Turf Tales News (issue 1)
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Welcome to issue 1 of Turf Tales, Turfwars only News Source.
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Powers Unite.
Three weeks ago, two well know alliances finalize the process of merging their groups into one consolidated power. This merge consisted of M@dfam and The Happy Hitmen. Turf Tales caught up with M@D, one of the leaders of the new super power, to discuss the merger.
FAL: So, what promoted the merge of what appeared to be two stable and respected alliances?
M@D: As you know, I am friends with may of the different alliances. I suppose fighting in Frankfurt was the first step in bringing the groups together. Fighting together brought us closer, and we worked very well together. There was a sense of unity right of the bat, so we explored working closer together. Both alliances operate with a similar style of government, which really made things easy. -
FAL: How has the transition been so far? And detractors or objectors?
M@D: The merge went very easy. I expected more drama. But there really was none. The new tags were voted on after everyone was given the opportunity to make suggestions. Everyone was happy.
FAL: I fought with members from both the Happy Hitmen and M@dfam prior to your merger. I was impressed by both for having reliable and very enthusiastic players. That being said, I would classify both as up and coming middleweights. How do you view your new combined strength? Do you now count yourselves amongst the top alliances in the game?
M@D: I do. I have always thought the players that were with me were some of the best in the game. Now with the merger, we are stronger and more united. I count ourselves amongst the best. -
FAL: I always regarded you as the leader of M@dfam and Greedo as the leader of the Hitmen. How does the leadership work now, after the merge?
M@D: Before the merge, I had mama and Greedo had weed. A number 1 and 2 situation for both alliances. After the merge, we established a council with leaders. All four site on the council.
FAL: Rumor has it Elliot-S has joined the M@dHitmen. This is a big pickup. Few players are better or as well liked. Can we expect to see Elliot fighting his former alliance members?
M@D: Yes. We were able to scoop Elliot. And yes, he will be fighting as part of M@dhitmen including against former allies. -
When Allies Attack!
Sabasaul, a well know veteran of the game, turn heads last month by joining forces with an unlikely partner. Working with a long standing foe, Shaggly Razors, the pair attempted to inject some life into the game by causing some chaos in the Disney area, capping friends and enemies in the process.
More questions have been raised in the past two weeks, as members of what’s been labeled as “the world alliance” have lost turf in Philadelphia and Glasgow. Although tolerated for now, this raises a valid question. What to do when allies attack you?
It is this author’s opinion that the game has evolved to a point of “stalemate”. With the TWFC flame slowly burning out, what remains left is a large list of allied players that live by the unwritten rule to not cap each other. I for one, salute Saba’s effort to bring some random chaos and excitement to the game. Turf Tales caught up with the big footed bastard to discuss his motivation, plans, and thoughts: -
FAL: Saba, can you explain your motivation for causing such confusion to all your allies?
Saba: I’ve always tried to live by the rule of fun first and alliance a close second. That is why being a Masshole is the right fit for me. We generally work on our own projects. But if there is every an issue when I really need them, they are there, no questions asked. But to answer your question, when I get bored, I look for fun.
FAL: I take it the big alliance fights no longer interest you?
Saba: Nah. I have no desire to spend mass amounts of Stamina to fight an enemy that doesn’t care. What’s the point? There is no sense of accomplishment with the way things are now. I am much more of a cluster f$&k kind of guy. I’d rather make as big a mess as possible, then let people try to clear me, and move on to the next one.
FAL: Any plans for the next target?
Saba: Nope, no plans right now. Which usually leads to me getting bored, which in turn usually leads to impulsive decisions, such as capping turf. -
FAL: Do you have any fears of reprisal? You are lucky to be an established and networked player, most would not get away with what your doing. However, do you fear a world wide spanking for being naughty?
Saba: I don’t really fear anything in this game. But I also recognize that sooner or later shit will hit the fan. I have only been blind sided once, and that was South Korea.
FAL: You brought up South Korea – not me! However, does it strike a sore spot with you that a group of players banded together to completely destroy the war games you worked so hard to create?
Saba: No hard feelings anymore. But I was definitely pissed for a few days. -
FAL: Would you ever consider running another SK styled war games?
Saba: Running SK was way more work than I had ever considered. It was very difficult. I found it hard to motivate my team members and get them to cooperate. Plus, dealing with all the bitching about the very few rules made things very frustrating. I wouldn’t mind participating or even helping with other games, but I wouldn’t be interested in running them.
FAL: Any final words for our readers?
Saba: Blow me! -
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Hamburger Hill: a Turf Tales investigative exclusive.
The remaining TWFC/FUA fighters suffered another stifling setback on their frontlines. News spread quickly that supposed long time allies Midnite and Davey da Kidd had turned, capping all TWFC and FUA members within reach of their coverage of the Hamburg Airport. Anger about the supposed “flip” quickly spilled onto the forums. Turf Tales reporters were on scene to investigate.
Prior to the “incident”, The Hamburg front appeared to be a stable resistance by the FUA and TWFC alliances. The struggle was for the control the airport, which was underseige by a contingent of North American based alliances. From this reporters view, Groucho and his Alliance, “The Commission”, appeared to be leading the assault. The fight had matured into a typical grudge match, with the attackers probing and attacking into the airport. -
On Monday night, things changed dramatically. In an act that completely devastated TWFC and FUA forces, Midnite and Davey began to cap the airport. Within just a few hours, the airport had become a sea of Midnite. A scan of the airport now reveals the devastation, with scarcely a TWFC or FUA turf to be found. The defense had completely collapsed.
Turf Tales reached out to Midnite to discuss his sudden change in heart. In response to our questions, Midnite stated that he was a solo player, with no alliance affiliation. Midnite further stated he has always been a solo player, and would not be held accountable for TWFC or FUA assumption that he was their ally. This position stood in stark contrast to FUA sources, who believed Midnite to be an ally and friend. -
This begs the question, whats next for the Hamburg frontline? Turf Tales contacted Groucho to understand his position on the change of events. Groucho stated he is taking a wait and see approach, allowing the fractured enemy to work itself out. Why interfere when the enemy is capping itself? And in the meantime, he will be ready for whatever comes his way on the Hamburg front.
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The Rumor Mill
Another Legend Retires:
An undisclosed source has revealed that long time player and Legend of the game, Johnny-O has quietly retired.
Johnny has been noticeably missing from battlefronts and palringo rooms. Fair well Johnny, I always enjoyed your easy going and fun natured way.
Alliance merger:
Rumor has it that another alliance, the North West Renegades (NWR) has completed a three way merge with BOA and Death Squad. NWR leadership opted not to share the details of the merger. We wish them all the best in their efforts.
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This concludes issue 1. Hope u all enjoyed it!
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Amazing!
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〓ＦＡＬＬＡＣＹ〓 wrote:
An excellent addition to TW which I enjoyed reading immensely. Congratulations Fall!This concludes issue 1. Hope u all enjoyed it!
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Awesome read! Glad to see someone picking up the torch that balls started. Eagerly waiting for next issue!
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KILL@ F@LL GRE@T JOB!!!
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Wow,this is something I could have never done.Keep it up.
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Great work fallacy. And yes, I'm mad.😉
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Great Job Fallacy hopefully it grows from here.
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Fantastic read, great job fallacy. Looking forward to the next issue 👍
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Great read Fall!!! I really enjoyed it
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Great read! Keep it up!
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Great read, thank you for this . Very well done
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Way to go Fallacy! Great job! 👍
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Great read Fall .. But I wanna hear more about Saba's foot next time 😍
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Very nicely done Fallacy. Something worth reading!!!
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👏😏👍 Good Read.✊
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Nicely done fallacy!!
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