Yo momma jokez

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Spooks Feb 11, 2010

Yo momma so fat, stupid and clumsy, when she was on her way to k-mart she stumbled over wal-mart and landed right on target.!!!!
Spooks Feb 11, 2010

Yo momma so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway
🃏Public Enemy Feb 11, 2010

Y wouldn't people just post on the last one?
CannabalCatfish Feb 11, 2010

Ya mumma so fat that she said "don't try and start another one of these, just use the great one that is already going"
Spooks Feb 12, 2010

Bumper
Ldubs (inactiv) Feb 12, 2010

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Ldubs (inactiv) Feb 12, 2010

I fly like a butter fly sting like a bee, I slept with your momma now it stings when I pee!
Ldubs (inactiv) Feb 12, 2010

Your mom has three tounges and she talks like this,like this,like this
BENNEY Feb 12, 2010

Your mumma so fat when she fell in love she broke it
your mumma so fat her bath tub has stretch marks
anonymous Feb 12, 2010

Yo mamma so fat, when she ordered a water bed they put a shhet over the Atlantic. Yo mamma so stupid 1 day she was yelling into an envolope and when I asked her WTF she was doing she said "I'm sending voice mail". Yo mamma so stupid she threw a ball at the ground and missed. Yo mamma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Yo mamma so fat when her stomach wakes up her ass is asleep and by the time her ass is up, her stomach is asleep.