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• 〓 J C 〓 Sep 30, 2013

  Alright so here's the game, ill state a would you rather and everyone answers, if you have suggestions for more pm them to me and I'll put them on the list. Feel free to debate and explain yourselves
• 〓 J C 〓 Sep 30, 2013

  Would you rather?
  Have accordions for legs or a 5-inch long belly button that pulses to the beat of "puff the magic dragon" constantly?
• Ꭰаяκεя ᎠιgιтaƖ Sep 30, 2013

  Belly button
• ༦ᵑʂͦⱥͫɪͣŋͩϮ༤ Sep 30, 2013

  Legs
• Chilling Sep 30, 2013

  Belly button, legs would be very noisy.
• Jajaja Sep 30, 2013

  Question, is the bellybutton bendable or stiff? If it's bendable then I'd go with that you can always wear something to cover it
• CopperTop Sep 30, 2013

  Legs. Can strap them things up and see the world from a different height.
• Hyena Sep 30, 2013

  Belly button, my kids love that song.
• ЅᎯℒℒᎽ☠ Sep 30, 2013

  Accordions for legs! I already have theme music 😎
• 〓 J C 〓 Oct 1, 2013

  Would you rather...
  Only eat beef jerky for the rest of your life or eat tomatoes for the rest of your life (pretend you don't die of malnutrition)
• ↝⃐↺ϻαѕѕαςʀɛ↻↜⃑ Oct 1, 2013

  〓 J C 〓 wrote:

  Would you rather...
  Only eat beef jerky for the rest of your life or eat tomatoes for the rest of your life (pretend you don't die of malnutrition)
  

  Beef jerky...duh
• ⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Oct 1, 2013

  If its like a second cock, I'll go with that. Imagine the possibilities, and it's a built in vibrator! Maybe I could get a 6 inch one so I don't feel inadequate. You could up the tempo to make up for the extra inch.
• ✦☠Sʘ͢U͡THPΛ͞W☠✦ Oct 1, 2013

  Beef jerky
• Պⱥץც_ㄥᵃŧɛя Oct 1, 2013

  Beef jerky all the way, there's so many flavors.
• 〓 J C 〓 Oct 1, 2013

  Would you rather... Sit through a meeting of congress (18 hours lets assume) or spend a week cleaning human waste out of flooded places in Colorado (6 hours a day, 7 days)
• CͣAͩNͩINE Oct 1, 2013

  Congress... Take in sunglasses and sleep 😎😴
• The Right Hand Oct 2, 2013

  CͣAͩNͩINE wrote:

  Congress... Take in sunglasses and sleep 😎😴
  

  I have a feeling a lot of the congress thinks the same way😉
• ✦☠Sʘ͢U͡THPΛ͞W☠✦ Oct 2, 2013

  The Right Hand wrote:

  CͣAͩNͩINE wrote:

  Congress... Take in sunglasses and sleep 😎😴
  

  I have a feeling a lot of the congress thinks the same way😉

  Ya. And congress easily. I was one who was flooded and it isn't fun. 1 ft deep of water in our basement
• 〓 J C 〓 Oct 2, 2013

  Would you rather...
  Have sex with Miley Cyrus or be forced to listen to "Friday" for the rest of your life?
• 𝙻𝚈𝙲𝙰𝙽 Oct 2, 2013

  Sex with Miley Cyrus. 😶
• М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ Oct 2, 2013

  Definatly sex with Hannah montana!!!!
• 『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Oct 2, 2013

  Listen to Friday. I could just play my music louder or put in earplugs. I am not touching that sad excuse for a human
• NaiBlanc Oct 2, 2013

  Sex with Miley Cyrus, but only if she was wearing a black bag over her head........
• CͣAͩNͩINE Oct 2, 2013

  Am I the only one that wouldn't say no to Miley???
• P😈Loco(E771) Oct 2, 2013

  М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ wrote:

  Definatly sex with Hannah montana!!!!
  

  It wouldn't be with Hannah Montana though. That was the good version of her. You'll be having sex with the drug filled bald no ass no muscle very squishy almost moist like a sponge that gives off suds and drips when you squeeze, Miley Cyrus.

  I've never heard Friday (assuming you're talking about Rebecca Black)
• NaiBlanc Oct 2, 2013

  P😈Loco(E771) wrote:

  М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ wrote:

  Definatly sex with Hannah montana!!!!
  

  It wouldn't be with Hannah Montana though. That was the good version of her. You'll be having sex with the drug filled bald no ass no muscle very squishy almost moist like a sponge that gives off suds and drips when you squeeze, Miley Cyrus.

  I've never heard Friday (assuming you're talking about Rebecca Black)
  

  Why do you think I stated having a black bag over her head......?
• JonahxHorror Oct 2, 2013

  Sex with Miley. Hot damn 😍
• P😈Loco(E771) Oct 2, 2013

  NaiBlanc wrote:

  P😈Loco(E771) wrote:

  М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ wrote:

  Definatly sex with Hannah montana!!!!
  

  It wouldn't be with Hannah Montana though. That was the good version of her. You'll be having sex with the drug filled bald no ass no muscle very squishy almost moist like a sponge that gives off suds and drips when you squeeze, Miley Cyrus.

  I've never heard Friday (assuming you're talking about Rebecca Black)
  

  Why do you think I stated having a black bag over her head......?

  Lmao
• P😈Loco(E771) Oct 2, 2013

  JonahxHorror wrote:

  Sex with Miley. Hot damn 😍
  

  ..... I'm assuming those who would love to bang her have no standards. No offense intended but yeah..... Getting married to a stripper is more ethical
• 〓 J C 〓 Oct 2, 2013

  Would you rather feel like you have to pee for the rest of your life or feel like you have to crap the rest of your life? (No relief at all, no pills, nothing)
• NaiBlanc Oct 2, 2013

  P😈Loco(E771) wrote:

  JonahxHorror wrote:

  Sex with Miley. Hot damn 😍
  

  ..... I'm assuming those who would love to bang her have no standards. No offense intended but yeah..... Getting married to a stripper is more ethical

  Oh yeah, and the comments in the best mans speech is along the lines of ".........and he said if we got married I could have more than $30 off him!!"
  😮😮😮

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