick : thousands
Tw money : 315 B
Friends : in order of appearance : cris, fantic, larsioso, duair, cracka, monte cristo, add taz ( aka hero of breda ), subersticky, blamesday, sallymonster, wildeman, jess the best ( aka the thunder ), bodymachine ( aka bodyfffalane ), G , BRV and maybe katie ( not gonna name everyone sorry )Enemies in order of appearance : luvyduvydo, gameplan, midnite, the dark omen, @@d, mr jp - retired, msdaisy, rlmon, certusd, edd shot ( aka the darth vader of my story lol ) ... Wait no hes not my father he just went to the dark side ahaha bomp and footsoldier also sorry but im not gonna name everyone
Special enemy : billymfc for being able to defend in fifa
... See you this Christmas season for the second annual assault on Breda! 🎅🎅🎅🎅
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Sweet tale Mr.S!! Now come here in RL and let's party!! 🍺🍺🍁🍁
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Where have you been Newblet lol
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Aight so i left some friends out ... Those will star in part two of this epic saga
Daisy ill keep the vs rolling than LOL lets hope gp ( aka hoodlum ) will help ya ;)
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Too late you already offended people.
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Boo... come back S! Your story needs far more chapters!
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Woot woot, good story . You introduced me to pal and We met in a spectacular manipulative way in Canada as well. And may we fight again together soon. Ill try to make it to Breda in time for Xmas ;)
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Ahem.....
Guess I didn't know you well enough -
Hey Mrs! 👍Good story! You tell it better when your drinkin though.
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Cris likes cake😏
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▫◽◻ㄥ☢☠Ϯཇя◼◾▪ wrote:
Cris likes cake😏
Holy snap!!! And the award for most ugly name goes to cris
And to all the haters there will be a part two so poo poo on you
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davey da kidd wrote:
Ahem.....
Guess I didn't know you well enoughEveryone knows ur story...
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Nice story old friend
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The whole gang is here haha
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He even woke up cris!
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