Toilet wisdom... Aka wall writing
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My fellow turfers,
In my travels across my country, at different jobsites or public toilets, i have come across some wierd, hilarious or pointless writings on them walls...Some of them ill never forget though, and i was wondering if any of you came across some of them that still make you chuckle. Example:
Here i sit and hesitate, should i shit or masterdebate? Maybe ill just scratch my balls, and write more bullshit on these walls...
Feel free to add your own "toilet wisdom" 😝
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Here I sit in a hell of a caper,
Came to shit but didn't bring any paper,
I hear my train leaving I must not linger,
So watch out ass here comes my finger -
Toilet tennis, look left, look right......
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Some come here to read and write , some come here to wonder ....
I come here to piss and shite , and fart away like thunder ... -
Got a private message of someone not beeing able to post this himself, so here we go:
Mickey McFly says:
(I'd put this in GD but I think I' banned)The funniest one I saw was:
"They scrub these walls to strike my pen, but the shithouse poet strikes again."Keep them comming people 😜
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here i sit broken hearted went to shit but only farted
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He who writes on shit house walls,
Rolls his shit into little balls.
He who read these words of wit,
Can eat those little balls of shit. -
Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the bullshit on the walls -
Seen on local public toilet doors (no words of wisdom though)
Phone Joanne on ***** ****** for a good bj!
Someone put underneath:
Phoned number, was told it was Joanne's mother. Went round anyway!hmm, nice
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Cats ass rats ass dirty old twat 69 douche bags tied in a knot cocksucker mother fucker dick licker too I'm a us service man who the fuck are you
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Here I sat to take a dump
Out it squirmed, a greasy lump.
Greenish-black like melting tar,
Or oil from an old used car.
I floats a moment, then it sinks,
My chunky cable... How it stinks!
My ass checks tremble, my sphincter sighs,
And cramps of exhaustion clench my thighs.
I weep with pride at my slimy shit,
And...TW MOD.... Is the name I gave to it -
For a good time be here at 5:30pm on Tuesdays.
I didn't go as it was signed Joe....
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Hyena wrote:
Had to laugh at this 😂😂For a good time be here at 5:30pm on Tuesdays.
I didn't go as it was signed Joe....
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"Peeple are so stoopid I don't understand why you idiots right on deez wallz"
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vishbume wrote:
Same here, but it could have been a Joe-Anne that ran out of ink.... Lmao...Hyena wrote:
Had to laugh at this 😂😂For a good time be here at 5:30pm on Tuesdays.
I didn't go as it was signed Joe....
Btw, ive chuckeled at some of these.... 😜
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I don't write on walls😏but one time I pinch my nose & pretend im on the phone, "girl everyone is into water conservation: let it mellow if its yellow, if its brown flush it down. nah, forget all that, 2 words girl: air pollution Sheeeeet... can i get a courtesy flush up in here!?
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I saw a wall that had lots of "come to Jesus" messages and how god answers prayers and one person wrote.
"Who thinks about god when they're taking a sh*t?" -
BMP
Brown Mexican Pride -
🏃💨fartex💩 wrote:
This has to be the best!Got a private message of someone not beeing able to post this himself, so here we go:
Mickey McFly says:
(I'd put this in GD but I think I' banned)The funniest one I saw was:
"They scrub these walls to strike my pen, but the shithouse poet strikes again."Keep them comming people 😜
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My kid was in kindergarten and learning well. Momma and I were so proud. So we go into the bathroom at a local Mexican joint. My boy goes into the stall and I proceed to the urinal. He asks "Dad, what's D I C K spell". I'm like nothing, bud. Hustle up. I go to wash my hands and I hear "Duh iii ccckkk" "Duhicck" "Dick!" Dad it says Dick. I was proud and a little afraid about the world that was just opened up to my kid. The two other guys in the bathroom were rolling.
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J.B. Books wrote:
Haha! Excellent stuff.Cheers for sharing J.B.My kid was in kindergarten and learning well. Momma and I were so proud. So we go into the bathroom at a local Mexican joint. My boy goes into the stall and I proceed to the urinal. He asks "Dad, what's D I C K spell". I'm like nothing, bud. Hustle up. I go to wash my hands and I hear "Duh iii ccckkk" "Duhicck" "Dick!" Dad it says Dick. I was proud and a little afraid about the world that was just opened up to my kid. The two other guys in the bathroom were rolling.
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J.B. Books wrote:
I pray he doesn't go to public school in middle schoolMy kid was in kindergarten and learning well. Momma and I were so proud. So we go into the bathroom at a local Mexican joint. My boy goes into the stall and I proceed to the urinal. He asks "Dad, what's D I C K spell". I'm like nothing, bud. Hustle up. I go to wash my hands and I hear "Duh iii ccckkk" "Duhicck" "Dick!" Dad it says Dick. I was proud and a little afraid about the world that was just opened up to my kid. The two other guys in the bathroom were rolling.
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In the middle of Montana in a bodunk town I saw some gang signs on the walls and beneath that someone wrote. Who are you gonna gang bang against? Cows? You are in the middle of no where!
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On nearly on every truckstop wall : born on a moutain raised in a cave fuckin and truckin is all I crave
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ᎷᎪᏟᏦᎷᎬᏟᎻ ᎪᎠᎠ ᏦᎷ wrote:
😂😂😂😂Here I sit in a hell of a caper,
Came to shit but didn't bring any paper,
I hear my train leaving I must not linger,
So watch out ass here comes my finger -
Seen on toilet wall......
"Call me for a good time! Number ***********"
Someone put "love mum" underneath......
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Was in a rest area in Kansas a long while back and scrawled on the wall with sharpie pen in 18" high letters was "FUCK HAM!!!"
I thought... is that a literal directive or suggestion? The potential eroticism of carnal meat? Or did the guy just drive hundreds of miles with nothing to eat but ham and pay the price in the rest area toilet? Intriguing... 😜
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There's allways a hole in the toilet wall with a 🍆hanging out so I don't go in public toilets😂😂😂
Funniest gd I've seen guys😂🍺🍺 -
This is sorta on topic (sorta off topic). There's a new bar here in San Diego & they've decoupaged the walls of the ladies' room with nothing but photos of Ryan Gosling.
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I tried to walk but had to run
For a little squirt that wasn't fun
As it was seeping down my leg
Where's the paper that I crave -
"Everything comes to those who wait..."
Not only hilarious,but life inspiring too!😂
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